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windowlck
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

in your crack or on your back? In Your Eye or On The Thigh? In your snatch or down the hatch? come on pick something baby.



Gonzo
did you just finish watching Dice's Madison Square Garden concert from 12 years ago? That's his Line Verbatim.


Shot Girl
Plastic handcuffs... they're not just for games of cops & robbers My cat has arms!
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
ok, i have to agree with IB, swallowing is easier and less messy, but having it across your chest or on your stomach is always cool too :)
Buttmunch
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, will you look at that.

I am so happy.

My abducted newbie is a filthy animal just like me.

I'm so proud!


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I have abducted Shot Girl as my newbie

F N Moron
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posted on 02-24-2001 @ 2:37 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

njstrawberry:
Okay here is my three part answer:
1. What's the point of giving a guy a bj if you don't swallow? I think that's the most erotic part of giving the bj.
2. There is nothing wrong in tasting muffin juice on the banana while swallowing the protein shot. Understand?
3. Okay I am bi so I had to add the third. There is also nothing wrong is swallowing the banana juice after it has been inside the other chick's muffin. Got it?

The only time I would say swallowing is a bad idea is when the banana was in the chocolate factory.

So either way, as a woman I would have to say chickies open that mouth that is so used to yapping, shut up for once and swallow the juice....it's so ummmmmmm ummmmmmm yummy


njs, I think I love you.... Plus, CRX, Shot & IB thank you for your honesty.




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Shot Girl
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posted on 02-24-2001 @ 2:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
F N Moron - no problem, I'm always happy to share
1st Sgt. Fil
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hmm...

Where ever she prefers or she says.
I just follow orders.

DON'T CALL ME SIR, I WORK FOR A LIVING!

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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:


Gonzo
did you just finish watching Dice's Madison Square Garden concert from 12 years ago? That's his Line Verbatim.


Gee Win i dunno but you coulda answered your question by looking at the line before that when i said....

quote:

where? where do you want it? i think dice put it best.



Hope that helped.

And i agree with NJstrawberry, if you dont swallow after a BJ you are nothing but a dick holder. You are not commited to the job. On the other hand if you do swallow you are commited, timely and a good person. Godbless you NJstrawberry we salute you.



Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
Corinthia
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I remember the first time I did it..I was young and naive and kept telling him "tell me when tell me when" so I would move my mouth...smart ass didnt tell me when..I swallowed...wasnt bad at all...thus then Im a swallower from that day forward..but hell if he wants it on my face, tummy, boobies, crack..If your havin sex the way you should be havin it...banana juice goes wherever its gonna go at that moment...and Im lovin every minute of it ;)





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Alison Stern
posted on 02-24-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
njstrawberry is my new hero.

windowlck
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 8:01 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My Bad...... i should shoud actually read the posts instead of zipping through it

o&aswallow
posted on 02-25-2001 @ 8:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I swallowed...wasnt bad at all...thus then Im a swallower from that day forward..but hell if he wants it on my face, tummy, boobies, crack..If your havin sex the way you should be havin it...banana juice goes wherever its gonna go at that moment...and Im lovin every minute of it





Corinthia,

Any possibility of you writing a training manual for young woman, so when they start their banging years, they will understand the proper frame of mind that they are supposed to be in?

I believe if every woman would follow this simple sexual attitude, the world would be a better place.

It would elivate you to instant sainthood.



It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-26-2001 @ 2:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
i always knew i liked corinthia for a reason.


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, so I was a bit bored, but I found this and thought it was kinda neat to see old answers to a topic that was recently rehashed.


Oh, who the fuck am I kidding? There is a certain classic sig in this thread that the newbies have only ever heard about :)



What are you looking at?


Kid Afrika
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
slack, I like ya, but this was a dumb move. the sig in question has been the subject of quite a serious matter. some things are better left buried.


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Then it serves as a reminder that it needs to be removed from the hosting site.

** I realize now that maybe I shouldn't have topped this, so maybe if one of you big nice mods would lock it so it can disappear again? :)



What are you looking at?


danked
Dankarella!
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
stupid me didn't even notice it was an old thread till i read the post by a certain inebriated squirrel...


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting


CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 10:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I know im a lil late in answering but i wasnt a member when this thread was up sooo....
Like all the girls that reponded i also swallow...but if the guy feels the need to "release" elsewhere i'd say the chest or stomach.

[IMg]http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OAComSigPics/files/CantHandleMyBooty%20sig/jlo.jpg">


This message was edited by CantHandleMyBooty on 11-1-01 @ 11:01 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 11:05 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

but if the guy feels the need to "release" elsewhere i'd say the chest or stomach.

don't forget the fuckin' booty!


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting


katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 3:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Unfortunately, I suck at swallowing (: I really do try, but I gag, and I just can't. I'm working on it though!

[amusing antecdote] My boyfriend was house-sitting while our friend was in Vegas with her mom. They let us stay over and hang out. Since we don't have any other place to go to be by ourselves, we fooled around there. We were in the dining room, and he was ready to blow, and I was AIMING for my chest, just because *I* wanted it there. Our friend's CAT wanders between his feet (he's standing in front of me as I kneel), and manages to take the .... bulk... of the cum. Don't ask how-- it was one of those "I got distracted, misaimed, and SPLOOGE! MEOW!" moments. We did a lot of cleaning up that night, and that included the cat (the one of the three that HATES to be washed). The best part was welcoming our friend and her mom back and me muttering to by boyfriend, "I hope they don't pet the cat..." To this day, "Don't pet the cat!" is just something one of us will yell out for no reason wherever we are just to watch the other one of us convulse in laughter. [/amusing antecdote]

So, I guess we take it on the pussy (:



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Old Dirty Sanchez
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
I'm usually so happy to not have my hand around my own member that I'll put my egg whites anywhere she wants them....

And now, thanks to the ladies postings in here,
I'm gonna have to go rub one out...

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

slack, I like ya, but this was a dumb move. the sig in question has been the subject of quite a serious matter. some things are better left buried.


Wannabe mod! ;)


If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

When I die, bury me. Hang my balls from a cherry tree. Let them get ripe and take a bite, and if they don't taste right then don't blame me.


GonzoStyle
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:13 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
lmao that sig brings back such wonderful memories, but thanks slack now I have to go and remove it from my server.


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Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the face of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me
You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me

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