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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 4:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Is there a speech therapist in the house?




Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance .


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Scrappleking
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 4:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
Dude- you're making fun of fucking Ozzy? Fuck off dick. That's what rocking out for over 20 years sounds like man. Ozzy is a fucking legend, he did it harder than anyone. Show some respect c-smoker.

"Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours."
NJopposition
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Ant has mastered yet another impression, im likin the use of the megaphone too, its like a Tyson/Ozzy hybrid....

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
When they said "the legend" who else thought Dice was on the phone?

Only Ozzy could be that deaf and out of it while simultaneously being cooler than anyone you've ever heard.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Thursday October 18-CBS: Survivor, CSI....NBC: usual...FOX: Yankees V Mariners...ABC: Whose Line, Millionaire...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed
resented
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Ozzy sounds like he's had one too many "microphones" in his mouth over the years.

Mr. Brownstone
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Dude- you're making fun of fucking Ozzy? Fuck off dick. That's what rocking out for over 20 years sounds like man. Ozzy is a fucking legend, he did it harder than anyone. Show some respect c-smoker

Suck my C.



Narrator:

In an abandoned warehouse with no lights, just shadows,
and soon, no rabbits, the purpose of the event is to pass
the torch from one generation Heavy Metal to the next.

And there he lies, in his black leather hunting outfit,
with his shotgun guitar, with spikes coming out of it,
Ozzy Fudd, _The Rabbit Slayer_.

Ozzy Fudd:

vs 1

In the dead of night,
A shimmering wight,
Cleave of a Bwade,
And the devil is paid.
When the axe comes down,
A chillin' sound,
Steel against the head,
Another wabbit's dead.
I'm a wabbit swayer,
A guitar pwayer,
With a nasty habbit
KILL DA WABBIT!

(Elmer Fudd laughter)

vs 2

I'm a mean mistreator,
A wabbit 'ceasetor,*
And I predict,
A bwoody Easter.
A scurring shadow,
And the shadow moves to stab it,**
And the night air echos
KILL DA WABBIT!!!!!

KILL DA WABBIT!!!!! (repeated another 8 times screaming it)

And there won't be anymore Wabbits around!
No more Roger Wabbit!
No more Peter Wabbit!
And no more pway boy bunny wabbits!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....be vewy, vewy careful!






Two openings available at Mr. Brownstone Academy of Dance .


I see stupid people...They're everywhere...They don't know they're stupid...
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If Ozzy's kids have any brains at all, they won't need to be told not to do drugs, their father's condition should tell them volumes about using. Personally, Ozzy's music is nice, but as a person he's highly entertaining.

Justin Sain
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 5:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Ozzy is a washed up pussy whipped Sr. citezen has been,sure he WAS cool,but his time has way since past,it's time to hang up the saddle and put that fat horse out to pasture,Take his balls off your chin and you'd see it,I guess it's hard for Ozzy fans to see how lame he his,since the typical Ozzy fan only has a veiw of Ozzy's big fat bellybutton on account of having his old wrinkled cock in their mouths.Ozzy died with Randy R.

"Shiii I aint yo baby daddy"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 10-18-2001 @ 6:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Ozzy makes for a great character. He's like a living cartoon. You really can't take him seriously in any capacity.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
DannyNoonan
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Ozzy's music is nice, but as a person he's highly entertaining.
and,
quote:

You really can't take him seriously in any capacity.


'bout time.;)

quote:

KILL DA WABBIT!!!!! (repeated another 8 times screaming it)

Always funny.


I love the garlic.

spitfire421
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Ozzy died with Randy R.


WHAT!!!??? Have you ever heard of a little album called No More Tears? Zakk Wylde is just as good, if not better, than Randy Rhoades(although who knows what he could've done if he didn't tragically die)...and Joey Holmes, well, he is a solid guitarist too. There really hasn't been a bad Ozzy album.

Have you actually seen Ozzy lately, or does your momma not let you go to concerts yet? Yes, he is getting older, but he's a fantastic performer still to this day. He has more energy and charisma than just about any other artist I've ever seen. He's like a deranged child on the stage :)


We Have Not YetBegun To Fight
NEVER FORGET!!!
I'm playing mommy to FN Sluggo...hey, 2 heads are always more fun :)
Justin Sain
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 6:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
OK ok,I'll retract a SMALL part of that post,and no I haven't seen him in a long long time,and I haven't been under mommys supervision since my 18th b-day some 13 years ago if your curious.I stand by the rest of my post though,he's still a hasbeen....

