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o&aswallow
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Two great qoutes from recent episodes;

Simpsons - Marge: Homer, you won't survive a hunger strike, you eat while your brushing your teeth.

West Wing - While watching a movie in the White House theather, the prez's daughter sushes her father and tells him people are trying to watch the movie. Martin Sheen responds;
" I will bet you next semesters tuition, that there is not one person in here, who is going to try to shush me".



It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
Arthur Dent
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
From possibly the greatest Science Fiction story ever told on any screen big or small:

"The universe is already insane. Anything else is redundant." - Lando Molari


"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
-- Marcus to Franklin in Babylon 5:"A Late Delivery from Avalon"

"By G'Quan, I can't recall the last time I was in a fight like that. No moral ambiguity, no .. hopeless battle against ancient and overwhelming forces. They were the bad guys, as you say, we were the good guys. And they made a very satisfying thump when they hit the floor."-- G'Kar and Arthur in Babylon 5:"A Late Delivery from Avalon"

"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."
-- Ivanova in Babylon 5:"Between the Darkness and the Light"

I could go on all day, but I won't. ;)




WARNING: I cannot be help responsible for the above, as apparently my cats have learned how to type.

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It's f*cking close to water. - Monty Python

"Reality continues to ruin my life." - Calvin and Hobbes
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
You're traveling through another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead -- your next stop, The Twilight Zone.






Opie and Anthony- making Rape Legal
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
From the Simpsons:
That's all well and good, but It's not really YOUR idea, is it Marge?

From Faulty Towers:
Stop talking about the war!
You started it!
No we didn't!
Yes you did, you invaded Poland


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
"In Theory Communism works, in theory"- Homer

Also from Fawlty Towers-
"I'm a naughty naughty boy!"
"He's from Barcelona"
"Yes dear, I'm doing it dear"

and of course from MP the legendary: "This is an EX-PARROT!"




Opie and Anthony- making Rape Legal

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 3-6-01 @ 12:54 PM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
My favs are Ralph Wigham quotes from The Simpsons

Yeah, sleep. That's where I'm a Viking

Mrs. Crabople, my worm went in my mouth and I ate it

These berries taste like burning




newbieless
AOL IM: Gamma1173
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Fawlty Towers...Fantastic show!

MST3K: the old Crow:
"Bite me. It's fun"


Opi wan kinobi
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 6:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
heres the most well know quote from tv
quote:

Live long and prosper.




"these are not the radio show hosts you're looking for."
AKA:Opie696
BE DIALING!
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Figured I'd pour some lemon juice on this paper cut...

XFL Gameday-
"Back to you Rusty."

VIRRRRGINS PEOPLE!!! And ... A McGwire Rookie Card!



This message was edited by BE DIALING! on 3-6-01 @ 6:41 PM
OPM * chick
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 7:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
"Don't worry, I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else."

~ Daria

~* On Point, Muthafucka! *~
URoverWHEREnow
Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 7:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
:::homer singing::: "i work hard for the money, so hard for the money, oh wha somthing somthing money, come on gimme lots of honey"

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

trained by Filzy


Efin-Tool
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 7:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
"Women. Can't live with them, can't leave them by the curb when you're done with them."

Louie Depalma

Efin-Tool
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 7:52 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
From Norm Peterson:
" Women. Can't live with them,...Pass the beer nuts."

Efin-Tool
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 7:54 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
'HOLY DOGSHIT BATMAN. WHAT NOW?!'

Oh. That was my brother when we lit the living rug on fire.

URoverWHEREnow
Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 8:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
bender- "ahh save it for the cross buring adolf"

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

trained by Filzy


FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Homer: Hello my name is Mr. Burns.
Mailguy: And your first name?
Homer: I don't know!
Classic. Fucking classic.

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dae
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
john roland - "next up, the weather"

u donno im bored. dont yell at me tho, yell at effin tool he posted 3x in a row, that effin tool

im goin ta sleep


get confident, stoopit!

URoverWHEREnow
Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
homer- "i like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAAAAMING"

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

trained by Filzy


Boston Fan
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 9:30 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
West Wing is actually a cool show swallow.

Here's one of many awesome Family Guy quotes...

Lois: Peter, what did you promise me?
Peter: That I wouldn't drink at the party.
Lois: And what did you do?
Peter: Drank at the pa-- ...Whoa! I almost walked into that one.

PS - Where the FUCK did Family Guy go!?!?!?! That was literally my favorite show on television last year...



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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:08 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I think after Dan from Hoboken (and thus O&A) were associated with the show through the sig pic with Brian, the writers, animators, and voice-over actors commited ritual suicide by coating themselves in barbaque sauce and jumping into the bear cage at the zoo
Ok, what do you want from me...I'm drunk on a Tuesday. They can't all be winners



newbieless
AOL IM: Gamma1173
FoundryMusicMatt
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Word on the grapevine is that Family Guy is coming back this summer. We can only hope.....




Backstreet Boys or N*Sync?

Both of them. Locked in a house, on fire, surrounded by trick fire extinguishers filled with gasoline.

Boston Fan
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
LMAO Doc, an uncalled for hit yet funny as hell.

After I posted that I did some searching and apparently it'll be back in 34 days!!! Tuesdays in April is what I heard!!! This rocks...



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OandASoldier
posted on 03-06-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
[HOMER]You can really taste the goat...[/HOMER]

If your house if burning, its funny cuz i dont know you... :)
Opi wan kinobi
posted on 03-07-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
heres one from sienfeld,

Kramer:"hes gonna put the kibash on me jerry the kibash!
Jerry:"who?"
Kramer:"Crazy Joe Divola!"


"these are not the radio show hosts you're looking for."
AKA:Opie696
Tweek
posted on 03-07-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
This has got to be one of my favourites, From South Park "Korn's Groovy Pirate Mystery"

DJ: Boys! What do you think of COZY FM's Halloween Haunt so far?!

Stan: This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park! And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw the COZY FM Halloween Haunt!




ARG I NEED COFFEE !!


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