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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Good morning to those who I missed.

Spent part of yesterday at my folks house and then went over to a friends for mucho budweiser. I think I may still be buzzed. Or I could just be really burnt.;-)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Morning woeking stiffs. Looks like hangovers are the order of the day. Just a quick hello before heading off to Cooperstown.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Have a nice time OAS. How was the concert?




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning peoples. I hope everyone had a great weekend.

Has anyone seen my pig?


If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website

If with age comes wisdom, I should have been a fucking sage by now!

o&aswallow
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Concert was Ok, no answer on email?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. Steve Dahl may have been successful in getting a restraining order on her, I have not heard a peep out of her lately?

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:39 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Morning Kids.

Yesterday sucked for me. Because of misinformation from my younger sister I didn't make it to Great Adventure, we didn't have a BBQ at my older sister's, and the only thing that saved the day was when we borrowed her car without asking and went to Playland and watched their fireworks. (Actually from the spot I was at I watched Playlands Fireworks and three nearby beach clubs' shows).

My Tuesday night was a lot better when my former British, Porn director boss threw his annual 3rd of July party that broke out into it's usual orgy (Didn't get involved but it always makes the night more interesting).

So FUCK ALL THOSE THAT ARE OFF THE REST OF THE WEEK. It just gives us the chance to plan the Slacker Afterparty.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-5-01 @ 9:47 AM
Banana_juice
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
my day was eventful yesterday. woke up at 1, saw scary movie 2, went to a barbeque, got very drunk, went to fireworks,went home, passed out.


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

atomic punk
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
OAS, have fun in Cooperstown. I've never been. You'll have to tell me how it is. Is Pete Rose going to be in town signing autographs? ;)




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Good mornning all you slackers. I am sittin at home with the next two, TWO! days off. God I love vacation time.

Hey Frumpy did you need to sit on Mrs.Frumpys shoulders to see the fieworks yesterday?

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

No sun coming through my windows.
Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave.
I wish you’d hurry up and execute me
So I can be on my miserable way
I don’t live today.

Proud adoptor of fuh-q-2


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:45 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

no answer on email?

Thank you for asking, but I'm not going. :)




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Broken Dick - Hah! hah! [Homer]Be More Funny![/homer].

Did you SEE any fireworks Popeye?

Hey Ladi - I thinks it's time for you to call your real estate broker and put your house up for sale. This abnoxious asshole midget that I know might be moving in by the end of the summer. There goes the neighborhood :) (God, I hope this works out!).


If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website

If with age comes wisdom, I should have been a fucking sage by now!

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Did you SEE any fireworks Popeye


Just the ones in the right part of the sky Frump.. So i guess you can say I saw half of them.

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

No sun coming through my windows.
Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave.
I wish you’d hurry up and execute me
So I can be on my miserable way
I don’t live today.

Proud adoptor of fuh-q-2


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:12 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
What up Bronkenjaw??

Grumpy, how did you see the fireworks?? Did someone put you on their shoulders?:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
KeeKee
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Has anyone seen my pig?


I think I ate it yesterday I recall sausage and peppers at the party I was at...::BuRp::sorry

and Hosp...you come to my neck of the woods and don't even say hi...

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow, now DGW is repeating jokes from 5 posts before. We are desperate for any kind of conversations today.

Kee Kee, if I knew you lived up there I would have stoped by and said hello. How have you been?



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-5-01 @ 10:26 AM
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Wow, now DGW is repeating jokes from 5 posts before. We are desperate for any kind of conversations today.



Why did someone make the joke earlier? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hey DGW hows it goin?

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

No sun coming through my windows.
Feel like I’m living at the bottom of a grave.
I wish you’d hurry up and execute me
So I can be on my miserable way
I don’t live today.

Proud adoptor of fuh-q-2


KeeKee
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Good Morning everyone...doing fine Hosp... running to the dentist though my filling came out...(Damn pig!!!) so everyone enjoy your slacking and catch you all again...

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
ok im back in jersey
how is everyone
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
anyone wanna help me find a job?

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
spitfire421
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Zzzzzzzzzzz...........Zzzzzzzzzzzzz


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well Spit, with you contributing so much today, no wonder why the thread is just so damn exciting.

Amy, maybe another stalker can help you out Ms. Queen Shit.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Morning everyone! Had a fabulous 4th and it looks like it'll be another great day here :)





Maynard's Minion
spitfire421
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
...sorry I was taking a nap before the boss came in



LOL, here's a good way to waste a couple minutes
ORGY


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Morning Ahlexus. You sure do know how to make friends around here.

So now we have Slackers, Stalkers, C-blockers and C-teases in this thread. Is any group left out?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Wow, now DGW is repeating jokes from 5 posts before. We are desperate for any kind of conversations today.



I took your joke Brokenjaw, my bad. Didn't read it. I guess I ruened it.






If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like Cologne leave it alone.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-05-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I think I saw that Orgy thing on the Romp before. My ex-boss just put out a cheese platter, everybody brought wine (I think we ended up with 45 bottles) and some beer and people were left to entertain themselves.

I'm going to see if he would lend us his studio for a party.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




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