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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

We will not waver. N.F.L.: Neutral For Life!

we?arent you the only one on the neutral faction?
also, anybody have an idea where i should go?AM offered to make me a minister, and thats my only offer so far


This is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
The Socialist C-Bloc stands for equality and freedom. Join Now Duvious. I'll give you a second chance.



Resident Board Socialist and Proud Founder of the Socialist C-Bloc
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I currently have brought no one into the International
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Neutrality? I don't know if I can lend myself to that thought. When the dust settles after the battle and blood soaks the earth, while tears are shed for those who died for their beliefs, how can I in good conscience bask in the warmth of the freedom I was unwilling to fight for? It is better to die for one's beliefs than to live a lie.

Of course, since I have no true moral ties to any of the parties involved, I can, without guilt, remain uninvolved. Of course, that is not the code of the warrior. There is blood to be spilt, riches to be won, spoils to be had, how can I resist? Oh..... I get it, perhaps Gooch isn't truly neutral at all? Could it be that he is simply lying in wait, allowing the stronger sects to battle each other to the point of destruction so that he may step in and seize control? Indeed a devious ploy Gooch..... I like your style, but how can you ever be trusted? :)



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Don't make me hit you with my Swedish Staff of Neutralilty FBDLIGNHYINGYANG


Lord Duvious
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
AM, I'd be more than willing, but I have three requests:

  1. I cannot be tried as a traitor by any leader of the Socialist UFC-bloc.
  2. I am given full rights as a member of the alliance with no probationary period.
  3. All leaders of the alliance sign off on my return to the fold.


I will await your word.



Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy
Without allegiance-Free Agent in the Board War

You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
1. I am completely independent of the UFC-Blockers. The only common tie we have is opposition to the HLJC.
2. I will give you that.
3. You can just get my word since that is all that matters in this case.



Resident Board Socialist and Proud Founder of the Socialist C-Bloc
Email me here
IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag

Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board
I currently have brought no one into the International
Lord Duvious
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
Done. My allegiance now belongs to the Socialist C-Bloc.




Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy

Soldier of Freedom-Long Live the Socialist C-Bloc

You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.


This message was edited by Lord Duvious on 8-17-01 @ 9:56 PM
bluecarpenter
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Be warned! The Bluecarpenter has pledged his allegiance to the Socialist C-Bloc Freedom Fighters. Any alliances from this point on are null and void. We stand alone in our quest for independence, freedom, and the affections of the many willing and available females of the board and a certain chat room. PC's are there for a reason. PRIVACY you friggin' tools!!!! That means it's none of your fuckin' business who I associate with, either in public or private. Furthermore, it is our intention not to destroy any other faction or sect or alliance. Only that we be left to our own self determined destiny. We will, however, be destroying anything and anyone who sees it as their mission in this place to stand in the way of our fun. Nobody here has more to lose by jammin' with the ladies. But it's my funeral. I'll go down on my terms, not the bullshit ideals of some antiquated faction of hasbeens, or some newfangled version of the old school cluttered with wannabe Jews who don't really remember how to the be Chosen Ones. Any and all ladies who want their freedom to explore the many possible pleasures, join us now and become one of our "BLOODY FEMS". I will personally guarantee your satisfaction.

Again...Be warned. Don't fuck with my Socialista Brethren. You Can't Handle My Sploogie on your face.

I am, officially, the Minister Of Females

Welcome aboard to Lord Duvious, Austin, And Dragon...My brothas


Thank you. And Goodnight

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE...BUT DON'T IGNORE ME

This message was edited by bluecarpenter on 8-17-01 @ 10:00 PM
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 10:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Our alliance with the UFC-Blockers is gone or should I say the C-Blockers + Kingpin. This in no way means allegiance to the HLJC. I say freedom to the posters. Down with the establishment!



Resident Board Socialist and Proud Founder of the Socialist C-Bloc
Email me here
IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag

Webmaster of the Undergound Unofficial I Hate WhackBagKid Message Board
I currently have brought no one into the International
Lord Duvious
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jul. 01
AM, email or IM me with the details of the dissolution of alliance. I'm curious as to what happened.

