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Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

then you manage to fuck with my heritage...no prob

Its from Blazing Saddles.


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
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screwdriver
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
and btw precious go rent "blazing saddles" sometime

quiero vengar en la boca de una chica de nueve anos
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
50+ posts on THIS?
Ponderous, fucking ponderous!


We Will Never Forget You
God Bless America



This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 9-24-01 @ 11:06 PM
fatty chopped meat
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

At least the idiot had the good sense to name himself after a tool.


bra-fucking-vo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok ok ok..... what you guys and gals dont realize is that this fuck was using the "eating pussy" title as a way to hide what he really wants to know.....

screwdriver heres what you need to know:
1: grab the shaft and open wide.
2: without using your teeth gently slide it in your mouth.
3: repeat the 2nd tip over and over again till you have the banana juice all over the face.
4: enjoy!



Joe Soprano
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

anybody got any good pussy eating techquines?



Gee, I had no idea Osama bin Laden was edible.



Homestead.com rules... but not as much as Stinky!
screwdriver
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
1st of all fatty i don't even know who the hell you are and 2nd now im sorry i posted this thread and 3rd see i told you i woldnt get adopted so i guess im just fucked well boo hoo hoo

quiero vengar en la boca de una chica de nueve anos
fatty chopped meat
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

1st of all fatty i don't even know who the hell you are


if you did know who i was would it really make a difference? i would have still posted to this thread asshole

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:50 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

3rd see i told you i woldnt get adopted so i guess im just fucked well boo hoo hoo

screwdriver, this is getting old really quick. Get adopted tonight.



opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Joe Soprano
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:53 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I could, but I've been temporarily classified an unfit parent.



Homestead.com rules... but not as much as Stinky!
Ken'sPen
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[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 09-24-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

screwdriver, this is getting old really quick. Get adopted tonight.



I do not wish to question the wisdom of a mod, but can't we just whisk him away in the night and leave him on a rock?

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

quiero vengar en la boca de una chica de nueve anos


Translation: He wants to cum in the mouth of a 9 year old girl


Come one people Limited Edition Tool up for adoption...who wants him any takers?? Be Dialin people, smells like a brand new yoyo...a retarded one at that Be Dialin



I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes
And make it go away
R.I.P WTC


Joe Soprano
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:06 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
The Mayor just had a briefing: If anyone has an unwanted poster, please bring it to the local precinct, so you're not charged with reckless endangerment and poster neglect.



Homestead.com rules... but not as much as Stinky!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:08 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

He wants to cum in the mouth of a 9 year old girl

Well who the hell doesn't???

screwdriver
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:



well who the hell doesnt

thank you nice to know im not alone

quiero joder el culo de una chica de once anos y quiero chupar ella tetas and quiero comer ella punta chocha
Joe Soprano
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:32 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

thank you nice to know im not alone



Ah, but I thought you are alone, isn't that the point? You've yet to be adopted.



Homestead.com rules... but not as much as Stinky!
Sephiroth
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:36 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
And so the countdown begins......

10...


L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES
Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Well who the hell doesn't???
by Maynard is a joke, but
quote:

well who the hell doesnt

thank you nice to know im not alone
by Screwdriver tells me something's not right there.

By the way, ever wonder who got your RF Screw and RF Screwdriver accounts banned?
How ya like me now Bitch?!?!


We Will Never Forget You
God Bless America

screwdriver
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
ok if anyone's willing to adopt me i'd appreciate it

quiero joder el culo de una chica de once anos y quiero chupar ella tetas and quiero comer ella punta chocha
WookiePoolParty
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

"techquines"?


Maybe it has something to do with sex with Horses?



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United States Citizen
Resident of New York City, Manhattan
Sephiroth
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
9...



L33T LIEK JEFFK MOTHERBITCHES
screwdriver
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
what the hell moosen we probably havent said more then 2 words to each other and your banning me? Your not even involved in this whole situation

quiero joder el culo de una chica de once anos y quiero chupar ella tetas and quiero comer ella punta chocha
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Too bad Fez is a mod...he always got the crack head babies around here....


"I know every one of you, I know the sea of torment, doubt, despair and unbelief." -Walt Whitman
USA




Leather jacket
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
Wow. You my friend are one confused soul. What you should do is stop posting in this thread, click the whose online option, click on the many screen names, find an email address, ask that person to adopt you. It's simple and people are very obliged to help.

Listen to the people and just punch out of this thread.

On the thread at hand: I say practice on your dog or cat. They will let you know if your hitting the right spots.


U.S.A.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

eating pussy...
You all know my response to that.



What K1d, Black men don't eat pussy?

Here's my advice:
Make sure she doesn't trim her hairs for say 2-3 weeks. Get her a pair of sexy rubber or vinyl panties. Have her run around, say maybe a couple of sprints, jog about 5 miles. Take a deep breath and just plunge your whole face in there. What ever you do with your tongue will be a bonus. Just inhale through your nose, exhale through your mouth.


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 09-25-2001 @ 12:59 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Find the clitoris...she will tell you all you need to know...just don't forget to pay her...now go away...you're embarrassing yourself.


Freedom is worth fighting for.


Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?


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