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F the S out of her A
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
beans
onions
broccoli

the unholy trinity

also, White Castle and Taco Bell... uuuugh!

Narrator: "I STILL can't think of anything."
Tyler: "Flashback humor, how amusing."
King f-tard
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Water
Air
Nothing at all.

I have lots of gas, but usually they dont smell. When I eat a combustable material (ie. White castle, chili, taco bell) then they smell pretty bad. I usually clear rooms at that point.




I am now looking for young f-tards to mold and shape for our community.
If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I have that dead intern chained up in my basement.
And your point is???

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I have lots of gas

*Note to self....don't hang out with King f-tard.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island

JohnSlack
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
white castle...uhhhhhhh

My so-called 'friends' talked me into splitting a 'crave case' with them - a cardboard briefcase filled with 30 burgers..that was a week ago and i'm still feelin it...

For example: Kindest Regards, Your Name
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
any and all dairy

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!
graduted by CRXGIRL

AIM- Arpikarhu

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This thread.

Oh wait I was suppose to be serious. The major one is range dressing which has been eliminated from my diet. Figure that one out.
*edit*
Ranch! Thanks King f-tard. Having a bad day.

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This message was edited by Joey BigArms on 8-1-01 @ 12:49 PM
lyneday
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
the tank at the shell station =oP




I just can't believe all the things people say.
Why must I deal with this shit every fucking day.

ever stop to think .....
and forget to start again??
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

What gives you gas?


Usually a smelly fucking arab guy who I give money to pump the octane into my car...


Why fucking bother

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
wearing tight pants








220, 221, whatever it takes.
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

a smelly fucking Arab guy


I must be lucky to have a blonde teen attendant....she nevers wear a bra.

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If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

any and all dairy


I hear that! (Isn't that attractive?) Just found out I'm allergic to dairy, not lactose intollerant, ALLERGIC! And I'm a vegetarian. Eating has always been annoying, now even more so.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
King f-tard
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

range dressing



Hey Joey, is that made by Old McDonald?




I am now looking for young f-tards to mold and shape for our community.
If you are interested in adoption, IM me Or E-Mail Me


I have that dead intern chained up in my basement.
And your point is???

FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm perfect nothing gives me gas.... ;)

Remember girls don't fart, they poof :)


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me




Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Anyone else find it funny that this topic was started by F the S out of her A? Trying to feed your girl non~gassy foods?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Usually a smelly fucking arab guy who I give money to pump the octane into my car



To effin funny, good one Corpse.

If I drink a lot of beer, don't stand behind me the next day. You could get a concusion from some of the noises coming from my ass.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

If I drink a lot of beer, don't stand behind me the next day


Drinkin' Corona with limes makes you shit green the next day.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ever get those Guiness Black Shits???

Like fuckin pudding gone horribly wrong.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Butterscotch pudding?

Actually, Heiniken gives me horrible gas but only burping. They have such a distinct odor....that skunked beer odor. Not fun when nursing a hangover.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Bad topics give me gas.

But seriously, I cant think of anything. Thats probably because Im not observant. I get gas once in a while but I never bother to figure out what causes it. Once I went into a McDonalds and the lady asks me if its cold outside. I say "I dont know", because I have too much on my mind to pay attention to crap like that.





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Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Ever get those Guiness Black Shits???
Like fuckin pudding gone horribly wrong


Like pudding? No, but you are right about the color. The next day shit is black, but normal otherwise.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Black shit...NICE! I can understand the color of it, but I think if it's runny and coming out like water you should delve deeper into your diet and see what is making you shit pudding...hey, maybe it's all the pudding!! Then again...maybe you're just a puddin making machine...


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


E-Mail Me


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

puddin making machine


Ever laugh and wretch at the same time?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Ever laugh and wretch at the same time?



but of course, how else would I be able to post that...


Why fucking bother

"Think before you write" - Froy


E-Mail Me


Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

but of course, how else would I be able to post that...


LOL.
I am so outie, I gotta take a shower (and not just cuz of this topic, I gots things to do today).


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-01-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
The more I read this thread the more I keep on thinking about the time my friend called me crying after she farted on her boyfriend during sex..... :) It was so funny cause thank god it wasn't me.....


Your mind won't let you say that you want me
Your mind won't ever, never let you have what you want
I feel your hunger to taste me
Still your mind won't ever let you say
Your kind is just the type that should use me
But your mind won't seem to let you have
The opportunity to abuse me, abuse me
Your mind won't even let you feel

Savor the addiction,
savor the affliction, savor me






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