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skydiver
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 7:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I hope Greed walks in on his 2 year odl daughter to be masturbating with a barbie doll and eating a periodblood icepop with underwear lint in it!

and
quote:

I hope as you fall down the elevator shaft, you happen to get caught on a nail and you are able to prop yourself up so you are safe, but then someone shoots you with an AIDS dart.


Mirth....are you and Norton cousins?
Holy shit THAT was funny as hell! I have to bow to you too for that one.

Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 09-17-2001 @ 11:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I wish it was me,but I can't spell as good as Greed. Let me tell you Norton is as funny as anyone out there, he's a good guy, and looks great in a sun dress. He's the second mother of my children and I won't put up with anyone thrashing her. Vos



RichVos.com
Sluggo667
SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh...
I am not allowed to tell anyone.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 12:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Vos...Youre such a bitch...
There's enough of Jim to go around...


Sluggo667

This message was edited by Sluggo667 on 9-18-01 @ 2:04 AM
GonzoStyle
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:28 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Norton could be volunteering for the last 72 hours straight, and donating his yearly salary this year.



hey dick follow your own advice instead of sitting here knit-picking a comedians source of humor get out there and lend a hand, if you can stop diddling it up your ass. And donate his salary? what is he supposed to live on? Not like he is Jay Mohr and he has that fox sports new and narrating documentaries money rolling in.

and great now Vos replied, lol ok folks thread is dead move on nothing to see here, Vos done fucked it up for everyone.


"For all we have and are, for all our children's fate,
stand up and take the war, the Hun is at the gate!"
--- Rudyard Kipling

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Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
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I enjoy C&BT
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

I wish it was me,but I can't spell as good as Greed. Let me tell you Norton is as funny as anyone out there, he's a good guy, and looks great in a sun dress. He's the second mother of my children and I won't put up with anyone thrashing her. Vos


i've gone over this post a hundred times and i still cant find the plug. i am very confused.

Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
What did you say??

FN MORON FUCKS SHEEP?????

~FallenAingL~
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred
Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Where's the Five Star Rating on this thread? :-)



Thine In Honor,
~FallenAingL~

"But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal




This message was edited by ~FallenAingL~ on 9-18-01 @ 11:51 AM
disgustip8ed
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Goddamn, Only Norton could imagine someone slipping, while having, accidentally, pulled out there junk and shoved into a tight little child.

Never has Awefull been so good.

Norton, you rule.

And Greed, your opinions and voice are welcome, you shouldn't be kicked out. If we didn't have tools like yourself, we wouldn't know just how lucky the rest of us are not to be you.


I hope this is what you wanted
I hope this is what you had in mind
cause this is what your getting
i hope your choking, i hope you choke on this. Maynard James Keenan
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

FN MORON FUCKS SHEEP?????

I guess pot does have ill effects on your sex life and mental capacity to tell women from sheep. ;)


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Norton - ::golf clap:: well said my brotha, well said. Here I was thinking I was the only obnoxious asshole with a bad temper. Greed proved me wrong.

quote:

we are all going to hell!!


I call shotgun. I'll save everyone a seat.

FN - when you're done with the sheep, Wilbur would like a moment of your time please. He said something about you giving great reach arounds.



September 11, 2001
In our hearts you will live forever!
Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace!


Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 09-18-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

he's a good guy, and looks great in a sun dress. He's the second mother of my children and I won't put up with anyone thrashing her.



1 point.


Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste
Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith
Vos2803
BUTTERCUP
It may be an old Mercedes, but it's still a fucking Mercedes!
Its different then Love Line because its on VH1.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
thanks every point counts



RichVos.com
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 4:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

thanks every point counts

Vos what are you at right now, 4 or 5?


opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 5:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
Is someone going to adopt this "jimnorton" character soon? ;)

quote:

liquified genital warts.


I think I drank that this weekend... kinda tangy.


I'm not letting them think they've won,
If they think it's over,
I'll keep this going til the end,
This has only just begun

disgustip8ed
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
You can tell things are getting normal because we are starting to tool on Vos again . . .


I hope this is what you wanted
I hope this is what you had in mind
cause this is what your getting
i hope your choking, i hope you choke on this. Maynard James Keenan

This message was edited by disgustip8ed on 9-18-01 @ 6:25 PM
FN Moron
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posted on 09-18-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ok, what part of...
quote:

They're not my sheep...they belong to Fez...he's the sheep fucker around here...
...didn't you understand?
quote:

So what where you doing with the sheep?
Well Joey...you should know...I was supposed to drop them off at your house
quote:

What did you say??
FN MORON FUCKS SHEEP?????
No Fez...Like I said before....You're the Sheep Fucker....
quote:

FN - when you're done with the sheep, Wilbur would like a moment of your time please. He said something about you giving great reach arounds.
Hey Grump...the only Pig i ever gave the reach around too was your Mom ;)




madbam
posted on 09-18-2001 @ 11:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Norton .......you are off da hook yo!


Thanks PanterA for my sig pic.............


"It rubs the lotion on it's skin...It does this whenever it's told.."
alyssajones
posted on 09-19-2001 @ 3:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
Norton's humor is such that, although hysterical, you can't help but feel bad for laughing. When I listen, I cringe, yet laugh and enjoy every minute of it!

Death is not supposed to be funny--yet, norton's death scenarios are so un-fucking-believable they manage to be incredibly funny.




It's not who you love, but how.
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 3:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
this O&A board is based on the O&A show. the humour that flys here is what works on the show. if you don't like what you hear, bitch about it. but it's not jim's place to be noble and sincere and thoughtful. his life, his job, his paycheck, is all about being a bastard. you make me cringe, jim, but, shit, i'll always respect your american right to be an a-hole. viva la norton.



"I'll fly my country's flag outside my home everyday for the rest of my life, even if it's three inches tall and hoisted on a toothpick! GOD BLESS AMERICA!" --My dad

Thank you to all the vets who have helped me to believe.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

i'll always respect your american right to be an a-hole


Hell Katya-Ann, I've been an a-hole for years and people haven't said anything to me about it. Well, at least not to my face.

Viva La A-Holes!


September 11, 2001
In our hearts you will live forever!
Rest in Peace my brothers and sisters. Rest in Peace!


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I've been an a-hole for years and people haven't said anything to me about it. Well, at least not to my face.

Sorry if we don't tell you often enough Frump.
You're and A-HOLE!

attila
posted on 09-20-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
NICE!!!! Jim. You're commentary is dead on accurate.You are brutally honest in a time where political correctness is at an all time high. This is what makes you so funy.You don't give a shit about who you offend. You come straight out and tell people off with comments that most people have in their minds but are too afraid to reveal it.Like drinking an AIDS slurpee being of them. Fuck em' all and just be yourself Norton. I love ya.By the way I am a Girl. Just so you wouldn't think I was gay or something in my praise of you.

Sweet Merciful Crap!


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