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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Picks up shovel and hits Unicron Zombie four times. Zombie falls to ground and disappears. Starts to shiver when hears woman's voice say "Mommy's hungry. Why do we hunger?"



Damn, I shiver just thinking about that voice.







220, 221, whatever it takes.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hands his towel to Sloat so that he can stop shivering. 20 points for being a tool



AIM: SkiT4you
Banana_juice
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
sits through the story of a fateful trip, then gets up, grabs the yellow ball from skitchr and bounces it up and down on his head 25 times till skitchr gets pissed.. 200 points for the 25 bounces.

proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class.
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Unicron
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
shakes off zombie spell, finds God, gets ressurected to fight evil.

7,008,768,035 God Points

skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Takes the ball from banana and kicks him in the nuts for playing with his head instead of his feet. We all know that americans suck at using their head with a soccer ball, they can however use their feet. Hands him a copy of the rule book and takes his 25 points.



AIM: SkiT4you
Banana_juice
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
reads the rulebook from cover to cover, kindly takes his 25 points back and gets another 50 for passing the quiz at the end of the rulebook

proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class.
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skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Walks over to Unicron and shakes his hand, taking some of his god findingness away and obtaining 500 god points in the process. Snickers on his way back to the peeing tree for stealing from god...



AIM: SkiT4you
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Shoots lightning bolts from my ass at Skitcher for stealing from god.
4 points for watching gods back



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Unicron
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Gives 5000 points to Maynard for the cool lightning from the bung trick

Brings down Fire and Brimstone upon skitchr4u for fucking with God....sends skitchr4u to hell for 15 minutes. Gets 200 damnation points

Banana_juice
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Tries the lightning from bung trick, but realizes that I am too new to the game to try it.. backfires and flares up some hemmorroids.. but gets 5000 for trying bung trick.

proud graduate of Newbie University. Honor Student of Lord Magus's class.
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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Tiptoes around Maynard's countless dildos and destroys him with a windstorm. Gets 6000 for turning this back into dirty game.



Resident Board Socialist

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IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
watches god kill the commie, then recieve 1400 points for being a good american. smacks unicron upside the head for no apparent reason, gets 50 points because the fucker deserved it.


was i a fool to think, the way you looked at me
i swear you did, but you looked away too quick
was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours
was i a fool to think at all

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Revives miracously thanks to god who is a socialist to shove a lighting bolt straight up cls's ass for 10000 points.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey AM, don't you not belive in God?this statement makes the Kommie Kid die again, and i get 7quadzillion God points

i didn't watch out so the insects got me, but
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
throw maynardball at the point value pole - all god points are devalued to the point where 7 quadzillion god points are wortl appox 3.5 real points. get 200,000 points, and i kill the commie bastard one more time just for the hell of it, no points necessary


was i a fool to think, the way you looked at me
i swear you did, but you looked away too quick
was i a fool to think that you'd take me home as if i was yours
was i a fool to think at all

My adopted mini-critic is Stefanie
Anyone wanting to be adopted can IM me at Jemo123

10 weeks and counting
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 10:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

hey AM, don't you not belive in God?this statement makes the Kommie Kid die again, and i get 7quadzillion God points


You are forgetting the fact that I am a Socialist and not a Communist. You lose once again when god takes his mighty staff and strikes all who oppose Socialism for 10000000000000000000 points.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Reaches into bag of tricks next to the maypole and pulls out the stick of doom. Hits AM and Unicron with it, gaining 250 stick trick points.



AIM: SkiT4you
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Laughs at skitch's stick of doom and pulls out my Boom Stick and blows skitchs right arm off so he can't masturbate anymore.
69 c-block points



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Laughs at maynards atempt to c-block...winks at him and reminds him of my lefthandedness. Takes back the 69 points from Maynard and then gets 10 gazillion more for being left handed!



AIM: SkiT4you
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Laughs at everyone for not knowing that points mean nothing in this game.
Receives $94 for being so jovial.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Mugs maynard of 84 bucks and gives it to the poor gets 60000 Socialism Points.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

SamH is MIA if you see him tell him to Report to the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
Arthur Dent
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Socialism demands that all adolescentmasturbator's points and possesions be divided evenly among all the players.






"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
laughs at Dent's ideas and steals his towel. Enjoys no new points but likes the idea of having another towel



AIM: SkiT4you
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:25 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
takes out the illogical bat and smacks dent in the back of the head with it for being logical. Gets 1000 abuse points.



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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 4:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Kicks out the stool Grump needed to be able to reach my head. Grump rolls down the hill and into the prickly bushes.

Pulls out spare towl and hits Skitch with a rats tail.




"I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears


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