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disgustip8ed
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
I'm perplexed? < that is a question mark, by the way

This guy says that he is married and has kids, yet he claims in his sig message that he is gay. Does mikeoxbig live in Vermont? Cause that would clear up my next question which was about how he knows about lining up cows and f'ing them. At least that is what I gathered from his post.

oh, and holy shit CAPTAAAAAAAIIIIIN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVEMAAAN!!!!! That cartoon was the best.


'Wear your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK
Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, when it's used over an equals to sign, it means approximately equal to.

e.g. Fez~Penis








She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:03 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

you use the tilde when you want to emphasize just how cheerful and perky you are...

ex:

:)~~~Becky~~~:)



dont do it dude! keep that kind of shit isolated. dont let it spread!

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:08 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
:) what'd :) i :) do? :)


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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:29 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i have to say this is one of the funniest threads i've read in a while, and no, i don't mean the responses, just mike's posts. they have a certain spazicity to them. you know, you start asking yourself, "could someone really be this stupid?" the answer? i'll vote for unfortunately yes.



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posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
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:( N:(pe, n:(t g:(nna d:( it... :(

hp

HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
NY_Cracker
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
I can't believe that after all these years the Teen Angels STILL can't get the respect they deserve. They carried that show man!!!!!!

"What we got here is...
failure to communicate... "
Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
oh no

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Bop!







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
Snoteater
posted on 10-22-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
unga bunga, me thinks thread is,unga bunga!



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MikeOxbig
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Why is this funny cunt? Can not a person speak his mind? THIS MESSAGE BOARD Although i love O&A is about hurting people.Thought and laughter a thing that is just an inside joke all that gets done here is hurt on a people that haven't joined .When is the last time Anthony spoke here?and Opie has never.

Help me! I'm gay and I don't know how to suck dick properly! Please stick something in my ass and mouth!
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:54 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

all that gets done here is hurt on a people that haven't joined .


100 bux to anyone who can diagram this sentence!





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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 1:19 AM      
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Registered: May. 00
quote:

all that gets done here is hurt on a people that haven't joined



what he means to say is that all that gets done on this board is hurting people, and thats why people dont join up or post any longer...what??????? i took 2 years of retard as a second language in college so i know what he is talking about;)



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 2:08 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:


Why is this funny cunt? Can not a person speak his mind?



for your sake i hope to god that you arent speaking your mind, or else your doomed in this world. you have the thought process of a carnival funhouse

I see a red door and i want it painted black
No colors anymore i want them to turn black

crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:03 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
it's funny because, well, just repeat the following "sentence" out loud:
quote:

Thought and laughter a thing that is just an inside joke all that gets done here is hurt on a people that haven't joined
if you don't see the humour in your own incomprehendability, well, then you've got problems and well, maybe it's wrong to laugh at retards, but if you think so why do you listen to o&a? they laugh at retards all the time, or do you just hate yourself that much?

incidently:
quote:

I'm perplexed? < that is a question mark, by the way
i'm perplexed as to why you put a question mark at the end of that statement...



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
regardless of my status, i am a nice person. no really, i am, i swear;) crack hitler belongs to me :)
need me? try: [email protected]
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 4:50 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Why is this funny cunt? Can not a person speak his mind? THIS MESSAGE BOARD Although i love O&A is about hurting people.Thought and laughter a thing that is just an inside joke all that gets done here is hurt on a people that haven't joined .When is the last time Anthony spoke here?and Opie has never.


Uhm.... All your base are belong to us?

Maybe if we read every other word, we can figure out what the hell he's trying to say. My guess is that he's trying to tell us that he's an illiterate bastard, but that's just me.



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Metalfan
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Also, in symbolic logic, ~ is used to negate a statement. For example,

Mike = literate would be a false statement, but,
~(Mike = literate), which is the same as Mike = illiterate is a true statement.

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:37 AM      
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quote:

All your base are belong to us?


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HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
quote:

Why is this funny cunt? Can not a person speak his mind? THIS MESSAGE BOARD Although i love O&A is about hurting people.Thought and laughter a thing that is just an inside joke all that gets done here is hurt on a people that haven't joined .When is the last time Anthony spoke here?and Opie has never.



Somewhere, an English major has read that post and is now staring at the screen with a single tear streaming down his/her face, al la the old Indian dude in the litterbug commericals.


hp

HydratedPeach
Don't just stare at me...EAT ME.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Can not a person speak his mind



You have shown that you are not able to speak your mind or you do not have a mind to speak of.







She tastes like a gyro.

I loathe the Froy.
King f-tard
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Why is this funny cunt? Can not a person speak his mind? THIS MESSAGE BOARD Although i love O&A is about hurting people.Thought and laughter a thing that is just an inside joke all that gets done here is hurt on a people that haven't joined .When is the last time Anthony spoke here?and Opie has never.


Wheres the universal translator, I forgot my english to ponderous babble dictionary. What in the blue hell does this mean? From my count, although I am no english major, but compared to this douche I am Fuckin Webster, this (can you even call it a) paragraph has 11 different thoughts, thats ponderous.






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GO YANKEES.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 11:31 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

incomprehendability


i hate to divert attention but i dont think this is a real word either. sort of like adequocity.
could be wrong. never mind

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Scrappleking
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
with all thats going on home and abroad, I, as a tax paying citizen, expect President Bush to spend more time tending to the affairs of America and less time on this message board!

"Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours."
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Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Alright, the last 7 or 8 replies have literally made me cry! STOP! Too funny! Comedy overload! This guy is gonna jump off a bridge! Maybe he's related to Yoda? Post mad thoughts I am funny not you board no more post!





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Freedom is worth fighting for.
Austin U. Graduate...can't ya tell?
GrkQT = sig Queen!
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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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I tried running his posts through my SUPAR DEKODAR 3000 but all it was able to give me was "I Wan Cawn Dog!!"

Curioser and curioser.......


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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mike, do you have sand in your vagina?

Remember-Laughter heals.


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