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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

So lets hear it for Ikeaboy folks! Tell US how much YOU love and appreciate Ikeaboy!



I love the Ikeaboy, no matter how much his life sucks he can always look in the mirror and say: "Hey atleast I am not Seph, Tequila, or Mavric."




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 11:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Wait a second, I'm confused...are we ripping on Ikea, Unicron, or Shelle?

Next question, does it matter?

By the way, does anyone know what is on TV tonight?


If hate were people
I'd be China
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Shelle is a self absorbed, slutty, annoying, conceited WHORE!!!!!

She has no life, is ugly, fat, and extremely stupid.

=-=-=
That was fun.

And Maynard, honey, this is why I don't talk to you anymore, you don't play nice like you used to.


I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Maynard
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

And Maynard, honey, this is why I don't talk to you anymore, you don't play nice like you used to.

Nope, not with you. But at least I'm a genuine person, that doesn't have to lie to people to make them my friends.


I Well he never bleeds and he never fucks
And he never leaves 'cause he's got bad luck.
Well he never eats and he never rusts
And he never sleeps 'cause he's got bad luck

I Perfected LYVING the virgingrrl, but she just used me for my car!!!!

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 2:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Shelle is a self absorbed, slutty, annoying, conceited WHORE!!!!!

She has no life, is ugly, fat, and extremely stupid.

You forgot manly.


Was I a fool to think, the way you looked at me
I swear you did, but you looked away too quick
Was I a fool to think that you'd take me home as if I was yours,
Was I a fool to think at all?
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 6:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Nope, not with you. But at least I'm a genuine person, that doesn't have to lie to people to make them my friends.


Hmm, you always said you gave a damn about me, and wanted to help me... looks like you were the liar...

I've never lied to anyone on or off the board... so I think you're getting some false information... aren't you used to this on the board by now?


I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Are we still bashing Ikea or what? Cmon, the kid's gotta be suicidal by now. Fun Fun Fun!!!!


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 6:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

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Nope, not with you. But at least I'm a genuine person, that doesn't have to lie to people to make them my friends.
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Hmm, you always said you gave a damn about me, and wanted to help me... looks like you were the liar...

I've never lied to anyone on or off the board... so I think you're getting some false information... aren't you used to this on the board by now?
why don't you take a moment and ask yourself this, does anyone else on the board really need to see this or know anything about it? now, from the looks of things, he can't even respond right now, so why are you perpetuating a private argument in all the threads on the board?

so, ikea, um, shit i got nothing...don't really want his suicide on my hands



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]

This message was edited by crx girl on 1-5-02 @ 7:01 PM
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 7:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Because Tricia, this is the only way that it will be resolved... I've ignored it for long enough, I just want a fucking ending.

Plus, I don't give a shit who's banned and who's not. Because I'll defend myself whenever I fucking need to.


I'm A Bad, Bad Girl...Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 7:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
You go girl!!1!11

F/K/A Imapervert
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 7:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Ladies... can't we all just get nake... I mean along?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

so, ikea, um, shit i got nothing...don't really want his suicide on my hands


Why not? You could finally be all supreme ruler of the Questions thread.


One Nation...Indivisible.
NYPD & FDNY: All give some - some give all.
I could never turn my back away.
11. 2. 01.

How quick the sun can...drop away...And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything...All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything... All the love gone bad, turned my world to black...tattooed all I see..all that I am...all I'll ever be...I know someday you'll have a beautiful life...I know you'll be a star...In somebody else's sky... but why...why...why...Can't it be...why can't it be mine?

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 8:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Why not? You could finally be all supreme ruler of the Questions thread
hmm, i never thought of that. ok, back to the drawing board...



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: [email protected]
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Hi Ikea...It's DIG again. Ya see, I was up there, now I'm over here now. Pretty fuckin cool, huh?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

This message was edited by diceisgod on 1-5-02 @ 9:35 PM
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 01-05-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Why not? You could finally be all supreme ruler of the Questions thread.



