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RapeFantasizer
One Chocolate Chip Cookie
CUNT ROCKETTE
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 12:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Thanks to Austin for adopting me!

Adopted By Austin
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Top



Members Of Austin University: RapeFantasizer But i have one slot open. If U would like to be adopted by me clik on my sig to apply.
Nana's Precious
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 6:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
By the grace of our king I have been given permission to guide two of you worthle....uh, new members to our board who we welcome with open arms.If you need guidance E-Mail Me



"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."

guardian of f_tarded
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
damn...i havent done this in awhile.TOP


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Alright ya tools, listen up! You need adoption? Well you came to the right place. I just so happen to be the adsolute coolest adoptive daddy on the block.

We here at the Slackjaw School take great pride in the fact that none of our graduates have ever been banned. Of course that may have something to do with the fact that we beat our students relentlessly, but you really don't need to worry about that just yet.

Courses are always interesting here at 4S, with interesting subjects like:

-The dreaded double post, and how to avoid it.
-Tool Identification 101
-Moderators: Friends, or big mean guys with white hot pokers?

Daytime activities include Casket Making, Cadaver Stitching, and Creative Duct Taping.

At night, we sit around a campfire and learn all about incest, rape, pedophilia, kidnapping and of course legal repurcussions of such activities.

If you are interested, please submit your application including criminal record and medical history, you can E-Mail Me



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Top


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW
E-Mail Me
1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor
E-Mail Me
AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm
FUCK YOU CYCLOPS
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 08-26-2001 @ 9:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I have adopted HeyBEERMAN 56 for the next ten dayz. If he screws up let me know.



I have adopted RapeFantasizer If u have a problem with her, Let me know.
If u would like to be adopted by me, I have one more slot open in Austin University, click on my sig to apply. BE DAILING!!!!!
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 2:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I have adopted McFly389 for the next ten days. any problems lemme know



My adopted Mini-critic is drusilla.
Anyone else wanting to be adopted IM me at Jemo123


"Why are the pretty ones always insane?" - Chief Wiggum
spitfire421
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 3:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
~~~I am announcing open enrollment for the School of Altered Reality

My qualifications? well, I'm hot (lol, j/k)

Please no stalkers, scumbags or f-tards...if any girlies want to learn the ropes of being a c-tease, I'm definitely the one to learn from...
otherwise, I'll adopt anyone who just wants to have fun here and is eager to listen, learn, and stick around for a while :) :) :)

E-Mail Me



Hey I'd like to daze away to a place like no one has known
In a state of mind I could call mine that only I could own
Where I could hum a tune anytime I choose, and then there's no such thing as time
Where I can feel no pain just calm and sane what a place for one to find

Black Lazerus
posted on 08-27-2001 @ 3:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I am announcing open enrollment for the BRA

All members welcome to join the revolution!

The Leader Of The Black Revolutionary Army


Welcome Back KID AFRIKA!!
The Revolution Has Begun!!!

Have 2 spots for Revolutionaries E-mail me @ [email protected]
snifflyfro
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
I guess I should be here
I'm a newbie and was referred
I just moved from Westchester county (NY) to Springfield Mass.
I'm having major withdraw from O&A
It blows, I can't get the Boston station

-Dan

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Just a brief reminder to all you potential adoptees out there.. remember YOU need to contact one of the adopters and ask for their services directly.. simply posting won't garauntee you get adopted.. try to e-mail or IM an adopter you like.

(p.s. Slack.. that was TOO classic lmao)


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
AFDude
posted on 08-28-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Since ThrillHouse and SA have both now graduated, there are now two slots available once again..
*EDIT* I have adopted snifflyfro for the next ten days...










AFD Academy Grads:Thrillhouse,Lord Duvious and SA_Like_It_Is..two slots now open

"I saw this squirrel and he wasn't run over by a car so he was like WEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee!!!111"

This message was edited by AFDude on 8-29-01 @ 7:50 AM
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
falling off the page, plus i've seen 2 people who NEED adoption today


i may be a little catholic boy, but i'm still HLJC 4 LIFE!

This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 08-30-2001 @ 12:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I have room for student pilots. Anyone interested my contact info is below. The best time to contact me is during the day via AIM.


I'm accepting applications for adoptees.
AIM: av8er1971
ICQ: 34758396
E-Mail Me



Gonads And Strife
posted on 09-01-2001 @ 12:14 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
new guy here looking for mentoring any help would be appreciated thanks

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 09-01-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
I have adopted Irish Alkey, any problems should be reported to be.



I have adopted HeyBEERMAN56 and Irish Alkey If u have a problem with either one of them, Let me know.

D.T.A.
Arthur Dent
posted on 09-01-2001 @ 2:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Graduated Voodude (I really like this pic)



So, there's room for two in my school. E-mail me if your interested. (Click the index card under my user id.)


"When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.

I have GRADUATED VooDude. Room for two adoptees.
PatCooper
posted on 09-01-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I have 2 slots open now.If any troubled newbies are looking for adoption.Just click the e-mail link under my sig pic.



Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me





JJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 09-02-2001 @ 11:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
top


We're all just monkeys!!



Talk to fellow O&A.com members in Foundry Chat


NASA
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 12:24 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
I have been adopted by PatCooper and plan to graduate with full scholars. Thanks Pat.




This message was edited by NASA on 9-3-01 @ 1:18 PM
PatCooper
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I have adopted NASA and Jacob for the next ten days.



Now taking applications for adoption at E-Mail Me
I've Adopted NASA and Jacob





JJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
falling down again, top



Wealth is to precious to be untrusted to the rich



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Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 09-04-2001 @ 10:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
TOP I've got 2 open slots for adoption. E-Mail Me or IM me at LIBIGDaddy20 if you want to be adopted. My last few adoptees were graduated and then they disappeared.




Click here to check out my band
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli-
I have 2 open slots for adoption, click on sig for email
..................what?
JJ
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division
posted on 09-05-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
this needs to stay at the top



Wealth is to precious to be untrusted to the rich



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