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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:17 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

What the fuck! No, I was answering the ladies question



Sure you were Ron, the next thing your gonna say is yeah i blew a guy once but i really needed the ride. LMMFAO

FUCK YOU TEQUILA
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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
" Dude.... your dog is a gay homosexual"...... :)



Still one spot open!

I am pleased to announce that DevonGetTheTable is the newest addition to the Slackjaw family! Report any transgressions to me.


Rone
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:24 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Ronreddog
This dog's BITE is worse than his BARK!
I prefer nice guys with average packages


damn...you say one wrong thing around here and it blows up in your face. LOL



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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

blows up in your face.

Who blew off in your face?


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Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 05-29-2001 @ 10:28 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Who blew off in your face?




Must have been Ron.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA
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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
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posted on 05-29-2001 @ 11:08 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
i prefer a fat chick with a nice face and an ugly chick with a great bod at the same time.

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Cranky Ass
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Thats easy. Chop the head off the fat chick with the pretty face and stick it on the ugly chick with the great body. At least thats what the voices inside my head told me to do.



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coax
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 2:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
Any woman that I'm with for that current moment usually reflects off of how late the night is getting, and the general condition of my altered judgement.



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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 7:03 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I'm with Kid, I'm much more into what a chick does than what she looks like. I'll take ugly and/or fat chick that really knows what she's doing over a hot chick that just lays there any day.



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wage
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
my god man, what kind of a choice is this. i can't decide. can i have one of each and then get back to you?

Graduated by GrkQT.
King f-tard
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:09 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
This is easy. I am a big guy, and I love girls with some meat. Skinny girls are okay to look at, and are good and all, but a bigger chick, and I think that Mendi size is the cut off from being big to just being a house. Those girls are the ones that usually had to be a goer to be popular, and that = more gooder.

Actually, what is important is that you find the girl attractive, whether skinny or chubby.

And Ron, last time we had a few drinks I was wondering what was all over my leg after we left, now I know.





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KOATAS
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It depends how much I had to drink and which one of the two are still in the bar at closing time!



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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:35 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Damn Doggie, looks like someone hooked you up.

What does that do to your C-Blocker status? j/k:)

Prefer??? I prefer mental stability...Or is this a one time deal?





I maybe late today, but tomorrow you'll still be stupid.

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Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What does that do to your C-Blocker status?


I have been removed, it appears! Faceman, please give me my c-blocker ring back? lol


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Kid Afrika
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Faceman, please give me my c-blocker ring back?


After last night, you have the balls to ask for a status change?

::ducking for cover::


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey k1d, three words for you:

GO FUCK YOURSELF!


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Kid Afrika
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
Oh, now that's original. Did you get neutered recently? What's with the hostility? Can't take a little ribbing? Or, maybe your just pissed 'cause Facey smacked your nose with the newspaper.

Whatever the case, if you can't run with the big dogs, STAY ON THE PORCH!!! (LOL, that line is sooo corny, but I had to do it.)


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Sure you were Ron, the next thing your gonna say is yeah i blew a guy once but i really needed the ride.

But the joke was on him, cuz Ron's not gay! LOL
I would pick the ugly chick with the nice body.
Similarly, I'd prefer an ugly guy with a big package.


Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
K1d, ribbing is one thing, you are sometimes blatantly viscious with your comments to people.

I can hang with the best of them! You won't find a BIGGER DOG than right here! lol



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Kid Afrika
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 70
ron, nobody ever accused me of being a nice guy. in fact, I think it's pretty widely known that I'm a prick. I can live with that.

as for my "viscious" comments, well, thin-skinned people don't last long around here, regardless of how shiny their coats are. ;)

now, as for the fat chick vs. ugly chick dilema, I think that many different types of women can be attractive. It doesn't require a certain body type, or particular facial features. It's more about how a woman carries herself, and her level of self-confidence. My taste in women varies wildly, of course I love a skinny little white girl as much as the next guy. But, sometimes I'm attracted to a bigger girl more because of her personality. At the same time, I've been incredibly turned off to a skinny chick with the charisma of a wet sponge. Is beauty skin deep? Well yeah, sometimes it is, but in the end it's personality that truly matters.


What the FUCK are you looking at?

I have abduc... I mean adopted tankGrrl24

Currently walking on egg shells.
It's a battlefield out there.



Inappropriate Belle
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I definitely have to go with the hot guy with a small package... provided he knows what to do with it of course.

Ronreddog
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Well, K1d, I would actually agree with you there. I am attracted to different women for different reasons.

Take Belle, for instance. She is definitely my type of woman. :)


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wage
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
hmm, belle is my type to, i see you are now PRE C-Blocking. LOL, just having fun man!

Graduated by GrkQT.
fatty chopped meat
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
i like the thin girls with the accessories....the face can be "so-so". if she is just plain hard on the eyes then i would pass on her......

i also like thick girls.... not the fattys... just the thick ones.



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Cranky Ass
posted on 05-30-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I'm fucking shallow. I would never fuck a fatty, no matter how fucking interesting she is. Sure, I might buy her a drink and listen to her sparkling personality but ask my dick if it really cares.

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