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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: A Whore, A Loser, Loves to Stroke Cock...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
If you pay me.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
20 minute intervals



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
What he doesn't know won't hurt him.


Do you wanna kill a kitten? Click me!!


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

I love lesbians - do you?


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Twendelosu
Germans Love David Hasselhoff.
Joseph Heller
Nazis
Nazis
Nuremberg trials
Nazis
Shield
Han Solo
Nazis
Hitler
Nazis




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday May 20- CBS: Quens, Queens, Raymond, Becker, 48 Hours...NBC: 8-930 Fear Factor, 9:30- 11: 20 Years of Must See TV...FOX: Boston Public uber special finale, Ally McBeal series finale...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel
Ikea's reminder: WB @ 9: season finale of angel, FOX @ 9: Ally McBeal series finale (not a personal fan)
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
tangible reinforcers


Visit this Website

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. :-D



Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
D) they like the hot sauce more than ketchup.


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
He was a child of divorce. You know how they are.


Go Heebs!

I am what I am, and I am IT!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Because if I did that there's no turning back.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??


Killboy
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Theresa Russel

JayDee311

A chicken veterinarian.

Am I right? I've answered your questions. Do I win something?



Why, Yes! It is.
Squidward
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Only when I'm drunk.

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Because if I did that there's no turning back.

Because if we did that, there would be no turning around. :-D

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
Now, I must return to the Lab to prepare for tomorrow night...
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Because she LOVES teh cock...



you rang?

...Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping...


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 11:12 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Now I'm dodging her.
blowing in the wind
windows




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Monday May 20- CBS: Quens, Queens, Raymond, Becker, 48 Hours...NBC: 8-930 Fear Factor, 9:30- 11: 20 Years of Must See TV...FOX: Boston Public uber special finale, Ally McBeal series finale...WB: 7th Heaven, Angel
Ikea's reminder: WB @ 9: season finale of angel, FOX @ 9: Ally McBeal series finale (not a personal fan)
Danked
Dankarella!
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 11:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Not really. I'm just too lazy to make a new one.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 05-20-2002 @ 11:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
potatoe pancakes


"Because we don't know when we will die, We get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood? An afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it. Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless." -Brandon Lee
JYD-4-LIFE! woof!
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
new scroll




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Tuesday May 21- CBS: JAG, Guardian, Amy...NBC: 2 repeats Frasier, Fraiser finale, Scrubs finale...FOX: 70s Show, 70s repeat, 24 finale!!!...ABC: That's incredible Reunion, NYPD Blue 2 hour season finale...UPN: Buffy 2 hour season finale...WB: Gilmore finale, Smallville finale...FX:
Pick of day: WB 8- Buffy finale 2 hour, FOX 9- 24 Season finale!!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i havent added anyone lately
and yes i do wanna fuck him


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER
I Have A Special Place In My Cunt For Av8er


I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO, AUSTIN'S MY BABY'S DADDY, I'M MRS. HYBRIDMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darthziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), QuickStop, scmods, mikehern, I swear it was this big

Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 12:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
38 dd



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Unicron
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 1:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Because she wouldn't stop screaming. You would have done the same thing.


OUTCAST

Weed Kills Depression
Good Weed
Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Because it burns when I pee.

katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Nah- sheep are much more pliable.


Visit this Website

Tussle King
I swear it was this big
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
Because Katylina LOVES bowling.

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
because i just can't wait to be king


Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-21-2002 @ 9:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
After I go to bed.





JYD4Life... get at me dog...


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