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LiveNudeTeens
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
toadie
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Those irrepressible scamps!

Proud to be edumacated by ClusterF!

I'll be quiet now.
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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:35 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Aug. 01
Heroin...more people should overdose on it


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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Some people can read sarcasm through text, some can't. And yes, I love when Norton uses words like Scoundels, Ruffian, and Kaibosh instead of dirty words- it makes it more gooder

And:
quote:

Then later in the show Freeda called in (and you all know what a precosious little devil she is). They chatted for two or three hours on the air
might be one of the funniest lines ever said describing Don and Mike.



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zootybang
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 8:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Finally, the type of humor that i truly enjoy. I laughed my fuckin' ass off at this.
Nothing is funnier than well-executed, intelligent sarcasm.




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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Dude get adopted please, theres nothing else i can say to this post.


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FedEx Racer
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Nice job Mr. Aids. Has anyone noticed that Those tools D & M do a whole hour of news? I guess its tough for them to fill four hours. Can you just imagine what a pair of rubes Don's wife and son are? They are so smug and condescending. They will never make it in New York with that lame redneck schtick. I could go on for hours, but I have already wasted everyone's time....Punch out Maverick...

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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OMG Mr. Aids....welcome a board! I thought this was gonna be another one of those why did I open this threads...but I was wrong... :)


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VooDude
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I laughed so hard I raped a child.

I have to agree with my mentor, Arthur Dent...
that's one of the sickest/funniest things I've read on this board.




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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
LOL -- @ Corps and Joey --- Cause it's funny cause it's not me being mr Mod today (now if they only posted that letter I'de feel even better)

Welcome MR.Aids intersting 1st few posts -seek adoption :)



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posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Aids great post that was fn hilarious. Don and Mike Suck!!



"In the proper context of comedy ANYTHING goes"
GonzoStyle
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 10:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

I laughed so hard I raped a child



I know mods aren't allowed to adopt but how perfect would this be, lmmfao. i am so proud finally someone i can feel a closeness to, what say Mr. Aids and i go decapitate a hooker in central park and take turns fucking her while the other works the head like a puppet and makes it watch us fuck her corpse, till it starts to smell like a coal miners ass in texas heat.


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WookiePoolParty
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:08 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Mr.AIDS, from another thread:
quote:

Not only do I hope your mother has a miscarriage, I hope she had a room painted and a name picked out.

Damn, this guy's good.
-one of the times that I actually lol'd... lol


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Crash_NYC
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 6:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Yo, Mr. AIDS: Chill the fuggout, listen, learn. You're coming off like a tool.

Crash_NYC
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 6:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
.......But Don & Mike definitely need to have a bucket of AIDS thrown on them. We need someone to start the 'inbred thread' from D&M's Rooster-poop, Idaho affiliate. "Are the rumors of webbed-feet and blue-tint skin true?"

ThatTerribleAwfulNegro
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 6:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Mr.AIDS, from another thread:

quote:

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Not only do I hope your mother has a miscarriage, I hope she had a room painted and a name picked out.
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Damn, this guy's good.



Mr. AIDS is batting a thousand so far! Good job.

"I hope she had a room painted and a name picked out"-
daaaaaaaamn!!- lol- that's right up there with the
best of Norton!


quote:


Yo, Mr. AIDS: Chill the fuggout, listen, learn. You're coming off like a tool.





"YO"...Crash_NYC- No he isn't! Right now, the only one
coming off like a tool is...{drumroll please}Crash_NYC!
(But it's not my place yet to start calling people on the board tools)
(But I'll make an exception! ;) ) It's called sarcasm, Crash- look into it!


NewYorkDragons80
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 7:53 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
In-fucking-credible!!! This guy posts one of the funniest topics ever by a newbie and there are still tools telling him to get adopted.
New Fan
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 7:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Its the Don and Mike Show and they will say what they wish.

Radio Gods



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Cranky Ass
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I'd love to adopt the shit out of this guy if he'll let me. I have a feeling he'll get along just fine on his own though.

Just the kind of lil' brother I always wanted. ;)

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posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Amazing how, no matter how they try, not a single
member of the Dong and Mice crew can do an
impression.



BarleyScotch
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
Literary genius, Mr. AIDS! Sarcasm rules!! Still new but that's the funniest damn thing I've read here. I might just wait till this guy's an adopter - I'd be proud to be the first on his lineage!



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Roid Rage
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Amazing how, no matter how they try, not a single member of the Dong and Mice crew can do an
impression.


[heavy sarcasm]Oh, I don't know. I had the misfortune of being in the car today while Mike was doing his Jim Cook impression, and I though it was great!!! Much better than Anthony's!!![/heavy sarcasm]
DiamondDust
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 3:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Could it possible that Mr. Aids is in fact Mr. Norton?



Just another observation of insanity.
2balls4$
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
You guys may also remember that they (D & M) are the same individuals that stated that O & A would never make as much money as they (D & M) do...O & A will never get as high a share as they (D & M) have...a 10 nor will O & A ever be syndicated. Damn, even a dentist can't find them funny...

New Fan
posted on 08-24-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I dont think Ken or Jeremy would appreciate this thread



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