...and who doesn't want to have THAT in big, bold letters on their resume?


watching you guys post in [the Wrestling] forum is like a damn snuff film--FollowThisLogic
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-05-2002 @ 10:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
It really sucks knowing things and not being able to betray someone's trust by calling out bullshit when I read it, but oh well.




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

GonzoStyle
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 2:22 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hi Ikea...It's DIG again. Ya see, I was up there, now I'm over here now. Pretty fuckin cool, huh?



Do us all a favor and slit your wrists in a warm tub while thinking to yourself. "hey I am one with dice we're both commited suicide except he did it with his career."

And shelle don't worry I will always be honest with you. I only talk to you cause I wanna shoot a hot load of herpes elixer on your back.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 9:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Do us all a favor and slit your wrists in a warm tub while thinking to yourself. "hey I am one with dice we're both commited suicide except he did it with his career."

You should stick to raping dead rotting grandmothers. Take special note of my sig. You don't have the mental qualifications to start a war of words with me, GONZO. Nice fucking name jerkoff. What's that mean anyways? Do you fuck a chicken named Camilla or something?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

This message was edited by diceisgod on 1-6-02 @ 9:39 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

You should stick to raping dead rotting grandmothers. Take special note of my sig. You don't have the mental qualifications to start a war of words with me, GONZO. Nice fucking name jerkoff. What's that mean anyways? Do you fuck a chicken named Camilla or something?



Take special note of your sig, ok I see a jew who believes he's a guinea with a cigarette. What else? I see a nitwit who's so overly obsessed with an entertainer he thinks he is one with him. Do you try wrapping your arm around your head at the family table and yell "oh."? You walk around bopping your head and calling people "snapper-heads." You think you're cool cause you own a leather jacket and a pack of smokes? Cause you can quote what another person says makes you smart? No it makes you a drone who can't come up with an original idea of his own. Is it my fault you need a male role model this bad. Is it my fault daddy used to sneak into your room at night cause mommy wouldn't open her legs again cause she learned her lesson after having the attrocity which was you. Daddy would rub your head and whisper "it'll be ok, just help daddy out." Then he'd slowly pull your shit stained undies down and you'd try to think happy thoughts but there weren't any, so you'd block them out and wake up with a sore ass, some bloody sheets, and red eye from the rape syrup daddy left on your face. So you find dice and you want to be him or atleast have a daddy like him cause besides from some ass he didn't give two shits about you.

As for my name it has nothing to do with the muppet actually. It has to do with a style of writing known as "gonzostyle." Which is wacky, off the wall amatuer type writing. But if you had a so-called "superior mental intellect" you'd have known that.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here

diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

"gonzostyle." Which is wacky, off the wall amatuer type writing.

I can tell by your little tale above that you must be the master. You can keep that little picture I made for you. It's part of a new little "wacky" writing style I'm putting together. It's called fuckinggonzostyle, DIG?


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

And shelle don't worry I will always be honest with you. I only talk to you cause I wanna shoot a hot load of herpes elixer on your back


That got me all warm and tingly like sitting in front of the fire with a glass of hot cider.


Who Wants To Teach Me To Ice Skate?Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
"Don't Cry Coz Its Over, Smile Coz It Happened"
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, I'll dream that dream again someday, and you know I'll always be here... waiting for you"
GonzoStyle
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

a new little "wacky" writing style I'm putting together. It's called fuckinggonzostyle, DIG?



So you're saying you wanna fuck me now? Listen you're not worth my time but I am sure there's plenty of others who would love to have someone as charismatic as you.

Shelle I'll make you feel all warm inside.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.

Thanks Gooch for The Sig

She-Mail Me Here
AIM me here for cyber.

Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

You think you're cool cause you own a leather jacket and a pack of smokes? Cause you can quote what another person says makes you smart? No it makes you a drone who can't come up with an original idea of his own. Is it my fault you need a male role model this bad.



And people say I'm delusional. Dice is soo lame.



Email
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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

And people say I'm delusional. Dice is soo lame.
"People don't say that about you as far as you know" -Ty


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 01-06-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
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IkeaCron will be back in just about 1 hour and 15 minutes and this was the best we could do?

This experiment was a failure!



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?





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