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AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Hey Losers :)
I've been away - on vacation, and then actually doing my job. I have been in so many bullshit meetings the past two days it's ridiculous. It's so much fun to be a marketing manager when the economy is in the friggin' toilet!

So how are YOU all doing? How was the party on Saturday?

Amish Babe - Another Spitfire School of Altered Reality Success Story!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Amish. Party was fine on Saturday. I tell yah the Tiki Bar is breast implant city. I will be making a trip back there very shortly.

My leg still hurts.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
No not there AP. He was in Milwaukee supporting some catholic priest that was getting crap for supporting the civil rights movement. My best friends mom who was an activist herself wanted to see him. So she takes us with her. Were standing watching him come out of a church and people are booing him. All of a sudden I get smacked in the back of the head with something, I reach up and have a handful of blood. My parents were furious with my friend’s mom.

Hey a-babe, welcome back! How's the vegi shopping been? ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
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It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-18-01 @ 3:32 PM
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I tell yah the Tiki Bar is breast implant city. I will be making a trip back there very shortly.


I have to ask - do guys really like fake boobies? Because I have natural 36 Ds - and they tend to "move" a little more then fake ones. Plus they're not all hard! So what's better? Soft and pliable, or hard and stationary? Or are any boobs good boobs? Enlighten me :)

I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...
o&aswallow
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:33 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
A-babe, any boob in my mouth rolling across my tounge is a great boob!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
OAS you naughty boy - I'm going to have to take you out behind the barn and horse whip you.. ;)

Produce shoppint has been going great, thanks. The summer squash is quite nice this time of year! LOL

I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...
atomic punk
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
OAS - What was a 16th century European religious figure doing in Milwaukee? (Go back and look at how I quoted you; I left out a word) ;)

EDIT - BTW, OAS, you've led an interesting life. Long, but interesting. :)



Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm


This message was edited by atomic punk on 7-18-01 @ 3:39 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
A-babe. Natural are better overall but there is no such thing as a bad boob.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


o&aswallow
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Bravo AP very good. Hats off to you on that one :-)

The 60's early 70's were awesome. The last 25 years have been boring.

A-babe, don't forget the fresh new crop of cukes. Their ribbed for your pleasure ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Fake breasts are bad. No 2 ways about it.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

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AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Allright now, no more picking on OAS because of his age. My great-great-great-grandmother lost her virginity to him, and he's always held a special place in her heart (at least that's what I could gather from reading her diaries, dated 1761)
;)

I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Amish, so OAS could possibly be your great-great-great-grandfather? You perverts!!!


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


o&aswallow
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Thank you a-babe. Great granny was a goer. That was pre-missionary position days and well granny was creative. Yah hoo!. Did that talent get passed down through the generations?? ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Hosp: I'm AMISH! Incest is ok - keeps the bloodlines pure. Seems OAS strayed from the flock, however ;)

I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...
o&aswallow
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Seems OAS strayed from the flock, however


Well I didn't want to, but the only color of lingerie I could get the hotties to wear was black or white. That’s ok, but from time to time I wanted a teal, pink or red.






o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
spitfire421
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 4:14 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

That’s ok, but from time to time I wanted a teal, pink or red.



or green hehehe :)


Dad: Where do you get your values? From that stinking heavy metal music you listen to day and night?
Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all fucked up!

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atomic punk
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

That’s ok, but from time to time I wanted a teal, pink or red


Isn't that always the case? Small town boy gets seduced by the bright and colorful lights (and lingerie) of the big city! :)




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
o&aswallow
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

or green hehehe



[blushing]Ah Spit you remebered. I know I will never forget[/blushing]

And guess whos back over in GD. Watch out world.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
As far as the question of boobs? I think Maynard is a boob.:) No really, I've never had a chance to put my hands or any other body part on fake ones so I'm not a good judge.

I can say 36D is what I like.:)

Goodnight all. Time for some softball.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
atomic punk
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
GW, wrap that hamstring well. I don't want to hear you bitch about how you tweaked it again tomorrow. ;)




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm


This message was edited by atomic punk on 7-18-01 @ 4:57 PM
CaptainDoolittle
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 9:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Where's Gilligan?

so few of you will get this joke

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

so few of you will get this joke

Even fewer of us would understand why you were here making an obscure joke if it didn't happen to say "Lt Boogaloo" in your e-mail... LMAO ;)

Damn it, who forgot to lock the door this time? Late night slacking is so passe LOL.



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WhatsInMyPants
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Fake breasts are bad


and so are some plastic surgeons. 'nuff said.

DreamWeaver
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
LOL....I get it, but i thought it was Captain FUCKING Doolittle????

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 6:49 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Is it morning again already......gah damned effin alarm clock ::stomping out of the room::

Bah!

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