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Kid Afrika
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 8:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Yes, zootybang, you are ready to graduate. I was going to tell you in IMs, but you don't seem to turn them on very often. Go forth and post freely, just try not to get uppity with anymore girlfriends of radio hosts. ;)

J/K, I'm sure you'll do fine. Let me know if you need anything.



I wonder how you would react if you was in my shoes
You'd probably shit your tightest draws cuz I got a solid fuse
So what do you really wanna do when I get militant
Thought I was a pimp, flip the script if you can' get with this
They call me Big Boi, I be cappin with a big gun
Run up on it if you want it, then you bite the big one, yeah

zootybang
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 8:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
thanks for all your help and advice,Kid.I'll make sure to steer clear of all significant others from now on.::moves tassle to other side of graduation cap::(sniffle)my parents will be so proud.now if i can just figure out this damn paint shop 7.02.....


God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

"One time,i ate my neighbor's shit"

officially adopted by Kid Afrika
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
***Graduation Announcement***


Hornygoatweed23 has proven himself to be an intelligent and valuable member of this board, and has graduated from the Rookie School For Newbies.

HGW, congratulations. You've done EXTREMELY well, and you are NO LONGER A NEWBIE.

I'm always around if you need my help, you know where to find me...

Post on, my friend. You've earned it.




Shut up and play, mothereffer!!

I have adopted hornygoatweed23

hornygoatweed23
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-23-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
First off, I'd like to thank the man upstairs...

Seriously, Rookie, I appreciate you takin' me under your wing and giving me the chance to prove myself worthy to hang with the big boys.

And I will make good on those rounds I promised!

So now the question is....when's the party?????


"Official sponsor of the Best Ass Contest"

adopted by Rookie
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

my foster daddy is gone.... or atleast i havent seen him online... brokenjaw... please come back bj please... i need ur guidance




Yo Voyer I am here were the hell have you been? I just e-mailed you with ways you can find me on-line.

My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.
ClusterF
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 5:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ahhhhh... I wish I had seen this thread earlier. My newbie has been ready to graduate since I first adopted her. Everybody please congratulate Toadie... she's articulate, intelligent, and best of all she posts in all the right places. She is quite simply the most exemplary newbie ever. Unfortunately I failed in teaching her how to obnoxiously 'Dillon' anything and everything, but I'm sure she will learn.

Feel free to keep Iming me with any questions. (Although she had NONE and still did just fine).

Good job. I release you to the madness that is OA.Com.

I think I'm gonna cry. sniff sniff.


Adopted Dilloners in training: Toadie & RedHotChiliBabe - AIM CHRIS052076

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 8:10 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Well she has finally done it. I am proud to say that FUKMEBOOBS is now officially graduated! Keep up the good work


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW

E-Mail Me

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor

E-Mail Me

AOL - oanda1027fm

OFFICIAL ADOPTOR OF FUKMEBOOBS
toadie
posted on 03-24-2001 @ 8:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
I promised myself I wouldn't cry...

ClusterF, thank you so much for adopting me! I'll make you proud, you'll see.

I'm the happiest girl alive... sniff, sniff... ;)



Graduate of ClusterF Academy, class of 2001

AKA CC from CT

I'll be quiet now.
FukMeBoobs
posted on 03-25-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Aww thanx Tequila....now I'm gonna celebrate with some Tequila! Care to join me? lol

Proud to be Tequila's 1st adoptee.
Just Jon
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Well, time is up and although they aren't the most prolific posters, I feel that they "get it," so I am proud to send Baby Nicole and Napsky into the world.

And since she was upset that the last program just ended without an announcement when the board changed, FeelMyFunbags may have graduated a long time ago, but I've finally announced it...

-----

E-mail: [email protected]
Adoptee: Baby Nicole & Napsky

You listen to me! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence! I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King! My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method...is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman.
BabyNicole
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 3:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
awwww Jon you graduated me...now who's gonna discipline me when i'm a bad baby.



JustJon's adopted TEEN Baby Newbie! Thanks For The Sig Pic Too Love!!!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-26-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And since she was upset that the last program just ended without an announcement when the board changed, FeelMyFunbags may have graduated a long time ago, but I've finally announced it...



