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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: How much dust is on the lesbian couch?
opak
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:31 PM      
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Anyone remember when it was last used? Besides as an actual couch I mean.

Mebbe I missed it...

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:32 PM      
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it think it was the time they had dildo chick in...and i think it was a BAD couch trip, if i remember correctly



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opak
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:35 PM      
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Let me re-phrase...

Anyone remember the last time anything GOOD happened on the couch?

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:36 PM      
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As much dust as that grand the guys are trying to give away for the boob-o-lantern contest.





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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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Wasn't it with the two contestants during the MILF contest?

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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Last thing I remember was the moms they had in for the MYLF contest...the one chick was late to her son's little league game....classic oh yeah and the wacky chick from the HBO special was on the couch too...I forgot about that...lmao



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
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Let's see, I believe it involved teens, but a few of them are now eligible for social security benefits..... guess it's been awhile.



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
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Carbon testing dates it last used 3 centuries ago.




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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:46 PM      
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Well...the last "successful" lesbian couch was INDEED the MILF'S. There were three of them, one hotter than the next. The hottest one there was my wife, MaryAnn. We were absolutely late for my son's baseball game, of which I was the head coach. And, although we detoured at the rest stop on I684 for a little relief, that is to say, we banged like teenagers behind the building with about a dozen people lurking around the corner, we did make it to the game on time.

In addition, I don't mind telling you that it was unequivocally the hottest show I have ever seen, and that we basically haven't stopped banging since. The search for her next lesbian encounter continues...

While we are on the subject of the Lesbian Couch... Am I the only tool who hates how tame the show has become since syndication? Is it fear? Have there been restrictions silently set upon the boys? It's just hard not to notice...Where are the TEENS??? The Porn Stars??? The Great Drug stories??? Lynch is never on... Mohr? The only thing you can count on anymore is fucking Stalker Patty and The Retarded Lavern and Shirley!!!!

I don't know...

P.S. I am fairly certain that Mare would do another lesbian couch...MILF the sequel...but would probably need some encouragement...:::hint hint hint:::



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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 6:53 PM      
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quote:

Carbon testing dates it last used 3 centuries ago.


Mmmmmmmmm...teen cavegirls...






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Maynard
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:09 PM      
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Last thing I remember happening on the lesbian couch was when R&F were having the drunk truth or dare contest, and out very own DreamWeaver had to lick a stain on the couch.

opak
posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:20 PM      
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quote:

Am I the only tool who hates how tame the show has become since syndication?


I dont think they have become tame...they still seem like the same 2 goofballs I've been listening to...mebbe a little cocky but they deserve it I guess :)

quote:

Lynch is never on... Mohr?


Lynch was at the roadshow in Philly...

Um Mohr and Dice were on the show just a couple weeks ago...y'know that whole thing where Mohr called the cops on Dice...that little thing...

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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The boys might be holding back because of the syndication, but then again, it might be because two planes crashed into the Twin Towers a little over a month ago.

Who knows, but the couch does need a dustin'.

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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the last time i remember the lesbian couch being used was when norton ate the ice cube out of that woman's ass. it's been awhile, though.

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
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Unfortunately Norton + Anal Ice Cubes does not equal Lesbianism.


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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 9:47 PM      
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That's not dust

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posted on 10-23-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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quote:

We were absolutely late for my son's baseball game


quote:

we did make it to the game on time.




Make up yer mind already. Were you late or not?...;)



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posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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It's not the dust that they should worry about. They should retire that couch and get a new one already. There's enough DNA on there to combine into a new Spaz.




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bluecarpenter
posted on 10-24-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Jeez...

You tools don't miss anything. They way it went was that we were outside the studio waiting to be called in. Next thing you know, Carmen Electra just shows up with her entourage so they scurry here past us. So when we finally got inside, a bunch of time had passed and we couldn't spend as much time in there, um, with her on the couch, as she would have liked. Because I had to coach my son's game. We did arrive just in time.

So yank me if you like. I still saw it. And it was spectacular.

I can't believe I took the time to explain myself. Fuck me.




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posted on 10-24-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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Don't be a bunch of tools. Of course there is dust on it. Do you realize how close they are to ground zero. I don't understand it but if my math is right they are negative 2.7 miles away.

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posted on 10-24-2001 @ 7:28 PM      
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quote:

I can't believe I took the time to explain myself. Fuck me



LMAO



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posted on 10-24-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
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Av8er, I'm glad I'm not the only one who picked that up.....but he did explain himself, so now I hope everyone is clear that he was late, but did make the game on time.

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posted on 10-24-2001 @ 9:08 PM      
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Wasn't there dust on it before Sept 11?




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