AIM: duvious
Yahoo: lordduvious




Proud Graduate of the AFDude Academy

Soldier of Freedom-Long Live the Socialist C-Bloc

You have to be prepared for the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
C-Bloc, align yourselves with me.

I know the true "Shining Path".

HLJC...materialistic, bourgeoise, sell us the rope to hang them, losers.

Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I have gotten Rone and a blow the HLJC we have taken Austin from them. You should pay more attention to your own members.



LMAO nice to see u fell for every single bit of my plan. Ya tool!! U actually thought i would join the Socialist C-Suck? Get the Eff out of here!
U can take ure stupid offer and shove it straight up ure commie ass!
Oh and...






Thx to FN Moron for the sig. -wCw- 1
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Wow the c-blockers look like they are done i think you can stick a fork in em. Lmao 4 members grumpy who doesnt post after 6 cause of nap time. OAS who also doesnt post at night cause his 6 inch thick glasses don't work well without sunlight. Kingpin who has to suck the puss out of howie's balls so he is gone. And maynard well who the fuck cares, lmao.

The socialist c-bloc hmmm well i am offering you an alliance with the HLJC. Together we shall own the board we shall rule and move on like locust to other boards and free them from the tyranny of the old ways of leadership. We must free them from the old pestilance that ruins other boards. Join us and we shall lead them into the land of milk and honey or atleast beer and women.

And slackjaw i rpmoise not to talk about your head if you join, lol come on man we bonded we are bro's now you must join us.

We must strike now the weekends are bingo mega weekends at the old folks homes so kingpin, grumpy and OAS are away so it leaves little maynard by himself.


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Is this the Tri-State area or the Middle East???

I've been reading this after having a bunch of Beers, and it's hysterical! You helped cheer me up after a difficult week. Also, I was wondering whatever happened to HKFC and his feud with Upuat. Anyone know where he is buried so I can leave flowers?

I think I'll sit on the sidelines a little longer until the action starts, setting up the MASH unit.

BTW, Gonzo, who's the cute Shiksa???

DR. Buster Hymen (Member of the Tribe)

DR. Buster Hymen
"Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh"
[email protected]
o&aswallow
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
As king of the c-blockers and deeply greatfull to the loyal support of the UFC, I must issue a strong warning to the socialists. If you stand alone there will be no spoils for you to share when the inevitable victory is ours. And there are delectible spoils at stake. The HLJC is steadfast in their objective. Allbeit misguided, they seem willing to fight to the bitter end. This fight will leave them empty handed, holding nothing in their hands but their limp junk. The socialists are encourged to reconsider. The HLJC's attempt to divide and conquer will fail and the socialists will need to have a strong backing.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
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It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 08-17-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
I am happy to anounce that I have left the c-blockers.. I never really was one to begin with. SO now I am HLJC 4 ever. were do I send my money for the cause?

FUCK YOU TEQUILA

Pit black shape with eyes of fire
Telling people their desire
Satan's sitting there, he's smiling
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh no, no, please God help me!



Newbies No mas once again. If you are interested in being adopted AIM. OAbrokenjaw or e-mail [email protected]

o&aswallow
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Well BJ it is true you were never a c-blocker. But you easily jump to the side of a band of mis-guided heebs trying as always, to get laid, but as usual they end up watching porn and playing whacky whacky. I feel for them knowing that they grow up realizing that jewish women don't give head, so it's easy for them to fantasize about seeking pleasures from a hootchie. If this is the life you choose, then live with this stigma for all eternity.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 8-18-01 @ 12:10 AM
slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Gonz, while I am tempted by your offer, my loyalties do not come cheap. I am not just some schlub off the street. This is one battle tested, seasoned veteran. You can't just pick up a free agent merc of my caliber for a couple of pounds of lox.

I will not sign with any faction until the c-blockers have had a chance to make a legitimate offer.... of course, if they are foolish enough to think they can win the battle without some young blood, than so be it. I will not wait forever, the trumpets blare, the cannons howl and my heart calls me to battle. The taste of blood can not be quelled for long..... you have precious little time blockers..... I am looking for some good Israeli battle gear as we speak.



