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disgustip8ed
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
"I'm telling you Ant, the XFL will be huge."

"I'm thinking that Sandy is the one."

"Bad Ronald, the next Beastie Boys."

"Have you heard of this Froy guy, no one likes him."

"Mr. Mason, forget everything you ever heard about the sequel not being as good as the original."



'Where your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
"Don't worry honey, our kids are in good hands with Uncle Gonzo"



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
disgustip8ed
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
"That theory will never catch. Just because one Finch has a different beek from another Finch, doesn't prove anything."

"Its in the bag. There is no way Norwood can miss this kick."




'Where your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 2:01 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

"That theory will never catch. Just because one Finch has a different beek from another Finch, doesn't prove anything."
nice Beagle reference.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Saturday October 6--CBS: 8- Touched by an Angel, 9- Citizen Baines premier, 10- The District...NBC: 8- Fear factor (repeat), 9- Law and Order: Criminal Intent (repeat of premiere), 10- UC: Undercover (repeat of premiere), 11:30- SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, host Stifler...FOX: Cops, America's Most Wanted...ABC: Good Will Hunting...WB: 7- premiere of Mutant X (X-Men Rip off), 8- Total Recall
slickvic
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 3:00 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
"Internet shminternet"

"Go for it Juice, you will be the last one they'll suspect"

"70 homeruns in one season? haha yeah right!"






Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 8:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00

The Colts are a lock

John Elway can't win the big one





This message was edited by Canweseeyourstuff on 10-6-01 @ 8:50 AM
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
* "The auto-mobile will never catch on, horse drawn carriages will always reign supreme"
* (circa 1929) "The stockmarket sure is sky rocketing, there's no end in site"
* And of course, Charles Hughes (Opie's great uncle) was a newspaper reporter. Here's one of his articles



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Saturday October 6--CBS: 8- Touched by an Angel, 9- Citizen Baines premier, 10- The District...NBC: 8- Fear factor (repeat), 9- Law and Order: Criminal Intent (repeat of premiere), 10- UC: Undercover (repeat of premiere), 11:30- SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, host Stifler...FOX: Cops, America's Most Wanted...ABC: Good Will Hunting...WB: 7- premiere of Mutant X (X-Men Rip off), 8- Total Recall
HydratedPeach
So... how did you get your spiffy new status?
Age-Challenged Sexual Tension Relief Worker
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 01
"Noah, what's the big deal? It's just a slight drizzle."

"Judas? Sure, Jesus, I'd trust that guy with my life."

"Well, Mr. Oswald, we ordinarily don't give tours at the book depository, but I don't see why you can't have a look around. Lock up when you're done, though, OK?"

"John, I think Yoko's a fine girl. I'm sure the other guys will love her."


HydratedPeach
Graduate of FollowThisLogic's School of Hard Knocks
DR. Buster Hymen
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Some more recent examples:
"Hey, I got a GREAT idea for an April Fool's Bit"

"Showing Breasts on a Bus with windows IS a good idea & legal in NYC"

"Anal in Ken Stevens' office is worth 50 points"

"There's nothing wrong with Pumpkin Picking"



DR. Buster Hymen
Spread Your Legs & Say Aaahhhh
Buster_Hymen@opieanthony.com

Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-06-2001 @ 2:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
"Don't worry Captain, icebergs never travel this far south in April"

"Listen guys, 'Mr. Roboto' is going to make you bigger than the Beatles"



I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 4:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

"Stop scaring the kids, they gave us soap... so real water has to come out of these shower-heads"



OUCH!



what's it going to be then...........................eh?
Sysmic00
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 6:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
"Yeah, Anthony, I think you should mention how hot
the Olsen twins are getting to the Times Magazine
reporter!"


YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR PULSE, I
THINK THE HEARSE WENT BY!!

This message was edited by Sysmic00 on 10-6-01 @ 6:57 PM
TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 7:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
"Those cell phones will never catch on"

"Who the hell needs a computer??"

"Digital speedometers are the wave of the future"



11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
SOBERMAN
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
1986 World Series:
with 2 out and nobody on, bottom of the 9th, Mets up and trailing by a run....
Opie, huge Mets fan, says,
"The Red Sox are finally going a World Series"
Screw the Curse of the Bambino, its
The Curse of Opie's Sports Predictions!!!!!


SOBERMAN
posted on 10-06-2001 @ 7:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
Note to self:
ALWAYS click preview!
I am such a tool!
What did you expect from a Red Sox fan?!
The Red Sox are finally going to win the World Series!
Thanks OPIE!!!
Red Sox,win and World Series, in one sentence: NEVER a good idea!

sheetbag
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 2:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

Note to self:
ALWAYS click preview!
I am such a tool!
What did you expect from a Red Sox fan?!
The Red Sox are finally going to win the World Series!
Thanks OPIE!!!
Red Sox,win and World Series, in one sentence: NEVER a good idea!



the edit button works wonders too




I am proud to be an american where at least i know i'm free.
Graduate of Austin University (thanks for all your help)

comments, news, hate mail


TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 2:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
"Vos, you'll be the funniest comic ever on the show."

"Kevin, the week in review is a great idea for you"

"Mein Furher we have no need for long range bombers"

"Pearl Harbor is perfectly safe"



11 Sep 01: A day we will always remember, a day those bastards will never forget!!
Shifty
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 00
"100 gold pieces on Goliath over Davey in the first round"

Ken'sPen
[Sarcasm]
Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
I'm tellin ya, Liston is the baddest son of a bitch on the Planet.

I don't care what the Vikings are offering, we MUST keep Hershel Walker.

Cluster F
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 9:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
"E.T...what a waste of time to go see that. It's never going to be a successful movie."

"I'm telling you, Major League Soccer is going to be the next big thing in this country."

"Hey Jets, dont worry about setting up a defense, Marino is definitely going to spike the ball here."

AIM: GMoneyBagz

Proud Member of The Crack Committee

The Quintessential Studmuffin of opieanthony.com
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
"This Crystal Pepsi stuff will be huge"

"Sure, give him Chechoslovakia, I trust him, he has an honest face"

"Of course we're safe here in France, they built the Maginoit Line"


Whether we bring our enemies to justice,
or bring justice to our enemies,
justice will be done.
windowlck
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
"The way the Market is going the NASDAQ should hit 6000 by next week!!"




"DON'T LET THE TIME PASS WAITIN' FOR THE ANSWER" - Fear Factory
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-07-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
"Hey Mama Cass, I know this deli on the corner that makes the greatest ham sandwich."

"I hope the Mets trade Nolan Ryan, he'll never fit in a starting rotation."

"No Ms. Fonda, sitting in that anti-aircraft gun will give you great publicity."

"Of course air travel is safe Buddy, Richie, and Bopper. You've got nothing to worry about."


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
damn opie & his sports curse. damn him!



what's it going to be then...........................eh?
disgustip8ed
posted on 10-07-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
per Opie's suggestion on Friday

"I don't think Bonds is gonna hit anymore homerruns. Nobody is gonna pitch to him."

OPIE YOU ASS!!!



'Where your crutch like a crown of negativity.
Calculate what we will not tolerate.
Desperate to control, all and everything.
Unable to forgive, Scarlet letterman.' MJK


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