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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Alright. I had a great little tear going into you before this board was brought to zero. time to rekindle the flames.

Now listen up sweetcheeks. Take all 4 of your braincells and use them to read this thread, okay? I know it's difficult for you to concentrate so I'll go slow

O K A Y H U N ?

Bring it on lil sis. You're due for a beatin.

TO ANYONE THAT THINKS THIS IS A DOGPILE ON SPITFIRE:

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

You can watch and cheer but if you kill my thread, I'll gut you like a salmon. This is between Ms. Prissee and Me. Nuff Said!


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:35 PM      
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Grumpy-Salmon steaks or filets?????



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spitfire421
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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What! Shortstuff...I kicked your ass last week and now you just want to crawl back for more??!!

Frumpy, please, you can do better than insulting my intelligence. Actually, this is one of the first threads I've ever seen you post that does not contain one single grammatical and/or spelling error.

I'm quite impressed! I guess "Hooked on Phonics" worked for you!

And I'd just like to reiterate from last week: Listen BOY you're here for my entertainment, that's all, don't be getting all high and mighty all of a sudden...sorry, but Midgets always make me laugh!




Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Listen stretch....

listen missy, who took you in when you down in the dumps scraping pieces off the floor as I dropped victims.

My gramma aint got nothin to do with how bad I will kick that scrawny little ass of yours.....

You wanna bring back the other comments? okay... remember this one

Nose to nose, toes in hole
Toes to toes, nose in hole
in your case it's
nose to nose, leg in hole (with room to spare)
Toes to toes, head and shoulders in hole

Now put that in ya hooka and smoke it....


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HAHAHAHAHAHA-She called him Frumpy as well as Shortstuff ** walking around giggliing like a baby**



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spitfire421
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Chump-y (like that, Kingpin?)
Oh, no :eek: whatever shall I do...you just made fun of me because *gasp* I'm skinny...oh, no, I'm not a fat pig!!!!

and, once again, at least I can find the hole!...

and I will enjoy smokin' it, thank you very much



Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spitfire-I prefer frumpy, chumpy is fine as well. Come to think of it he has so many names it's not even funny.



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EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.







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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
honey, finding your hole would be as easy as hitting the side of a barn with a brick. Not that difficult.

And would you Please please please learn to bathe on a regular basis. Damn women. here's two words for you:

Speed Stick...


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

spitfire421
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:10 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
loo-ooo-ooo-se-he-er...Hi my name is Bumpy and my claim to fame (oh, boy...oh, boy!) is calling the Opie and Anthony show and being on air for 2 (TWO!!)whole minutes!!! wow, I can die now!

(but before you do, dear, please change your Depends diaper...that's what's starting to stink up the place, ain't me ya old geezer!)


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
**reaches into pocket starts spraying the Lysol, Industrial Strength.** Spitfire I thought it was your turn to change him.**Hands the diaper bag to Spitfire, and a hose to flush his ass**



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EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.







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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
if it aint you that stinks then how to do you explain the flys swarming around your crotch? Here's three more words for you:

Mas-in-gil

While I'm on that

Shave your pits! (i get your the hedge trimmer from my garage)


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

Kid Afrika
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
If you two pussies don't stop pulling hair and scratching each other, and get into some real brawling... I'm gonna be forced to turn the hose on the both of you. Now go to your corners and come out fighting.

WE WANT TO SEE BLOOD PUSSIES!!!


well, homie I don't give a fuck
if ya blood or cuz
long as ya got love for thugs
but don't try ta test me out
stall that
homie this is thug life nigga
and we all strapped


spitfire421
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OK, now I know you're getting old...you must have me confused with your mother...


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
No. It was definitely you. I have it on film. It's part of "Spitfire: Do's and Don'ts of Feminine Hygeine" collection. You got a 2 hour block in the don't part.

Speaking of parts, did that funky smelling "rash" on your ass ever go away?


