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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
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I didn't know women even knew how to obey.
I think people have the wrong idea.

Men are dogs. As dogs men know how to obey.
Women have no such needs as love, money, or a shoe from a man. All these things a women can get artifically for under $20. It because men spend all of there time trying to control something that they have no control over. if you disagree, the next time you are at work tell show them who is boss. One of these days we (men) are going to wake up and realize that women just don't care and have been in control for centuries.
let's ask a few questions to see.
Why do you even take showers?
Why did you put of deoderant this morning?
Why do you have the job you currently do (you obviously hate it, why not quit and do something you actually like)?
Why do you drink?
Why do you drive the car you do?
If you have money in the bank, what are you saving it for?
If you don't have any money, what did you spend it on?
This list can goes on and on...
If fact why do men even wake up in the morning and breathe?

the Answer to any and all questions you might have should be Women or a Woman. Unless you are gay - then I have no clue about what goes on in your mind

Women have other concerns most of which do not include the pursuit or the upkeep or need for a man. I hate to break it to all the guys but once a woman gets what she wants (not needs) from you, you are left being the slob of a dog that you are. The woman should find another dog, why some women stay is beyond me. Maybe it has something to do with the universe utalizing it's greatest invention (women) to go ot of her way to fix the ultimatly flawed (men).
If all women pursued realtionships with other women, men could easily become only a thing of myths. The technology already exist and it's a wonder that we (men) haven't already been replaced.


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 11:23 AM      
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darthziggy have you been working out your tongue? Get your muscles in shape.


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
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I have a little more training to do but I should be ready and fully functional by the time the experiments get underway.

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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 3:33 PM      
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You are going to have one strong tongue by the end of this semester.


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 3:58 PM      
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Can't wait :-p That's an important muscle to work out, glad I'll be getting some opportunity.


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:47 PM      
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muscles or clams?


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
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You have to work the muscle to better please the clam.


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:51 PM      
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Nice shoes- wanna fuck?


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posted on 04-03-2002 @ 9:53 PM      
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Yeah!


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:38 AM      
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But if we do, you will have to take the shoes off first. How does sex for sam sound?


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
This is beginning to trouble me.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





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darthziggy
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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
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How about sex just for the hell of it?
What's troubling you BM?
When did this become the questions thread? :-p


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 12:01 PM      
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Secret Chat




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS


This message was edited by Buttmunch on 4-5-02 @ 9:57 AM
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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:15 PM      
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secret sex chat? Why can't we do it in public?


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
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We can do it anywhere you want Katy.
[rob schneider]We can do it all night looooong.[/rob scneider]


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:25 PM      
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[Beatles]Why don't we do it in the road?[/Beatles]


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:28 PM      
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We'd have to find a back road, I don't want to get run over.


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:28 PM      
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oops! I musta walked into the wrong room! :)
Hope you kids use protection! :)





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darthziggy
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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:30 PM      
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Holy shit Cor how the hell are ya?
Excuse me if I don't pay total attention, I'm a little busy at the moment ;)


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:32 PM      
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What if we do it on the LIE? Everyone drives so fast-- no one will notice us.


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
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Maybe we can just pull off to the side of the road somewhere and get familiar with the backseat.


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
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But it's so exciting in public places. What about under the table in the back of a library?


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:40 PM      
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That sounds good; less possibility of death and more quiet... which I'm sure will be disturbed :-p


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:43 PM      
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death at the same time as an orgasm- the ultimate high?


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posted on 04-04-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
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And I'm sure dying in your arms would be amazing, but I'm not really ready to go just yet, so how about we just keep it less dangerous to start out?


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