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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Foot washer/bidet? | ||||
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| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 6:56 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70  | quote: Oh, so you're guatemalan(sp?)?
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| Roger | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: WTF?  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:04 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Guatemalan, as in from the country Guatemala. It was a joke, albeit a lame one. It was just a joke nonetheless.
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| Roger | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Are you sure? Didn't seem to have the dimensions of a joke that I'm used to, you know, like being funny cuz its the truth kinda thing. Never noticed many Guatamalans in the kitchen is all. Better luck next time though! ;) <------- "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Ants in My Pants Billy Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis. | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | Uh oh, looks like Kid A is having one of those "white shorts" moments. | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | To borrow a line from Vos who no doubt stole the line from another comic... You put the funny in unfunny.  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| Scooma | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 7:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | Restaurants in LA have to have a letter grade (A, B, C, etc.) posted on the outside of the place to let you know how it was rated by the board of health. Most places have "A" ratings, but my friend likes to go to the "B" places because "they've got something to strive for." =========================== "P.S. Did you ever notice that Peter O'Toole has a double phallic name." --Groucho exerpt from a letter to Dick Cavet | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I have never used a bidet or had the desire to. I don't see how shooting a stream of cold water into my anus could be anything other than TORTURE (Torture, it's torture)!!! Like Anthony said, that's what a shower is for. Leave it to the French to come up with a fucking ridiculous piece of bathroom plumbing!! And if it breaks, what plumber isn't going to charge triple to fix it!!!! BTW, Roger, nice to have you back. Did you do much Shark Feeding, err I mean swimming?? DOC Buster DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected] | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 3:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Oh come on! You mean to tell me when you're takin a nice healthy dump & water splashes up on yer balloon knot, you don't like it?? I know I love it!;)  I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 3:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: Check out the "Welcome Back O & A" thread, there's a whole discussion on that very topic. quote: I don't believe Anthony said a shower is for shooting water into your anus. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| geedagreek | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | no roger, that's what a firehose is for....washing away all the brown stuff... ding ding.... hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat??? | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: No he said that's what the little water hose sprayer next to the sink is for. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith This message was edited by Froy on 9-5-01 @ 4:21 PM | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The little water hose sprayer next to the sink is for playing pranks on people. You wrap a rubber band around it so its always on so when someone turns on the water they get sprayed. There should be no contact, immediate or otherwise, between the sprayer and your anus. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Actually, try using black electric tape next time, it's less obvious than a rubber band. I'm apologizing to Ant in advance if he goes home tonight now and gets scaleded by hot water shooting out of the sink hose. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith This message was edited by Froy on 9-5-01 @ 4:24 PM | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Unfortunately we don't have that hose, I really wish we did. But I'd probably get myself with it before he even got home anyway so its better off this way. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ya know Roger, I was just thinking. It's really cool how you're an intergral part of this board.I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| geedagreek | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:47 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | ??????? can you say stalker?? hey, baby, you ever get your asshole licked by a greek guy with an overcoat??? | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:48 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | How's that? I'm just another poster who can't get off this board even though I have to get ready for Bruer's show tonite. EDIT* geedagreek, you think I have another stalker? Cuz I need a new one. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" This message was edited by Roger on 9-5-01 @ 4:52 PM | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: stalker Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| Roger | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 4:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Froy, is there a problem with our pics or is it my computer? Cuz I can't see yours or mine. Oh and go f yourself, I do not stalk this board, just you. ;) "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| av8er OA.com's taint with wings. | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 6:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think they mean I'M a stalker Rog. The point I was trying to make was, Roger is someone very close to the show and I think it's cool how she takes time to hang with us....that's all. I'm accepting applications for adoptees. | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 7:18 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: OK Rodger, you got me. I meant that I agreed with Anthony in that a shower is for cleanups-not a "Bidet". I just get SOOO worked up when I think about those F'in FRENCH (And if you're offended, the FYOU TOO)!!! DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected] | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | No Roger, there is no problem with our pics, they display fine. And stop stalking me, don't make me change your status again. Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 09-05-2001 @ 8:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | froy, are you SURE there's not a problem?cause you have a little red x, and roger has a big red x, and i've seen theses x's a few times today i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE! | ||||
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