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Unicron
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
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i say she has Diabetes in September, has all her limbs cut off by December, and still posts about other ailments going into the year of 2002.

Arthur Dent
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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For those who don't know what's going on:

Ulcer on 6/18

Depression on 6/9

Miscarriage #4 on 5/29

Death in the fmaily after getting banned from Foundry Chat on 3/9

Broke Ankle in THREE places on 3/3

And that is just what I got from scanning through the posts that Dana started herself. I know there are others in other peoples threads. I like to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but the evidence is mounting up. For instance, she broke her ankle in three places in March, but was walking perfectly with no cast at the Anniversary party.




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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
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i bet she gets testicular cancer in november

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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Put me down for her getting gonnorhea in February


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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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I hear that Eye patches will be all the rage in November.

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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 11:32 AM      
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quote:

I hear that Eye patches will be all the rage in November


Brokendick is a trend setter? who woulda knew?

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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
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I know the thing that pissed me off was the last miscarriage episode. Yes, i did feel bad for her, but in every fucking post for 3 days after that, she had to mention it agian. If you went thru something that traumatic, why are you even posting on a messageboard to begin with? I remember the day that thread went up, i was in chat, and Dana came in. Somebody was talking about the birth of their new daughter, then Dana brings up the miscarriage. She gets a hearty round of "Im sorry, I'll pray for you" type bullshit. But after that, every single time, WITHOUT FAIL, she mentioned it again when the topic of discussion was changed. She had to mention it a minimum of 15 times in 40 minutes. It was a deliberate attempt to keep the focus of attention on her for as long as humanly possible. To me, that move was reeking of "Attention whore".



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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
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hey... maybe she's just REALLY unlucky..

hell, could happen... NOT


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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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Here are my predictions for the next year:

August= Genital Warts
September= 5th miscarriage
October= Herpes
November= Syphillis
December= Sprained ankle
January= Death
February= Gonnorhea
March= Aids
April=6th miscarriage
May= Ass cancer
June= Leprosy

Is someone keeping track of all these guesses. They should win a prize if they get the right disease in the right month.



This message was edited by TeenWeek on 7-24-01 @ 1:09 PM
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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
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This Just In: Dana Gets Prostate Cancer!!

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Arthur Dent
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Hey, there's room for one more on the Band Wagon! We'll squeeze you in between the tuba player and Unicron!

Edit:
OK, I've got the ulitmate topper. ALCOHOLISM! Uncontrolled drinking causes a reaction between the alcohol and the cancer medications. Dana DIES for two minutes in the ambulance while the paramedics work on her. Then she's on the board the next day to tell us all about it and the plan God gave her for making the world a better place. Welcome to the Cult of Dana


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This message was edited by Arthur Dent on 7-24-01 @ 2:13 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Dana, I am truly disgusted by you at this point. Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you are beginning to sound? There is no way you received your results, if you ever even took the god damn tests, in a day. Here is some information for you:

IT CAN TAKE DAYS, EVEN A WEEK TO GET THE RESULTS OF A BLOOD TEST -- A WORRISOME WAIT IF YOU’RE BEING TESTED FOR A POTENTIALLY LIFE-THREATENING DISEASE. BUT PHYSICIST PAUL GOURLEY SAYS THERE’S A FASTER WAY. HE’S INVENTED THIS NEW TOOL - CALLED A BIOCAVITY LASER - THAT SPOTS ABNORMAL CELLS IMMEDIATELY.

A NEW TECHNIQUE, RESULTS FROM PURE PHYSICS RESEARCH BEGUN MORE THAN A DECADE AGO. HERE’S HOW IT WORKS.A CELL IS PLACED INTO A SPECIAL SEMICONDUCTOR LASER. LIGHT SHINES BACK AND FORTH, SAMPLING THE CELL HUNDREDS OF TIMES.

THE BIOCAVITY LASER ELMINATES THE NEED TO PREPARE CELLS FOR BETTER VISIBILITY ... SO YOUR MEDICAL COSTS DECREASE. DR. MARK GOURLEY, HELPED TEST THE NEW METHOD.

EARLY TESTING SHOWS THIS BREAKTHOUGH TECHNOLOGY CAN SPOT CANCER BETTER THAN TRADITIONAL PAP SMEARS. IT CAN ALSO IMMEDIATELY DETECT SICKLE CELL ANEMIA, AND SMALL-SCALE CHANGES CAUSED BY THE AIDS VIRUS.

PHYSICISTS SAY MICROELECTRONIC DEVICES - LIKE THIS BIOCAVITY LASER - PROMISE TO SPEED UP DIAGNOSIS AND IMPROVE ACCURACY, WHILE SAVING YOU TIME AND MONEY.

PHYSICIST PAUL GOURLEY SAYS IF THE FDA OKAYS THE PROCEDURE, IT COULD BE USED FOR ROUTINE BLOOD TESTS WITHIN 2 YEARS.

To the best of my knowledge and several medical sites I have visited, this method has not been approved yet but the FDA. In other words it would have taken days, if not a week or two, to get your results back for cancer and a pap smear.

I am really upset that you would LIE about something like this. My friend Suzie died when we were both 16 because of ovarian cancer. So, this issue really hits home for me and that fact that you are lying about it as some sick and twisted way of getting sympathy disgusts me to no end.





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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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nice research arthur...i was wondering about all them ailments

hmm...most of the good diseases were taken already - i'll say she gets the crabs on october 13th


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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Dana is your last name Kennedy by chance? You have been plagued with so much shit in the last few months that you should be dead by now.
quote:

My friend Suzie died when we were both 16 because of ovarian cancer. So, this issue really hits home for me

I know that feeling Straw. I lost my brother to cancer (not ovarian of course) in 1992. This issue hits damn close to home for me as well. And it also disgusts me to see someone using a crippling sickness just to gain some fucking attention.



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This message was edited by Jon Benet Norton on 7-24-01 @ 2:17 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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I'll take sickle cell on august 27th.


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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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i think that dana will get in a severe car crash and develop amnesia. thus then, she will forget about all the ailments she has made up, and will have to make up even more.



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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Hey JBN I know exactly how ya feel man I lost an uncle to cancer (u were one of the ppl who i talked to in chat, thx man) I think she will post a thread Fu to Killing yourself.

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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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EDIT- Sorry double post.

This message was edited by Austin on 7-24-01 @ 2:37 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
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A year from now it'll be FU to maggots that chew up your corpse followed by FU to burning in hell.



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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:45 PM      
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Has a death pool been started yet???

I take Christmas Day if no one has that date yet...

Dana, you should really seek counseling...


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njstrawberry
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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That's funny Spit, cause I discussed that yesterday with some people and we decided not to because some may view it as wrong. lol Oh well, I am off to OT to do one...if some of you are pissed about it then kiss my ass...lol


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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 3:06 PM      
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quote:

if some of you are pissed about it then kiss my ass

What if we're not pissed, but just wanna kiss your ass anyway? ;)

And since most of the good diseases for Dana have been taken, put me down that she will get any of the following:

Urinary Tract Infection in October
Mild Stroke in September
A bad case of Halitosis in late August.



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This message was edited by The Brain on 7-24-01 @ 3:16 PM
Nana's Precious
posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:18 PM      
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is it just me or does anyone else find hypochondriac,dillusional,ostentatious chicks hot?



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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:31 PM      
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its just you.and my money's on aids on september 29

last time, the insects got me, but

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This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 7-24-01 @ 5:32 PM
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posted on 07-24-2001 @ 5:40 PM      
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Nana...

quote:

Ikeaboy posted on 07-23-2001 @ 9:14 PM ... On the bright side, I like insane chicks



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