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Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:09 AM      
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quote:

Anthony Cumia
Kid, didn't you know... this is Opieanthony.com, the Opie & Anthony message board. We don't talk about O&A here. Geez, fuckin' newbies.



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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:10 AM      
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Typically, I never buy presents for guys.

But, it wasn't me that had a problem with the board buying a gift. It wasn't my money going for the gift, why should I care?


I used to have cool shit in my quote, but the mods keep fucking it up when they add shit to my status.

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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
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quote:

I suck Dick for Coke


Thanks, little buddy. By the way, I know a certain cunt-twat who "turns tricks for soda." Between the two of you there's probably enough carbonation to blow the cork out of Froy's ass.




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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
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quote:

Between the two of you there's probably enough carbonation to blow the cork out of Froy's ass.

He could have been used on New Years instead of Champagne.


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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 4:59 PM      
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Sorry to digress back to the original topic but:

James Earl Jones

You have to be cool if you have a voice like that

quote:

Fuck Fuck Fuck, I could've sworn this thread was gonna be about the defunct yet classic TV show "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"
Whatever happened to that show, I miss it. I need a channel that just plays Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Herman's Head, and The Princess Bride all day long and I'd be happy


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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:16 PM      
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I've heard that I had Joey's head up my ass, but a cork is new to me.


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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:20 PM      
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quote:

I need a channel that just plays Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Herman's Head, and The Princess Bride all day long and I'd be happy

You are sooo easily amused. The better question is whatever happened to Corey Nemec. I think he and Willy Aames of "Charles in Charge" should star in a buddy sitcom as a mid-season replacement.


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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
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quote:

Whatever happened to that show, I miss it. I need a channel that just plays Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Herman's Head, and The Princess Bride all day long and I'd be happy


Didnt everybody on Herman's Head do a voice on the Simpsons? It had Hank Azaria, Yeardly Smith, few other people I think.

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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
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seph, i think you're right....BTW, original topic:

bobby deniro
vinnie gestapo from murphy's law
jenny mccarthy
tie domi(don't ask)
tom araya

back for more, heh heh.......
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
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i think just those two, william ragsdale played Herman and Ross's wife in friends played the cunt. Hank Azaria is getting a mid season show.


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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
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quote:

I've heard that I had Joey's head up my ass, but a cork is new to me.


Froy made a funny. NICE



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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 8:29 PM      
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quote:

Didnt everybody on Herman's Head do a voice on the Simpsons?

Wow, and I thought I was a treasure trove of useless shit, I bow to thee

Hank Azaria: Jay Nicols on Herman's Head and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Police Chief Clancy Wiggum, Comic Book Guy, Lou, Carl Carlson, Dr. Nick Riviera, Snake, Kirk Van Houten, Bumblebee Man, Professor John Frink, Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel, and other crap on The Simpsons

Yeardly Smith: Louise Fitzer on Herman's Head and the voice of Lisa Simpson the The Simpsons

The Simpsons actually predated it by two years, but I guess (in the old, young, shitty days of Fox) if you worked with Fox once, they let you stick around


quote:

whom are some of the people you consider just plain 'cool, ' real or fake.

For a "fake" cool guy, I have to go with Duffman


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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 11:55 PM      
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Corey Haim
Lawrence Kubiak
Rocky
Commissioner Kerik
Nomar Garciaparra
Solid Snake
Ronald Reagan
Jim McMahon
Darth Vader
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
R. Lee Ermy
John Stamos
John Galt
Francisco d'Anconia
Luca Brasi
Stifler
Norman Swartzkopf
Bob Marley


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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
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Upuauat:D
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
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WTF!!! Why am I never first when these cool board names come up? Loki, you got some esplainin' to do.

As for cool...

Ed Norton
The Maxx
Ferris Bueller
Eric Clapton




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

F the S out of her A
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Jimmy Kimmel
Vincent D'Onofrio
Christina Ricci and her funbags
Vin Diesel
Billy Crudup
"Dr. Romano" on "E/R" - reminds me of an old boss
Joey Tribbiani
Faruza Balk
Chef
Marcellus Wallace
Mr. Blonde
Tim Roth, even in POTA, especially in "Roy Roy"
I second the Steve McQueen vote
the rest of the Rat Pack
Trent "Double Down" Walker
T.C. on "Magnum P.I."
Jeremy Piven
Mr. Miagi
Chris Rock
Dennis Miller
the cast of "MadTV"
Linda Hamilton in "T2"
Harry Dean Stanton
Giovanni Ribisi
Wiley Wiggins (check IMDB)
Morpheus
Guy Pearce
Kevin Spacey
Morgan Freeman
Johnny Cash
Kenyon Martin
Michael Schumacher
George Clooney
Sonny Corleone
Roy Jones, Jr.

enough?


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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
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  • Pat Wilson (Weezer drummer)
  • Dave Grohl
  • brodie bruce
  • banky edwards (as long as he doesnt try to get all gay with me)



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
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I'm surprised I forgot so much like Dennis Miller.

Orson Welles (even in his dick commercial reads, you have to admit he was cool)
James Mason
Peter Sellers
Michael Douglas when he's playing a villain



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:01 PM      
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Gary Larson
Bill Waterson
John Calvin
Thomas Hobbes
Otto von Bismark
Phil Lesh
Disco Stu



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:25 PM      
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Jimi Hendrix
Kurt Russell
Jules (PULP FICTION)
Marcelous Wallace (PULP FICTION)
Neo (Matrix)
Christopher Lambbert
Adrian Paul
Clarence Clemmons
OZZY
Bob Dylan
Ray Leota
LL Cool J
Keith Moon
John Bohnnam



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:28 PM      
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REAL
George Carlin
Cowbell Bill
Berke Breathed
Chris Barnes
Ice-T
Ken Daneyko
Al Leiter
Latrell Spreewell
Colon Powell
Rudi Gulianni
"Stormin" Norman Schwarzkopf


FAKE
The Maxx
Pitt
Captain America
Superman
Ed Edd and Eddy
Opus
Bill the Cat
Agent Mulder
Indiana Jones
The Math teacher from the movie "Stand and Deliver"



Spray it down,
buisness as usual.

I think it's time for a status change.

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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
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quote:

Bill Waterson
John Calvin
Thomas Hobbes

Almost snuck that one by us...nice C&H reference

Unless you were really refering to a guy who believed in predestination and a philosopher with a rather dim view of human nature ;)


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 4:59 AM      
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quote:

Wow, and I thought I was a treasure trove of useless shit, I bow to thee
um, ok, i suck at this tv trivia shit, and i don't think i've ever even seen one episode of herman's head, but i knew that they were on it.



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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:05 AM      
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Couple more

* Batman (arguably coolest super hero, far cooler than Captain America. Utility belt better than sheild)
* Rodney Dangerfield
* Young Elvis
* Stan Lee

And speaking of Berkley Breathed, they're making a Bloom County movie which he is writing and directing.



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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 9:13 AM      
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quote:

Thanks, little buddy. By the way, I know a certain cunt-twat who "turns tricks for soda." Between the two of you there's probably enough carbonation to blow the cork out of Froy's ass.



Will it make him sing better??

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quote:

Batman (arguably coolest super hero, far cooler than Captain America. Utility belt better than sheild)


But he's just a normal guy. I putmy money on someone with an abnormality like Superman or Spiderman. Superman has the cool wheelchair now too.

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