Jon...you made me sound like a whining brat ;)But thanks for letting me graduate :)




Ronreddog
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, it is now time to graduate my second adoptee, King f-tard. He has been functioning well along the board, and has a pretty funny sig pic.

King f-tard, go out into the world and prosper! You can always contact me if you need help. (We all know you DO need help) ;)

Congrats!!!

My first GRADUATED adoptee: Inappropriate Belle, who graduated on 3/22/01

My second GRADUATED adoptee: King f-tard, who graduated on 3/28/01




E-Mail Me
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
'bout time, Dogg!

I myself have seen King F-tard flourish into a great contributer to the board. Congrats, King.


Ronreddog
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yes, he was due to graduate last week, missed posting on the board all weekend and most of this week till now.

Accepting new adoptees at this time, so IM or e-mail me.

My first GRADUATED adoptee: Inappropriate Belle, who graduated on 3/22/01

My second GRADUATED adoptee: King f-tard, who graduated on 3/28/01




E-Mail Me
King f-tard
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I am so touched (no not that way). I feel now that I can safely remove one strap from my helmet and proudly state "Today, I feel like a total f-tard, and its a great feeling. Thanks to all." ;-)






Official driver of the Tart Cart (Helmets are in the back)


I thought we were all just having fun...


Kindly adopted by Ronreddog
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 6:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
I would like to announce that Voyer Bus window licker has earned the proper amount of credits at the Brokenjaw school for Newbie's, He is now on his own. GOOD LUCK Voyer.

My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.
FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick Black
Voyer bus window licker
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 3:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
alright... it feels good to graduate... finally
thanks brokenjaw for the guidance



"Ralph: And this is the sandbox, I'm not allowed in the deep end. And this is where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things."
"Hi Lisa. Hi Principal Skinner. Hi Supernintendo Chalmers."
"Today I saw Principal Skinner and Ms. Krabapple making babies in the closet, and I saw one of the babies, and the babie looked at me"
"when I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar"
"I heard your daddy went into a resturant, and ate everything in the resturant, and they had to close the resturant."
"me fail english? thats unpossible."
"Your toys are fun. Mine are all sticky."


adopted by brokenjaw


CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 10:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Even though she hasn't been posting much PLAYMATE01 has now graduated the CLS school for newbies, based only on the sheer time i've adopted her.

go out on your own, have fun, and good luck


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critics are PLAYMATE01 and PolishPierogiBoy03251978

Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm proud to announce that my adoptee, BACKDOOR BUNNY, has graduated from Moosen's Flock with high honors.
Please welcome this new member into the Land of No Lives. ;)





"What are you speaking? German Brian?
German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!"

My graduated adoptee: BACKDOOR BUNNY
Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock
BACKDOOR BUNNY
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 8:42 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
I'M PROUD TO BE A GRADUATE OF MOOSEN`S FLOCK!!:)
This is a proud day for me.
FLOCK, SNIPER & I will drink a beer in toast to you. The next time our paths cross,which I hope will be at the board ANNIVERSARY PARTY,I will buy you a beer or 6 to show my gratitude for all your help and advice.
HUGGS & BUNNY-KISSES:) :)

Come to my backdoor :)
Proud graduate of Moosen's Flock :)
Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hmmmm... Flock of Bunnies?

No, that just doesn't sound right...




Shut up and play, mothereffer!!

Drunk Boy
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 1:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I'm happy to announce that Fyfetallica is now a proud Graduate of Drunken Squirrel College. He is now free to roam around the message board and post without fear (For the most part, LMMFAOYSMFMWHE!!!)

Good luck!


Who Wants a BEER?

Yer name here!
Fyfetallica
posted on 04-01-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
This is a proud day.... Thanx for your guidence and support.... LOL

I am ready to take on Padawan Learners of my own...



Proud Graduate of the Drunk School For Misfit Newbies..

I am a Jedi, like DB before me
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 04-02-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
I'd like to formally announce that Radio Chick (the OA member, not the 9-12PM funbag shaking whore) has officially graduated. Albeit, delayed. She was a student of Italian Princess and wasn't graduated prior to IP's departure. I've taken her under my wing the last few weeks in an unofficial capacity and she is now qualified as a full fledge addict.... I mean... member of the board.

Congrats Radio Chick. And I still say that you're soft on the eyes. ;)


Contact me if you want to be adopted.
I'll teach you to think 'Outside the Box'.

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