"Shiii I aint yo baby daddy"
brother joe
I write the songs that make the whole world sing....
...the Patty Duke Theme
I got the Clap from AMY!
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Zakk Wylde is just as good, if not better, than Randy Rhoades


uh....no....Not true. everything else you said is pretty correct, but...umm... not that. that's all I have to say. you guys carry on.


I am Joe...aka Ricky Martin(thanks to Froy)...and I will still give the people what they want!...
Rockmoor
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
#1 - Ozzy rules
#2 - Ant can take the simplest concept or phrase
and turn it into pure gold.



Justin Sain
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Just an observation here,I'm not name calling or anything,but has anyone else ever noticed that white trash will defend ozzy like niggers defend oj?

"Shiii I aint yo baby daddy"
spitfire421
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Let me clarify Joe, I'm just a huge Zakk fan, all of his side projects and solo stuff, so that's mostly my personal opinion. I don't think Randy had enough time to actually show everything he could do, and Zakk has by-passed what he has done and in some many different styles of music as well. They had 2 totally different musical backgrounds so it's hard to judge...I just may have phrased myself wrong.


We Have Not YetBegun To Fight
NEVER FORGET!!!
I'm playing mommy to FN Sluggo...hey, 2 heads are always more fun :)
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

He has more energy



That I have to disagree with. I've been an Ozzy fanatic since I'm 8 years old. Every show I've ever seen him at he just walks back & forth with a jump every 10 mins. I love the guy to death and his stage shows are awesome, but a ball of energy he is not.



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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 9:59 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Just an observation here,I'm not name calling or anything,but has anyone else ever noticed that white trash will defend ozzy like niggers defend oj?
Not true. I'm not white trash, I doubt spit or Norton or any of the other fans are and there's a shitload of difference between someone's personal taste/preference and the fact of murder.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Thursday October 18-CBS: Survivor, CSI....NBC: usual...FOX: Yankees V Mariners...ABC: Whose Line, Millionaire...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Charmed
Justin Sain
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 10:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

I'm not white trash, I doubt spit or Norton or any of the other fans are



I don't doubt that,but jesus,some of you guys,and I hate to admit this,cause Norton RULES,but Norton esp,look like fucking school girls,When he was talking today,I was in my car saying "Noooooo Shuth the fuck UP,PLEASE stop"!!!Maybe I have issues or something,in fact I KNOW I do,but I can't see being a fan of another man like that,it's just so borderline gay to me.A friend of mine had a white trash chick at his work literally wanted to fight him cause he jokingly said Ozzy sucks when he saw all her ozzy paraphanalia.I just don't get it,I like music,but if someone says it sucks,I never take it as a personal attack and want to defend it at all cost.

"Shiii I aint yo baby daddy"
Scrappleking
posted on 10-18-2001 @ 11:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Just an observation here,I'm not name calling or anything,but has anyone else ever noticed that white trash will defend ozzy like niggers defend oj?


Damn dude, you are hateing blacks, gays, white trash. Sounds like a front to me. Sounds like you'd like nothing more than getting bent over a Chevy sitting on blocks in a trailer park and getting corn holed again and again by a big, fat, sweaty black homo.

snootch

"Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours."
Justin Sain
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 4:20 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Uhh yeaaaaah, So annyway

"Shiii I aint yo baby daddy"
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 9:45 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Uhh yeaaaaah, So annyway
Well after insulting Ozzy fans I have to say you definitely one this debate with such a magnificent, eloquent line.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Friday October 19- CBS: nothing of note, NBC: Nothing of note, FOX: Diamondbacks atBraves, ABC: usual... UPN: Booty Call...WB: Usual bad sitcoms...Sci-FI Channel: Freaked (awesome movie)....New Movies: From Hell, Last Castle, Mullholland Drive, Waking Life
Clint Horrace
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
I am white trash, and i love the OZZ, but to say that he hasn't slowed down would be a lie. Did anyone see sabbath at the collesium 2 years ago? Ozzy is way tired and could hardly move, but he still puts out great music and gives it his all when on stage. Maybe he needs to bite the head off a snake or something to regain the youth following.

I am the C.L.I.T. Commander!
Justin Sain
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

Well after insulting Ozzy fans I have to say you definitely one this debate with such a magnificent, eloquent line.


Only to be outdone by you,after re-reading your reply a few times,and almost falling out of my chair laughing!!! hahaha,it's spelled "won" honey better luck next time dot dot dot

"Shiii I aint yo baby daddy"
katya_ann
That's Miss Jesus Cooze to you!
posted on 10-19-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Who knew the ozzy thread would become so hostile? (:

Meanwhile, it's always the sign of a solid argument when one starts picking on his opponent's spelling....

Also...
quote:

Ozzy's music is nice


That alone, lmao...



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