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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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If the parent's have a sense of humor, besides one of the toys, go buy some strip club funny money. Hey, everyone else would be giving money for his college fund, you want to make sure he's having fun.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


DreamWeaver
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
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FU GW

Hosp, thats funny but not everyone has quite the sense of humor you have

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

strip club funny money

GW & the Dad can go out then too


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

her ample, yet firm ass...



[Sir Mix Alots singing]Baby got back![/Sir Mix Alots singing]

Stripper Funny money??? I guess that would all be in singles.

quote:

FU GW


Did you forget your sarcasm tags? Or am I missing something?



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I know that Dream, that's why it has to be someone you really know and that they get that kind of sense of humor. Most people would probably get insulted.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
If GW and Pops go out, I'll just keep an eye on the women-folk.

Maybe ladi can just hold my hand more.

--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
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AIM - Lt Boogaloo



This message was edited by Lt Boogaloo on 7-19-01 @ 1:24 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
[mild sarcasm] yeah GW, I am really fucking pissed at you for implying something when you should keep your mouth shut[/mild sarcasm]

better? :P

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
You See, Heyladi got the idea.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
How come my local deli won't give me a 20oz screwdriver with my sandwich?



--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
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AIM - Lt Boogaloo

AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
GW: [Sir Mix a lot] ...so shake it up, stick it out, even white boy's got to shout... [/ir Mix a lot]

Ok Dilemma time: I am 34 years old and have been invited by some youngster friends of mine to go to the Vans Warped Tour show in Philly Aug 3rd. Henry Rollins will be there. I would like to dip Henry Rollins in honey and lick it off....verrrry sloooowwwwly.. But am I gonna feel like an old woman going to a skate-punk festival General Admission show? I look younger then 34, but I certainly don't look 19.

I can't find a good sig pic, so use your imagination:

A lovely young Amish woman bending over in her garden - and as the breeze blows up her plain and simple black dress, you can see her ruffled panties barely covering her ample, yet firm ass...
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
:P....what the fuck is that?

quote:

Better


No.

I work with idiots.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
[extreme, and i do mean extreme sarcasm] FU GW[/extreme and I do mean extreme sarcasm]

:P this is me sticking my tongue out at you because you are silly


edit- AMish Babe...The Warped Tour isnt all young kids, trust me..I am there every year. Lots of older people go cause most of the headlining bands have been around for quite some time. I went to see Reel Big Fish this past Monday and you wanna talk about little kids everywhere!!! And what a bunch of punks!!Holy shit, I am 24 and I think I the oldest person there by 10 years, it was bizarre.I felt very strange. I guess noone over the age of 15 goes to shows anymore

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance


This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 7-19-01 @ 1:44 PM
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My suggestion -- go to the Tour. Get some kids...get them all drunk and high and get your F on.



--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
[email protected]
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I wanna go home.

Dream...You're going to make me stick a fork in my eye.

Amish..Listen Granny:) Go for it. Sounds like a cool time. They put all that shit on ESPN now. The mfers on the motorbikes are the craziest.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Thread killer????



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Ahlexus
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus, I'd like the platinum deal...the round the world type thing. Can you help?
I wanna go home.


Come on home sugar, your platinum deal is waiting for you..

quote:

But am I gonna feel like an old woman going to a skate-punk festival General Admission show?


I'm with Dream. Gf you get out there and have fun! Everyone goes to those shows. One time, I went to go see Charlie Daniels... and believe me, I am so not the country type! If you wanna lick him all over, have at it!


Escaped from Gilligan's Island
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Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
This is all Gilligan's fault for suggesting the board is dead in that other thread....

--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
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AIM - Lt Boogaloo

Ahlexus
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

This is all Gilligan's fault


Soooo true!!


Escaped from Gilligan's Island
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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:32 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
So that barrel is also a roadblock? I go to lunch for an hour and nothing is going on. Jesus christ!


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I go to lunch for an hour and nothing is going on. Jesus christ!


No complaining Hosp




Escaped from Gilligan's Island
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Pork Roast with Thyme

Ingredients
5 pounds pork roast, trimmed
3 cloves garlic, sliced
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 tablespoon ground black pepper
3 bay leaves
1/2 cup cider vinegar
1 teaspoon dried thyme


Directions
1 Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C).
2 With a small knife, pierce top of roast. Force garlic slices into the cuts. Sprinkle the roast with salt and pepper. Place bay leaves in the bottom of the roasting pan, and set roast on top of bay leaves, fat side up. Mix vinegar and thyme in a small bowl, and pour over the top of the roast.
3 Bake in the preheated oven 3 hours, or until an internal temperature of 160 degrees F (70 degrees C) is reached. Using a baster or spoon, baste the drippings over the roast frequently while it is cooking. Let the roast rest for 10 minutes when done before slicing.




Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

This is all Gilligan's fault

Its all part of the Master Plan to... to... Oh F' I forgot the Master Plan again.

::looking for notes::


Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Where the hell am I gonna find 5 pounds of pork? Your mother or your sister Gilligan?

--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
[email protected]
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

Ahlexus
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
If there was any question about Maynard's sexual preference... he has certainly erased all doubts now.


Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ahlexus, that was just my afternoon prayer.


Amen. You may all go in peace.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




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