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Spork
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 7:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Opie: "Anth, I hate to say it, but last night I took an awful beating from Sandy. I just couldn't fight back, I just cowered."

Anthony: "That's okay Opie, remember, 'Men don't tell'"!




"Look how hot they're getting. And that's an old picture," Anthony says.
Shaman
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 7:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
"You know, why don't we let bygones be bygones with AAF. Some things were said, and some feelings were hurt, but that's all in the past. Let's put that behind us now and look forward to getting along with our sister station in Boston."

MelKSucks
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
This one's a keeper. Based on my name.
Either of the Boyz:
Mr. Karmazin, it's a pleasure to have someone with your power come to the studio today. Which one of us do you want to suck you today?

or :
Mel. We really appreciate the fact that you've decided to give us the morning slot that Howard used to have. It really is a shame that he blew his brains out with his 357 on the air!

Mel-No's. Really. Actually Mel Doesn't Know squat.
Praise the old, dethroned King of All Shit.
URoverWHEREnow
Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Ant: Today on the show we are going to spotlight some great female comics!


Caller: Ok guys, later
Opie: Hey wait man, dont u want to give a shout out or somthing?

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

Proud Member of the HLJC - Christian Division
whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
sorry but i had to break the flow but this won right here is the winner
quote:

Old Dirty, "Yo someone dropped this twenty in the hallway"

kens pen,nice.lmao. if this won did not have you laugh out loud well then you got the right station.


"well hello mr. fancy pants.i got news for you pal,you aint leadin but two things right now,jack and shit and jack left town." "good,bad..... i am the guy with the gun."
nesferatu
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
Hello Gary Coleman,
Thankyou for holding. So what is your next project?

Crash_NYC
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
"Ya know, Rocco's not such a bad guy, after all!"

URoverWHEREnow
Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Ant: We have Fez's fiance in the studio

Opie: Hey, Norton's here! How's it going man, its been years since we've seen you.
Norton: Well i have been working alot.

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

Proud Member of the HLJC - Christian Division
Stinqfinger
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Either O or A -"Welcome mike Tyson to the Studio today."
..."And Later on O.J. Simpson will be stopping by to talk about his new television show..."



"Smell my finger."





This message was edited by Stinqfinger on 8-22-01 @ 4:03 AM
das_doomper
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 1:16 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
1.opie or anthony : hey earl come sit down and relax your working too damn hard there man.

2.earl: i just got me some lovin this weekend.

3.opie is dumping sandy...for marco.

*you keep using that word....i do not think it means what you think it does*
FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 6:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
SeanCold is a kind hearted, compassionate fellow with respect and patience for dumb, ignorant, and often times malicious individuals.

or....


Hey look, FoundryMusicJeff got at least 5 hours of sleep...

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Opie's Sack Lunch
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 8:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Anthony: " This is my beautiful wife Jennifer and my wonderful mother in law " CAN SOMEONE PLEAAASE GET HER SOME GRAND MARNIER!

whichwaymediumorrare
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 8:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
opie(hey ant lets check in with high pitch eric,hoo hoo) ant(opie i got a message for the listeners(farts in mike)that was sponsered by stacker two) ant(like to welcome back scottso back on air,can we here some great beatles tunes dude.i love that)


"well hello mr. fancy pants.i got news for you pal,you aint leadin but two things right now,jack and shit and jack left town." "good,bad..... i am the guy with the gun."
slickvic
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
"Man, I wish those sales people would get off their ass and sponsor something on this show!"

"Horny goat weed doesnt really work on humans!"

"Which f-n tool thought of putting more oxygen in water??? What a rip!"

"Hey Froy, Ya think we could get a coupla pop up ads on the website?"

:)





Adopted by Brokejaw

red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Old Dirty: Sorry guys, I can't come in today. I am going back to school to Teach English.
Rick: OK, I really like Women.
Ant: I love sex in the city, all those ladies are hot. especially Sara.
OPie: I have always made my lunch

Adopted by crx girl. I am under her special tutelage.
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
ken stevens: you guys were right, i am having an afair with melissa. she's such a good lay, here have a try. anal is allowed on my couch after all!!

METS IN 2002!!

thanks FN MORON...you know why
F the S out of her A
posted on 08-21-2001 @ 5:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Ben Stein - always funny

Opie: I was on the message board the other day...



"You take tuberculosis - my smoking doesn't go over there at all."
WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
"This is the Opie and Anthony Show, on 92.3 KRock."
"Hey New York, so glad to be on the air after 3 years..."
"Let's go Sox! Let's go Sox!"
"Will someone please stop playing these goddamn soundbites!!"
"Norton, listen we love ya, but it's getting played out..."
"Hey Dice, call in, we miss ya!"
"You know, Jamie Lyn is nice and all, but when is Maxim gonna wise up and give us some sexy Patti?"


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leather-cheerio-face
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 2:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
opie: "hey ant, here's your change from that $20." or "hey ant, here's a check for your share of the 30 mill."


"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"

This message was edited by leather-cheerio-face on 8-22-01 @ 11:53 AM
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
O or A: Y'know...... This syndication thing just isn't worth it..... I think we should go back to the way it was before. And give Ken and Jeremy raises!






Walk it off, deek...

HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 10:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
"Oscar nominee Jay Mohr is in the studio..."



Adopted by FollowThisLogic 8/14/01. He's quick with a whip, so report all wrongdoings to him.

ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-22-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Opie: "You know Ant, I was listening to Funk Master Flex last night..

Ant: "Right Op!! love that nigga- I have my whip pre-tuned to Hot-97 yo!"

Opie: "Exactly, my brother, exactly!- but did you check that New Eddie Murphy flick Ant?"

Ant: "The first night out Op- I looooooooove Eddie Murphy!- The Klumps- I have it on DVD AND VHS!"

Opie: "Right, right- I definitely need to check that..but I did catch OUTKAST, JAGGED EDGE & NELLY
last night at the Hammerstein."

Ant: "Off the Hook...Yo!"

Op: "Ant, what the hell are we gonna do to increase the "Urban" demographic?

Ant: "Well there's always that 'WOW All Up In Harlem' campaign we've been working on. "

Op: "Exactly- Big Up to the 5 boroughs- Shaolin, Mecca, Medina,
The Boogie Down & the Q-Borough!"

Ant: "Big-Up!"


red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Ant: Hey Opie, I broke into the bosses office last night and stole Tool ticket to give out to the listeners all week.

Opie: We should just wait till this person realizes he is live on the air.

Adopted by crx girl. I am under her special tutelage.
Harry Ballzanya
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
O or A: "That time it definately sounded like his phone f'd up, lets just keep calling back"

"The Foundrymusic site just gets easier and easier to navigate every time"

Don't Blame Canada..Blame YOURSELF!!

"Fuck you, I won't do what ya tell me!" - Rage
"Somtimes a good nap is the only thing getting me up in the morning" - George Costanza
"The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I'll accept" - George Carlin
Big thanks to Pantera for the sig pic!

This message was edited by Harry Ballzanya on 8-23-01 @ 12:29 AM
Banana_juice
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
opie or ant "and now heres robin with the news"




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