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Kingpin02
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 8:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Hey! Sasha is 17, so she's close enough to being finished anyway. It's all good for me.

I'd pick her up from skating practice, and tell her that her folks sent me. She'd be like "Where are you taking me, Sir?", and I'd be like "CAN IT, BITCH!!" After having my way with her for about a month, I'd dump her back home, with a note: It was fun. We'll most definitely do it again sometime.

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I went to high school with sarah hughes

name dropper!!

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
Kingpin02
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

I went to high school with Sarah Hughes.



Yeah. I'm sure he doesn't want her to forget the "little people". Like he was special to her or something.

I'll bet him and his friends used to make fun of her and stuff. And now that she's important, he'll act like he didn't do anything at all.

He's such a loser, and I hope he winds up being the grass cutter and toilet bowl cleaner at ONE of her houses in the future. And when Christmas comes along: No bonus, and you're fired.

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
Weeeelldoggie
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Oh, by the way, did I forget to namedrop,.....eeer, tell you that Slutskaya was an exchange student that stayed at my house!

How's that for a topper!!!

I'm over here now!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

she's really not all that hot in real life.




She's really not all that hot on T.V. either.



Weeeelldoggie
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
If the general opinion seems to be that Sarah's not really that 'hot'. I guess it wouldn't really be considered bragging that I cranked out a batch in under 4-1/2 minutes watching her skate her long program Thursday night!

I'm over here now!
Kingpin02
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 11:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Lucky bastard. I have to stop taking my Paxil for a week before I can produce a batch, even with my Stuff Magazine with Lacey Chabert on the cover. Well, at least I know that when I do make it, it's a nice one. However, I make sure my theory on sperm quality comes into play, just so I don't leave a potential Nobel Prize winner plastered to my tightie whiteys.

Oh yeah: If Sarah, Sasha, or the Russian chick ever need someone unbunch their panties, drop me a line at [email protected]

Speaking of Lacey, I'd love to watch her figure skate. Those firm breasts. That tight, supple ass. Those tiny meat curtains. Such a wholesome girl.......

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.

This message was edited by Kingpin02 on 2-24-02 @ 12:00 AM
Ree
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posted on 02-24-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Nice going window, as usual.



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.
windowlck
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 11:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Is everyone forgetting that Joe Poo's 1st cousin is Tara Lipinski...she's grown up into a hot little POA herself


AIM me
You have a MULE????






This message was edited by windowlck on 2-24-02 @ 6:42 PM
CriticsLoveSnatch
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 1:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

name dropper!!


Bah! :P

well just saying that she's not all that great looking lol


I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
Seems like the bottle was all that I had until now
I'll give you my life, if you give me yours somehow.
Weeeelldoggie
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
1st cousin? this Tara Lipinski?


Yeah, but what does she look like now.....


Yup, POA!
Can you imagine this showing up at your family reunions?!?! :D

I'm over here now!
Kingpin02
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 9:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
I wanna be a friend of that family. At the reunion, I'd be like: "I'm not related to you. Can we have sex? Aww, come on, we could go into the house, go inside the closet. Five minutes, in and out. Who's to know?"

Yeah..................

Oh my God. I just woke up. Was I dreaming just then?

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
i'm all about the sasha cohen...no doubttt


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disgustip8ed
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 10:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
it is probably just me, but in weeeelldoggie's picture, Sarah looks like a young Barbara Streisand.

uugh





It's not like I killed someone. It's not like I drove a spitefull spear into your side. You talk to Jesus Christ as if he knows the reasons why he did it all for you.
zootybang
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 10:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Who knew sarah had such a guile-less smile?


God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

Kingpin02
posted on 02-25-2002 @ 1:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
This one would have been a lot better, had I thought to put it up on Friday night.





It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.


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