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Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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quote:

can he have his sister instead?



Grump, I doubt that's possible....see as how AFD is down south, he probably already asked his sister out for Saturday....after he takes his weekly bath of course.

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Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
AFDude
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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So many questions

1) the Beer is Bud Light. The glasses are normal beer mug size. It's at the on-base bowling center.

2)I don't have a sister and my mother is dead, so unless you like the whole Rigor Mortis thing...then again, since Metal rapes pigs we should not be surprised ;)

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Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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quote:

since Metal rapes pigs we should not be surprised



Nor should we be surprised that the Platoon refers to you as the "Oops, I've dropped the soap, again" boy

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AFDude
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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quote:

Nor should we be surprised that the Platoon refers to you as the "Oops, I've dropped the soap, again" boy


[sarcasm]I forgot I was in the Army![/sarcasm]

I feel like I have to put those 'sarcasm' blocks there or people will think we're serious...



Trust me, I'm only pretending to care.

Any potential adoptees can contact me at [email protected].
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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quote:

I feel like I have to put those 'sarcasm' blocks there or people will think we're serious...


What? Do you think we can't pick up humor when we see it? Are you saying your smarter or bettr then the rest of us?

Actually, I can't blame you.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
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There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Grumpy
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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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quote:

people will think we're serious...


::looks around confused::

serious? these people? LMMFAO. Now that's the funny shit I've heard since Metal told me he really wasn't gay. he just acts that way.


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posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
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quote:

I feel like I have to put those 'sarcasm' blocks there or people will think we're serious...








Though dreams can be deceiving
Like faces are to hearts
They serve for sweet relieving
When fantasy and reality lie too far apart


I can't do without you for too long...you're my situation
You're my kinda lover...

Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
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No no no....OAS saying he really isn't old is funnier :-)

Or Barry Manilow claiming to not love the smell of wet polyester...

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AFDude
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
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...or Gilligan saying he doesn't enjoy being in the barrel. :)

Trust me, I'm only pretending to care.

Any potential adoptees can contact me at [email protected].
Wendy
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
How can it be possible that the days get longer and longer?



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Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Because the piles of shit(work) get deeper and deeper......maybe you need to take a break Wendy.

Thank goodness its almost lunch time :-)

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Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 12:10 PM      
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I only have about a 1 1/2 square foot space on my desk. This work stuff sucks.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
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Did that ice machine ever make it in here?

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
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I think that I heard that the Delivery truck overheated and it may take a little longer.

So is it time to start thinking of the next title?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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quote:

the Delivery truck overheated



Did we ask for UPS delivery, again??? Damn us!!!

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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AFD...I think we are getting close to you. Weather right now in Berkeley Heights is 94 degrees but heat index is 105. Atleast now the ladies will now how our ballz feel most of the time.:)



Don't start me up like a Rolling Stone
I'll leave sulking like Macaulay Culkin home alone.

Black Lazerus
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Ok here you go


"The revolution will not be Boardavised"!!



6:00am another chick in the house,
6:15 another chick kicked her out ,
Spent one minute trying to dig her out,
the other 14 tried put it in her mouth.

Wendy
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Ice machine?

Was I supposed to order one???



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Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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quote:

will now how our ballz feel most of the time



Hairy and sweaty?? Christ man....thanks for roooining the afternoon

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
AFDude
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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quote:

Ice machine?

Was I supposed to order one???


Right now I'd settle for a nice cold Sam Adams.



Trust me, I'm only pretending to care.

Any potential adoptees can contact me at [email protected].

This message was edited by AFDude on 7-25-01 @ 1:41 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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quote:

Atleast now the ladies will now how our ballz feel most of the time.


Thanks for painting that lovely picture...damn, just like a cold shower

Anywho, I'm back from my extended lunch...at least I got to go swimming before it started to rain :)


Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

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AFDude
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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quote:

at least I got to go swimming before it started to rain


Spit, what is this "rain" you speak of? :)

If it would help cool this place off, I'm all for it

Trust me, I'm only pretending to care.

Any potential adoptees can contact me at [email protected].
Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Spit, did you think it would help us to know that you can go swimming at work?


NOT




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spitfire421
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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sorry Metal...I thought it would help brighten up your day :P


Hey, will the world turn upon me
Will the soul survive ultimately
Oh, will peace ever be found
When I drag my feet on hallowed ground

I don't wanna know
what the future will hold
I don't wanna pray
cause I'm lost anyway

[Email][email protected]">E-Mail Me
Metalfan
posted on 07-25-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Although imagining you frolicking in a pool is a very pleasant image Spit....it doesn't change the fact that I'm sitting in my cubicle running report.....LOL

But thanks for the effort ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.


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