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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
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Okay Magus, I'm sorry. Let me correct myself:

Go make fun of the frightened virgins like The Teen Tomatos or Lord Magus and leave the people secure in their sexuality like Straw and Virgingrrl alone.

Better?






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gonzo
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Maynard: well, now that I actually have something to discuss with people, and I canactually put faces with screen names, I feel more comfortable. Plus, I'm really, really bored......

Hosp: the other half is Napolitano (no, not Hospitaliano), so I'm a FBI.....


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
Lord Magus
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
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eh HEM....
Drop the "frightened" and I'll be OK with that last statement.. well.. ok.. I won't be OK with that statement.. but I won't take offense with it..

If that made any sense at all....


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
gonzo
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, BTW Magus...sorry, but the closest we come to your neck of the woods is Jimmy's, and you've already explained why you won't go there. There's always Casey O'Toole's in Wayne, The Zone in Cedar Grove, Park City in E. Rutherford, Soundgarden in Lodi, or Whiskey Bar in Hoboken.


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Okay, I am out like sauerkraut for the day. Have a good evening all. I will see you in the morning. Muuuuuuuuuuah!

**EDIT** Nite Magus ;) ***EDIT***



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-28-01 @ 4:58 PM
Lord Magus
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 4:54 PM      
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G'nite Straw..
Gonzo.. I was actually thinking of making your gig tonight.. but I'm BROKE lol.. East Rutherford isn't too much of a haul though.. I WILL make one of these eventually though.. you know that..
The funny thing is.. BEFORE I joined this board I used to see the Benjamins ALL the time.. but since I could get shot of Jager I haven't been able to make one
Sucks!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'm outtie too...night guys :)

Have a great vaca Maynard, the Blue Ridge Mts. are beautiful, right in my bf's father's backyard :) if you're near there, go see some caves (and thanks ;) )

Ron, you done for now...until you get bored of the new job and have to start slacking again?


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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Black Lazerus
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:05 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
:puts 2 hands in the air in Famous Elvis pose :
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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm outta here until Monday, so have a great weekend my slacking buddies!


I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

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gonzo
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm here for 25 more minutes...anyone else still here?


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
Grumpy
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:34 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Oh, and I just wish to state for the record that I am, in fact, half Sicilian......



so that means that you've got big balls and no dick then? I don't get it.

BTW - how does gilligan get credit for sig pic. Spitfire found the photo, i made the modifications. That aint right. If she notices that she'll cut off one of your half silician balls.

And with that . .... that concludes our broadcast for today. Do me a favor gonzo, lock up as you leave, we had some mice or something come in here late last night. Can't figure out how they got in.



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Ronreddog
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
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quote:

Ron, you done for now...until you get bored of the new job and have to start slacking again?




No, Spit, one more day, then I will be done for a few weeks at least. I spent the entire afternoon saying some goodbyes in the main administration building. Tomorrow will be the remainder of the buildings.

Sorry I did not get to say goodnight earlier. I am off to the cigar tasting.

See you in the morning! :)


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Lord Magus
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
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G'nite all.. I'll check in at some point tommorrow


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Metalfan
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Bout effin time its Friday....everyone is on their own for coffee this morning....ran too late to pick some up....sorry kids :-(

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
njstrawberry
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 7:58 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Good morning fellow slackers and slacketts. :yawning and stretching: Thank God it's Friday! No prob Metal, I am making a coffee run to Dunkin Donuts. Anyone want anything?



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-29-01 @ 8:03 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:02 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Straw, are you going to Dunkin Donuts to pick up an erotic donut like your sandwich roll the other night?

Morning Tools. I see yesterday was a total cluster-f around here. Can't I ever leave you idiots alone for even one day?


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Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

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njstrawberry
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:06 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Yes, Swallow I am. Penis shaped bread is just awesome. I wonder if they carry a vag bagel?

Metalfan
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:09 AM      
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I'll take a coffee, and a breast shaped chocolate chip muffin ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Metalfan
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:12 AM      
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quote:

Can't I ever leave you idiots alone for even one day?



Oh yeah OAS, you're the glue that holds this place together ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
njstrawberry
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:13 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Okay, I am out to Dunkin Donuts for a penis roll, vag bagel with cream cheese, a breast shaped chocolate chip muffin and some coffees. Be back in a bit!



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-29-01 @ 8:15 AM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Straw, make sure to tell them to hold the cream on your roll, you'll whip up your own. ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Banana_juice
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
morning slackers. hey, i went to jimmys last night. it was about 20 times busier than wedenseday, and they stayed open till 2 this time


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Ronreddog
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
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Good morning slackers! The day has finally arrived! :)

Straw, I will take a nice Jelly donut and a large regular coffee. I don't mind eating the peach when it is red! ;)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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njstrawberry
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
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Okay I am back. Here are your things. Oh damn swallow I forgot to them to hold the cream. Uhh. Now, I'll have to lick off. Oh well. Have a great day everyone. I am getting to work.

Metalfan
posted on 06-29-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
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Ron, there is a certain inexorable quality about you that I'm gonna miss.....not sure what that is yet, but it will come to me ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!


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