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King f-tard
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I'm thinking we need to plan the perfect crime. Maybe suspended in the air, we can use a stethascope to hear the tumblers in the safe and then escape thru the air conditioning vent.





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I must remember to bend down at first base.
And your point is???

Grumpy
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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
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good plan ftard, but if your fat ass doesn't breatk the air vent ducts, it'll definitely break the rope.

Lower the midget down. I'm lighter and smarter. but I want 60%. consider 10% hazard pay.


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Jennitalia
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i can always distract security with providing them sexual favors. if they hear you guys crashing through and go to stand up to see what the ruckus is, i can always bite it off..




heyladiladi
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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
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When I went to get my lunch, there was a retarded boy putting the carts back, and his tounge was all but hanging out of his mouth. I don't think I would have thought it was so funny, if I didn't think the sickos around would appreciate it too. :)

quote:

i can always bite it off...
Way yo take one for the team Jenni ;)

** Thread just had 6909 views. Nice! **
Although, does anyone else find that position terribly distracting?




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You're my kinda lover... - Billy Squier


"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass,
I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you! - Puddle of Mud


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This message was edited by heyladiladi on 8-15-01 @ 1:13 PM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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FT,
Count me in. Sounds like you've got a winner of a plan. I've sen them do that in the movies all the time and they NEVER get caught!


AFDude
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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quote:

** Thread just had 6909 views. Nice! **
Although, does anyone else find that position terribly distracting?


Sometimes, if the girl is really good at it, I can't focus on the task at "hand"..or mouth,tongue..etc ;)

quote:

..and they NEVER get caught!


[obscure ref.]Yeah, after all a bunch of cheerleaders dressed as Betty dolls pulled it off, and one of them was pregnant...[obscure ref.]








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Lord Duvious
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I can see the cops searching now...

Mr. Froy, do you know anything about a group called "The Slackers"? We have reason to believe they used your board to plan their crime...

Anybody want to fill in the next part? LOL



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Drunken GW
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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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I don't think Barry should be included. I don't think he'd be able to find the field...I mean meeting place.:)





Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Jennitalia
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i havent really dabbled much in the 69 position...jon may get scared off




Cap'n Fudge
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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69 is more fun then pleasure.

Which one of you bank robbers is wearing the Spiderman costume?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

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heyladiladi
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posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
I have to say I do love 68 though. ;)

You do me and I'll owe you one!




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover... - Billy Squier


"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass,
I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you! - Puddle of Mud


"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire
atomic punk
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Dibs on the Reagan mask for the ankbay obberyray.





See a gun is real easy
in this desparate part of town
Turns you from hunted into hunter
You go an' hunt somebody down

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Lord Duvious
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Think I'll just go with a Jason mask, since my name is Jason....guess that makes it a me mask.



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
AFDude
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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I'll take Bush....oh, and the mask, too :)








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heyladiladi
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ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:58 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Today's Fortune Cookie say:

Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and soul devout.

Um, ok. ;)




I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover... - Billy Squier


"I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffet

I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass,
I love the dirty things you do, when I have control of you! - Puddle of Mud


"One owes respect to the Living. To the Dead, one owes only Truth." - Voltaire
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I don't think Barry should be included. I don't think he'd be able to find the field...I mean meeting place.



HEE!HEEE!HEEE!

Thanx, Deek!

I want to paint my face black and white.



Cap'n Fudge
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 3:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
3 reasons Barry wants to paint his face black and white:

1) He's a big fan of Paul McCartney/Steve Wonder
2) He saw that episode of Star Trek with Frank Gorshen
3) He wants to find out what it be like if he starred in "I Love Lucy"

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

LingRLonger has joined the Royal Navy. Report any problems to me and I'll flog him. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Jennitalia
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 3:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
i'll be wonder woman...just like when i was a kid and we used to run around playing in our superhero underoos!




BARRY MANILOW
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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What?





This message was edited by BARRY MANILOW on 8-15-01 @ 4:10 PM
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 08-15-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Cap'n, LMMFAO

But I was thinking more along the lines of "Dead Presidents"

How about KISS make-up?
or Al Jolson? (Too obscure a referance? Ask OAS:))

Jenn running around in Wonder Woman Under-roos.MMMMMmmmmnnnnn. Lovely.


Banana_juice
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:12 AM      
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Morning slackers.. looks like everyone is a little late today.. metalfan. are you there...anyone, anyone?? ok i wil just sit here by myself with the dunkin donuts i brougt in and the box o'joe


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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
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I still haven't slept so I guess you can consider that slacking.



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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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Whhhoooooo Hooo! The last day of my work week is here! Can you believe I worked an entire 4 days this week? Its great not giving a shit!

Morning Juice, AM

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

[email protected]

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

LingRLonger has joined the Royal Navy. Report any problems to me and I'll flog him. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Banana_juice
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
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quote:

Whhhoooooo Hooo! The last day of my work week is here!




hey me too.


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 08-16-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Deeks!

Morning folks. I should of called out today. I've got to realize I'm not 19 anymore.



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.



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