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TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 8:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Well let's see who else I can offend

micks, spics, darkies, wetbacks, dotheads, sand monkeys, sand niggers, rag heads, gooks, chinks, slant eyes, limeys, wops, krouts, nips, bucket heads, slope heads, charcoal briquetts, injuns, towel heads, reds, and to anybody not on this list, well Fuck you too!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
knock411
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey I thought I was the guy everyone hated. lol

Hey brokenjaw Im blind in one eye too bro. Its from birth. Called lazy eye or something like that. If I would have worn a patch over my good eye when I was a wee one it would have strengthened and id be able to see out of it.


Sean Cold 3:16
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Knock, you are the guy everyone hates!

And if you would have learned to read when you were a wee one, you wouldn't be such an ass today!

And Thats The Bottom Line.....


E-Mail Me


Did you kill your father, sleep with your mother, idolize your sister, were you jelous of your brother, did you kick the dawg, were you beat with a strap,were you really abused or were you faking all that?
TOO TENSE!!


Please do me a favor if I ask and fuckin' kill yourself!

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
So I guess that would means that neither one of you made the special olympics team during tryouts!!ROTGDFLMMFSSBO!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
jewdown
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey knock! Your a fucking mess huh?
How's the gout?

TFEC, were you looking forward to having them as teammates?

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Hey TFEC......

Your father should have rolled over and shot you on the wall.The best part of you dribled down his leg.

Resume being an ass now. This is my public service message for the day!!!!1

My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.
FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick Black
onehung lo434
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:38 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey knock! Your a fucking mess huh?


LMMFAO! I laughed at the gout a few weeks ago,But that image of you with gout AND a lazy eye is just too much...
Oh yea,Um, carry on folks

Fuck the Sig pic,It'll probably offend some fucking spineless tree hugger



TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
kikedown and cyclops: both living proof that not all abortions die!!!! I guess the coathanger took out your eye huh?

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I guess the coathanger took out your eye huh?




Well actually it happened when my father was fucking my mom when she was pregnant with me.

So I hear that your father was a jock in high school thats the only way to explain how he could support a big dick like you!!!


Also has your mom ever said to you that she should have swallowed you?

Once again carry on giant (to quote you you walking show refrence) ASS FUCK.



My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.
FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick Black
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-28-2001 @ 10:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I'll say it again it's MR ASSHOLE to you!!

Fez is the dick!!

So with one eye I bet you never saw him cumming huh? LMMFBO!!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
jewdown
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

kikedown and cyclops: both proof that not all abortions die!!!


1. I'm not jewish. So calling me a kike means nothing.
2. I'm a living abortion? [opie voice]HA HA You got me[opie voice]

God damn you're lame. I mean, for the two-three days this thread has been going on, all you can come up with is really bad jokes about Brokenjaw's eye, and even worse racist comments/jokes.

You're not an asshole. You are a pathetic moron with the brain power of a retarded turkey!(gobbles)
Do me a favor, pick up your monitor, smash it over your head, thus then killing yourself. This will save the world from the possibility of you spawning more fucking ass-f retarded monkey fuckers.

BTW, does TFEC stand for This Fag Eats Crap?



Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Jesus don't pull me into this!


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted....No one!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Jesus don't pull me into this!


When did they pull you into it Fez? Was it this line?
quote:

This Fag Eats Crap


Rog2K
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
::Opens door, looks in, see potential.::
::Waves everyone in and starts pumping the keg::
::Looks towards fez for some milk duds::


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
::Tosses milk duds to the needy masses::


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted....No one!
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Is it too late to start busting out the popcorn and the bean bag chair?
I think I've seen this one before though, it called "Whomp up on the Mongoloid Kid"

TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I think I've seen this one before though, it called "Whomp up on the Mongoloid Kid"




That would be you watching all your birthday parties again huh?

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Wow Doc, TFEC is so original aint he? He can take anyone's joke and turn it around on them, god I wish I could have his brain power to be able to do that.

My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.
FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick Black
Rog2K
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
::brushes off a few duds & pops'em in mouth::
::tilts back cup & refills::

*bluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppp*

This is fun! Maynard, where are you? The beer's getting warm!


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...


This message was edited by Rog2K on 3-29-01 @ 4:14 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
You wish you had the brain power to clean out the gene pool and kill yourself!!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

You wish you had the brain power to clean out the gene pool and kill yourself!!



Now why would I want to kill myself? Then I would miss all the fun of watching assholes like you live on this earth. Ya know Tfec guys like you are great, I mean really if it were not for you I dont know how I would get my wind shield clean when I am driving threw the city.

My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.
FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick Black
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 4:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Oooo a window washer? Is that the best your feeble little brain could come up with? My my, I guess you have a lot to think about picking up nails all day. Lemme ask you something are your parents pround that you're a real life pirate, or has your father never forgiven your mother for having you? BTW where's your parrot?

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Oooo a window washer? Is that the best your feeble little brain could come up with? My my, I guess you have a lot to think about picking up nails all day. Lemme ask you something are your parents pround that you're a real life pirate, or has your father never forgiven your mother for having you? BTW where's your parrot?





Ok first of all I could have come up with something much better but I did not think you would understand it.

Secondly yea my parents are very proud that I am a real life pirate, and i think you have my father confused with yours about having you.

and finaly about the parrot, wow you really love to make fun of my eye dont you? Well I guess thats all you really can make fun off. Well thats ok by me because you are just a worthless shit bag, who should have died in his moms box. You are a fucking walking show refrence who can not come up with an original thought. Holly Christ the first and only time I met you (thank god) you had a wow shirt on and did not stop quoting the god damn show. I really dont know why I keep wasting my time with you......

Oh wait i know why... Its because I feel bad for you and I know you like all the atention you are getting, even though you are to stupid to realise that it just makes you look like a complete and udder fool. Please do me a favor try to say something other then a refrence to my eye or a quote from the show, do you think you can do that sparky?

My adopted newbie is Voyer bus window licker report all transgressions to me.
FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick Black
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Man oh man do I love pushing buttons! Gee let me think hmm oh yea this is a board to the SHOW!! Which would be why myself and a ton of other people use those. But if you want because you did ask I will NOT make reference to the obvious. Btw nice sig pic I noticed it was not up before I called you cyclops and you call me unoriginal HA!

FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!
YOU MAY NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
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I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-29-2001 @ 6:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
when a FC thread goes over a hundered posts, i kinda expect better than "well you have one eye nyaaah nyahh." oh well you go with what you get.


Fuck you brokenjaw! lol


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critics are PLAYMATE01 and PolishPierogiBoy03251978

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