School's out, shouldn't you have a job?

The Slackjaw School of Satire and Sodomy has completed the removal of all carcinogens..... now they are Tequila's mess! We are officially back in business, first new adoptee gets a lifetime pass to the new fun park facilities! Yes, yes, Spermie World is up and running! Two Slots open.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:19 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey one eyed willy. I should have known you wanted to be another dirty money grubbing kike. You shall burn in the camps like the rest of them.

The c-blockers are always watching. Have you children finished bickering among yourselves? You see, it doesn't matter how many people join us and leave, because we don't need anyone else. We have a core group that could take on any opponent. WE are not worried. When you are finished fighting amongst yourselves come back to the fight.


It's just "I love you" can mean a lot of things, like "You'll do till someone
better comes along", or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know I'm
supposed to say this", or "Shut up, I'm watchin' TV"...


Adopted Dukey77777 on 8/13/01. Let me know if he pisses in your wheaties.
o&aswallow
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Slackjaw, youth is welcomed but our offer to you would not be based on youth alone. Look at the lovely ladies of this board. When push comes to shove will they be happy to be classified as a common hoochie? Or will they always come back to be placed on a pedestal and be cherished and protected. Will they want a 30 second thrill ride or never ending ecstacy?

Your support and allegance is desired. But only you can make that decision. Where will the ladies want to be in the end? Thats where you should align yourself.

The cheap insults of the HLJC have no merit. GS suggested I don't post at night because I'm too old. Well my best work is accomplished in the late evening hours. And C-teasers and hootchies alike know that all too well.

The Decision is yours SJ as it is everyones.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at [email protected]

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey the one eye made a good decision for once! welcome abord brokenjaw (you're still a bitch though)

we are growing in numbers and shall crush you puny c-blockers very soon


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critics are ScubaSteve and drusilla.


10 days and counting until GrkQT can host the "CLS is finally gone" party
virgingrrl
and i am apologizing now for the spelling errors, its 34 am and im drunk, so no time for spell check! Gotcha, SLASH i'll mmmm momo all i want! and you cant stop me!
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
well now ain't this some funny shit...

...squint your eyes and look closer
i'm not between you and your ambition
i am a poster girl with no poster
i am thirty-two flavors and then some
and i'm beyond your peripheral vision
so you might want to turn your head...
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 12:49 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Slackjaw i know you won't come cheap but here it goes.

The c-blcokers consist of 4 members grumpy who is never around. Kingpin who is too busy shining his wooden leg. OAS lol ok and maynard lmao anyway.

We are strong and youthful plus you have me. I will offer you the spoils of mod support and my loyal friendship.

And soon AM will ally himself with us and together we will take on the other factions till we reign supreme.

Join us slackjaw, join the winning team plus we have great medical and hoochies. Plus we have just acquired a new member welcome NJstrawberry as the newest Co-Executive Hoochie of the HLJC


If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it
Crush the glass from my bare hands and swallow it
Then spit it back in the faces of you racists
and hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit
You Liberace's, Versace's, and you nazis
Watch me, cause you thinkin you got me in this hot seat
You motherfuckers wanna JUDGE me cause you're NOT me


She-Mail Me Here

CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

welcome NJstrawberry as the newest Co-Executive Hoochie of the HLJC

man...you guys could not be more fucked.


Here I am expecting just a little bit
Too much from the wounded
But I see, See through it all
See through,
And see you.


My adopted Mini-critics are ScubaSteve and drusilla.


10 days and counting until GrkQT can host the "CLS is finally gone" party
njstrawberry
posted on 08-18-2001 @ 1:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

As king of the c-blockers


Your age doesn't make you King. Just reaffirms the fact that you are old. LMFAO

Thank you for that warm welcome my darling. I will try not to tarnish this appointed seat but I can't help taking full advantage of the perks that come with it. (IE: New office with name plate on door and year round vacations around the world on the C-Blocker's expense). LMFAO

Hey C-Blockers - Block me if you dare mutha f'ers!


I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
DON'T UNDER ESTIMATE THE PSYCHO FACTOR IN MY HEAD


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 8-18-01 @ 1:07 AM


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