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fuggin moron
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 5:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
thanks Spit... can i call you Mommy?


IN SOMEONE'S BATHROOM, TURNING BLUE, PUKING GREEN
YOU'RE SENILE, SENILE AT SEVENTEEN
SCARS ON YOUR BRAIN FROM DRINKING BEER AND SMOKING WEED
ANOTHER ACID TAB, ANOTHER SHOT OF SPEED
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 5:19 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Okay all, I have to go home. I'm to pissed about someone stealing Buddy Christ around here. Goodnight Kids.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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mxomatrix
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posted on 07-02-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
wait I go and get a job with no net access (lifeguard) and spit stops making the slacking threads??? What is the world coming to????

Hi all...<-----maybe that should have been the first thing I said...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
njstrawberry
posted on 07-02-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hosp:
quote:

What is with Straw's obsession with Saurkraut? She brings it up way to often.


Grump:
quote:

Straw keeps saying she's like Sauerkraut. Here's my translation. She's HOT, WET, goes well on top of 8 inches of long meat, but is definitely an acquired taste to enjoy and eat. Yep - that sounds like Straw to me.


Grumpy, that is by far the best explanation I have ever heard for that. So Hosp, how do you like your dog?

Okay kiddies, I am out like (yes you've guessed it) sauerkraut. I'll see you all tomorrow. Have a safe commute home. Sssssssshmooooooooochies!!!!


Metalfan
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 7:17 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Woohoo!!! One more day than I'm out until next Monday....thank goodness!!!

Could yesterday have lasted any effin longer?????

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Don't fear the reaper....
wage
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 7:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
morning, same with me metal, last day of work til next monday! :)






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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 7:29 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning Metal and Wage,

So this is what the dark side of Hell is like...Had to come in at 7 so they could work on the heating system. Its very loud here...

What? What was that? Care? lol

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

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Metalfan
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 7:32 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What? What was that? Care?



Cap'n, thanks for saving me the trouble....ROFL. Yep, this is the early hours of hell, fun, ain't it?

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Don't fear the reaper....
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 7:35 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Metal,

[heavy sarcasm]Its more fun than staying home in bed with a beautiful woman[/heavy sarcasm]

Oh, and atleast its loud.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 7:44 AM      
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quote:

Oh, and atleast its loud



It would be more gooder if she was loud....LOL.

Everyone get their tickets for TEEN catfighting?

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atomic punk
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning Metal, Cap'n, wage. Tomorrow, we celebrate the independence of a great nation by blowing up a small portion of it. :)





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I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Now remember kids, fireworks are not only illegal, but dangerous as well. So let Dad or Uncle Dave set off those M-80s, but first, hand them another beer. And for you younger kids, here's some sparklers. Hold them close to your eyes and you can imagine it's a Grucci display!

So, what are the plans for the 4th?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.



This message was edited by Cap'n Fudge on 7-3-01 @ 8:27 AM
Metalfan
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

So, what are the plans for the 4th?



I have to finish putting together one of those huge ass wooden swingsets....sounds fun, huh?

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Don't fear the reaper....
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning folks.
quote:

last day of work til next monday!



Metal and wage suck. You guys make me sick.;-)

I'm low on the totum (sp?) pole around here. So I get stuck here around holidays.






atomic punk
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Plans for the 4th - burgers and beer, though not necessarily in that order.

Metal - I'd love to help, but I've got a thing. :)



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I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm


This message was edited by atomic punk on 7-3-01 @ 8:47 AM
Metalfan
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
GW...I'm going away, but not to have fun, believe me.

AP - its all good, I actually enjoy doing stuff like that, but they make these swingsets awfully big and heavy these days....LOL

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wage
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
plans for the 4th

drinking
throwing some shoes
drinking
eating
drinking
friends
drinking
explosives while drinking!






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atomic punk
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

explosives while drinking!


Now, wage, be sure to heed the good Cap'n's warning above. LOL
You gonna blow up anything good? I always tried to get my buddies to blow up a TV set. Never had any luck, though. ;)





Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Happy day before the 4th, kids.
I only have one day off this week - but I have off all next week. Goin' to Ocean City, MD. No stinkin' Jersey shore for me ;)



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing tomorrow. And I am very glad I don't have to show up here for the rest of the week.

And make sure you keep your fireworks in the back seat of your car.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

heyladiladi
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ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 9:30 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Morning Hep Cats

I only have the 4th off. Whatever, I'll probably take my vacation in the Winter, for my birthday.




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
spitfire421
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 9:32 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Wow I think this is the longest this thread has gone without a reply this early in the morning...

WOO-HOO!!! I get outta here @ 12 today!

Is anyone gonna be here on Thursday and Friday or am I gonna be stuck finding ways to entertain myself?

Wage, what a coincidence! I'm doing practically the same thing tomorrow, just add smoking after each drinking to your list, plus I kick ass at horseshoes, esp. drunken horseshoes :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
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posted on 07-03-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning everone. I had an awesome night last night. I think the mrs. and I may have found our house. Now comes the nitty gritty of negotiating. Vernon rules. It's God's country up there. I've always imagined living in the country air. Who gives a shit if I have to commute 1 1/2 hours each way. If I get to spend my weekends in the mountains, that RULES! Wooo hooooo! And as a skier, it's literally 10 minutes from the ski resort.

quote:

plans for the 4th
drinking
throwing some shoes
drinking



Wage - I gotta ask. Throwing shoes? WTF? You been takin lessons from Eddie Murphy's mom on how to throw shoes and hit kids with them?


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Metalfan
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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quote:

WOO-HOO!!! I get outta here @ 12 today!



Spit.......BITE ME!!!! ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-03-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Wow I think this is the longest this thread has gone without a reply this early in the morning...


And if it wasn't for my...lol

Good morning Spit, Ladi, GW...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.



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