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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 11 - Will they fire me this time?
spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
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hmm, straw, what do you have to offer? ;)

Did someone hear something? Oh, I guess the wind blew open the door hehehe >)

Magoo, you are more than welcome to join us...Full details to come :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
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Ah na na....
There's a BIG differrence between a gogo bar and a strip club...
I'm shy.. when a half naked women starts crawling al over me in front of 3 OTHER women who I socialize with semi-regularly.. I'm GOING to look a little trapped..
At a go go bar they're just scantily clad (and usualy the lap dances are PRIVATE heh heh...)
I mean.. for crying out loud.. when my friends first started dragging me to go go bars.. they couldn't get me through the DOOR unless I had my sketchbook handy.. and then I'ld sit in a corner busily drawing and trying to look anything OTHER than a horny guy lmao..
I was.. and AM.. such a tool lol!


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njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
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Ummmm...what do I have to offer...I am thinking...Well, hell I got a ceiling fan ! LMFAO

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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
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Hippies are mean!

BAH!


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Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

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njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
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Full details to come...

Do I smell a party with alcohol..lots o lots of alcohol??????

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
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quote:

Do I smell a party with alcohol..lots o lots of alcohol??????

You can only come if you let some strange women undress you with their teeth again. ;-)

njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
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Awwww aaaaaaagain??? lol Christ can't they learn a new technique? Like unclasping my bra with their clit or something? LMFAO

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
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quote:

Like unclasping my bra with their clit or something?

Now THAT I've got to see.

njstrawberry
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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You and me both man...LOL


Alrighty, I am out like sauerkraut for lunch...
Happy munching to all of you...

Drunken GW
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
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Howdy folks. Wish I could have made it. By the time I was done with softball it was 8:15, and I definateley had to shower. It was balls hot yesterday at 7pm, so I didn't make it due to uncleanliness. The PR shower would have made me look and feel like a scumbag. If I went home I wouldn't have made it to Morristown till about 10, so I stayed local.

...and to think I would have seen the 2 veteran c-teasers dancing.....I've got 2 twenties for your g strings.:)






spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
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quote:

If I went home I wouldn't have made it to Morristown till about 10

Not a good excuse, Vos didn't even go on til after 10 and we all hung out til after 1 :P

And Metal, GW thinks I'm worth a whole 20 :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
Metalfan
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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quote:

And Metal, GW thinks I'm worth a whole 20



Now Spit....you said a buck fity more than what I have on me right now....you don't know what that is, now do you? Also, what currency is GW talking about? If he has 20 yen, I got a couple of pennies for ya too....LOL

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Ronreddog
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
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Well, back from another lunch! This week has been great!

Off to say some goodbyes, be back soon!


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Please WOW this bully today!

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BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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I raise ya, $5.00.....


Metalfan
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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quote:

I raise ya, $5.00.....



A pawn shop is gonna pay that much for the suit? Ponderous, f'in ponderous

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Drunken GW
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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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quote:

If he has 20 yen


looks in wallet and dust falls out

Looks like you got me Metal. LMFAO

Honestly I wanted to go. I was looking forward to Dream buying me a drink.:) I guess I'll just have to wait till the 14th to meet the rest of you.
By the way we did beat the 1st place team, put the NJ sheriffs down!! Even if the umpire could have used a new set of glasses.






Metalfan
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:43 PM      
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quote:

Even if the umpire could have used a new set of glasses.



I thought Grump was in Morristown with the gang last night....TOG

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Damn you metal. You beat me to it.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Damn you metal. You beat me to it.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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You mean I go out to see the Bada Bing girls and while I'm away Straw sneaks in? My life sucks. And I'm not even in on the inside jokes anymore. Am I losing my spot? Do I have something to worry about?


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posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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quote:

Happy munching to all of you...


Thank you.

BTW, am I much MORE intimidating in person than any of you thought?

That comment caught me unawares. Sean is gonna be pissed.

spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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quote:

BTW, am I much MORE intimidating in person than any of you thought?


Um, no :)

Sean still wins that title


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Spit, that was Gonzo's comment in the Vos thread in GD.

Not my own assertion.

spitfire421
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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I know, I read it and I still say that gonzo must have been high on that wacky weed when he thought that


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
gonzo
posted on 06-28-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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Well, I already posted my thoughts on last night in the GD thread, but I'll simply add these:

1) I did not know who Mr. Irony was, but I'll assume he was the only one more stoned than me last night....
2) Straw...$5? I paid you $10 for a CD that sounds like it was recorded in a cave...it's harder to understand what Vos is saying than it was to understand Grumpy's introductions last night...
3) Spit and DW dancing in a titty bar? AAAAUUUGHHHHHH!! Why didn't I go?? Banana, this is all your fault. I'm not quite sure why, but I'm blaming you anyway....
4) Okay, I know I'm begging to be tooled on here, but could someone please explaing the ceiling fan thing to me so I don't feel as clueless as that first comic?


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

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This message was edited by gonzo on 6-28-01 @ 2:26 PM


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