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darthziggy
Isles fan for life		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Ken's Pen - what can I say? I guess all this time at college has warped my fragile litte mind, and I can't recognize sarcasm as easily anymore. My bad dude, sorry to bust up any fun (although it looks like there's still plenty going around this thread)

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Currently a student at Franklin Pierce College. Go Ravens!
LET'S GO ISLANDERS
My Website
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 4:38 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
astrology rules.


>) >) >) >) >) >) >)
We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Ken'sPen schooled Alkey on teh randomness.


My thread was an homage, Mistar wingding.






Making Alkey's life easier...
By Hijacking his account & whoring his name out a few more times...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 4:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Darthziggy, Thanks for the olive branch.
no problem.

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 5:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Are we swinging from trees now?



Fez
The sky is blue		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 5:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Heh. My name moves.

HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 6:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
mine doesnt.


>) >) >) >) >) >) >)
We'll all look the same someday
And even now the robot starts to think
I wonder what it dreams
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 03-14-2002 @ 6:37 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
I don't do requests, hoo hoo



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 12:54 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
with a ten foot pole
Leave my penis out of this.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
TheJays
This status sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥h?m:
I MAKE COOL PICTURES
Proud To Be An American		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Is it posible to, not so much change my status, but to make it so that my threads no longer suck, too? Cant they rule? And I never got an email about the sig pic, I thought I sent one.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 1:56 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
Leave my penis out of this.


My ass?






Making Alkey's life easier...
By Hijacking his account & whoring his name out a few more times...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 8:40 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Can somebody change my name to Skutlbut?

fuck you danked
you will never be as cool as skutt

i sure do miss him :(

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, and pantee man...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Norton's Victim
posted on 03-15-2002 @ 8:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Is that a fuck you to danked or Danked because I always get those two confused.



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 9:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i think at this point its to both NV

i know its hard to tell them apart, i even have trouble sometimes, and i stalk him

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There's A Special Place In My Heart For Av8er

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, and BROTHER JOE((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW, Flock of Moosen, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, and Cancer Mike...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop ((The Youngans Club))

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-15-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
It's easy to remember, danked is the cool one.

Oh yeah,
I never took the time to find a cool sig pic,
could VG paint one for me?



This message was edited by Ken'sPen on 3-15-02 @ 9:07 AM
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Hey could one of the techie mods....FTL.....
give us a spell check feature, so I won't look like such an idiot.....

content of my posts aside.

Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 9:28 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Here you go Ken. For all your spell checking needs.

:rolleyes::):D


Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 9:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
I like snausages!!



"This is the last smile, that I'll fake for the sake of being with you. Everything falls apart even the people who never frown eventually brake down... The sacrifice of hiding in a lie!" Linkin Park 'Pushing Me Away'

I love the WNEW'S GIRL and the Follow This Logic

I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak, Da Bink.
Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 9:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I like snausages!!


Anyone wanna bet on where he likes them?

LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Huummmpf & PFFFFFFT......I guess I'm not getting that Pow Wow, huh? :P

Now why, all of a sudden, do I sense impending doom?



silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
quote:
Huummmpf & PFFFFFFT......I guess I'm not getting that Pow Wow, huh?


I'll Pow Wow if you tell me how.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-17-2002 @ 1:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I wish I would read Kens threads more regularly, I'd have loved to change yor status bitch.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
LunaBabe
Ok, I know this is all a ploy, but, I'll play anyway.

Dylan? BAH! I've heard BETTER!

JYD-4-LIFE
'Shrooomer		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 1:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:
I'll Pow Wow if you tell me how.



I will explain, Silera.

Pow Wow n.
1. a ceremony, esp. one accompanied by magic, feasting, & dancing, performed for the cure of
disease, success in a hunt, etc.

2. to have a council or conference





This message was edited by LunaBabe on 3-17-02 @ 1:13 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-17-2002 @ 1:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I can't promise the cure of any disease but I can promise you'll wake up with some.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 03-17-2002 @ 1:15 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
If we wake up at all...


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.


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