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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What's women's idea of fun? Who cares? Is she gonna blow me or what?!?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Ahlexus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

What's women's idea of fun? Who cares? Is she gonna blow me or what?!?



lmfao!


Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:49 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Moron, could you lock up 12? It seems like the fun times have ended.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Women are like

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

Afternoon tools.:) I'm bored.
Something funny...I saw a truck with an Alaska liscense plate this morning. Just seemed out of place.




If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
What's a women's idea of fun?

Swallowing ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:00 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Why doesn't the mute button on the TV remote work on women? LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN:

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship.

HOW TO PLEASE A MAN:

Show up naked.



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com

CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

HOW TO PLEASE A MAN:
Show up naked


LMAO...that was cute!!



And the winter is looking fine.
I think the sun will shine again.
And i feel I've cleaned my mind.
All the past is left behind again.
I said Goodbye to Romance...

o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:14 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

HOW TO PLEASE A MAN:
Show up naked



It's not that simple. It should read, show up naked, and get on knees.

You women always try to take the easy way out ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:


It's not that simple. It should read, show up
naked, and get on knees.

You women always try to take the easy way out

UGh...ur such a guy!! Grrr!! Our lovely presence
should be enough!!



And the winter is looking fine.
I think the sun will shine again.
And i feel I've cleaned my mind.
All the past is left behind again.
I said Goodbye to Romance...

Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Our lovely presence
should be enough!!


Except, CHMB, in OAS case...he needs the additional time for teh Viagra to kick in ;-) (TOG)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

he needs the additional time for teh Viagra to kick in


ROTFLMFAO!!

OAS, you are a dirty old man.

This thread is just active today....not! Usually the first 3 or 4 pages goes by quick. I guess without Maynard posting 5 times a page it's bound to slow down.:)



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yes CHMB it should be, but never seems to end there does it ;-)

And it's time to start calling Metal the Rich Vos of the slacker thread. Same old joke, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Try some new material. BE MORE FUNNY!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
CantHandleMyBooty
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Except, CHMB, in OAS case...he needs the
additional time for teh Viagra to kick in

LMAO...thanx for clearing that up Metal!! lol ;)



And the winter is looking fine.
I think the sun will shine again.
And i feel I've cleaned my mind.
All the past is left behind again.
I said Goodbye to Romance...

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

This thread is just active today - guess without Maynard posting
Busy elsewhere ;)

::wanders off limping:: :)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-17-01 @ 3:45 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
GW I don't look at it as dirty, just well, telling it like it is.

Remember my motto Metal, Viagra, never have, never will!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
So, is anybody else not doing a single productive thing while at work?

I have only 1 project for the last 6 weeks I have left at work, but I can move that table in August.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:41 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Busy elsewhere



Still in 12 huh?



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
It seems to have ended, the boys only wanted to play w/each other =P




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

So, is anybody else not doing a single productive thing while at work?



Yes, I am...I'm avoiding doing anything productive :-D

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well kids, I'm outta here. Have a Little League District championship game to umpire. God help Americas national pastime.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Little League District championship

[littlekid]Mommy, where are you?[/littlekid]




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Ahlexus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
We are having the worst storm down here guys! I'll have to catch up with you slackers tomorrow. I'm outtie for tonight.


Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com

Black Lazerus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
:comes in room with hate and fire in his eyes:
:yells "hey has anyone seen King-Ftard i am going to rip hm a new a he took my beer and poured it on ladie not that pouring beer on ladie is wrong but he didn't ask:
:sits on corner polishing Spade shovel:

ok im out i will kill him tommorow

"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?






This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 7-17-01 @ 4:15 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Come on people, feel the love. BL, Breathe in with the good air, and exhale with the bad air. Can I get you some herbal tea?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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