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

spitfire421
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Dumpy, now you're starting to sound like a fucking broken record...can you do any better than that?ewww....she smells! I'm sorry that you're jealous that I don't have to wear a dirty, stinky diaper all day-- I still have my youth and vitality, and I know when I have to take a shit, instead of taking a dump in my drawers whenever I damn well please...please, for the sake of everyone else, learn to control your fucking bowel movements...

and now, I have a special present for you, since I know you love this sooooo much...

Visit this Website


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone


This message was edited by spitfire421 on 2-26-01 @ 4:00 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'm trying hard not to break out the heavy weapons. Your smell is the least of your problems so I thought I'd stay there for a while but since your bored with it, I'll pick on other problems of yours:

- Overgrown nipple hair: Stalker patty's tits look awesome compared to yours
- the missing 4 teeth in the front: but hey, I forgot, that's a requirement to live in that trailer park community isn't it?

So much more? shall I go on?


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

spitfire421
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OK, douche, you wanna play....did you like my little present, see now you can have the choice of any size or color you desire--sorry, though, I couldn't find any that were 2 inches long, so I hope you're not envious...

next time I'll see if I can get you a gerbil to go along with it, I know you've told me that they have worked for you in the past as long as you don't leave it in for too long and suffocate the poor dear.

(sorry to burst your bubble DwarfBoy, but nope, nope no nipple hair here)

BTW, nice sig pic...your mama looks pretty good in it, and I see that you really like to ride her!




Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
considering it's taking you some time to come up with something original, I wanna address that brotha over there, startin shit and tryin to be funny.

Yo, Kid, sit down. This is called tactical and original fighting styles. neither of which you'd understand. So....

Shhhhh...



Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
douche? Didn't know that word was in your vocabulary.

your scrawny little pimple ridden ass is lucky I'm in a good mood today.

BTW - the clinic called. They left a message. The tests are positive. They want you to come in for treatment ASAP.


Proud staller of Gary Coleman
Have you seen the dash button?

spitfire421
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OMG--the tests were positive!!!! What the fuck did you give to me Frumpy! (and motherfucker, all I did was shake your hand!)

You better have your mother/your pig tested to make sure you didn't give anything to them too 'cause diseases spread more through exchange of bodily fluids...

OK, I'm going home now so we can continue this tomorrow if you would like, but I have better things to do than play on a message board all day deek--that old gag


Let's see if I'm hearing this right
Is it just I should take
And never endings are glad
To carry out the dead
Your idols burn in the fire
The mob comes crawling out (take us down and out)
I'm reclaiming their minds
Destroying everyone

There's no one here
And people everywhere, you're all alone
Calm Your Nut
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Spitfire your getting your ass beat man pull out pull out man.



Proud to watch over "Mud Juice and Drunken GW"
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
God Damn Spitfire you tell him.

Dwarf Boy **holding my sides and laughing as I trip down the street.



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Boston Fan
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 6:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Spitfire your getting your ass beat man pull out pull out man.

She's not a man CYN. Mind your own business. Their fooling around for shits and giggles, dont reeen it.



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The Great Pumpkin
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yes ladies and gentlemen, we have quite the battle going on. After the first day of competition it seems to this commentator that Spitfire holds a slim lead.

Grumpy came out of the corner strong in the first round with a steady lead jab and consistent action. You have to give Spitfire credit however as she has shown a willingness to stand toe to toe with the veteran gunslinger and has at times shown flashes of brilliance with some very strong power punches.

It should get interesting folks. Will the energetic young upstart prove too strong, or shall the tactical thinking of the consumate ring general indeed prevail? Tune in tomorrow for the next round.


Say hello to my little friend!

I have officialy adopted:Monstertaz

Raven
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
I think the funniest thing is watch'n Kingpin suck'n on Spit's ass --- maybe a new FB light? .........j/k



MY adopted Newbie is :no one -- now looking to form a "Flock"
You Tried To Live And God Said NO

This message was edited by Raven on 2-26-01 @ 7:48 PM


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