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| Boner | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 4:09 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01  | is everyone sure that wasn't a deaf Rush Limbaugh, and a drunk Sandy | ||||
| Boner | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | is everyone sure that wasn't a deaf Rush Limbaugh, and a drunk Sandy | ||||
| ~FallenAingL~ Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Reaver Strike Battalion Rage Brother #1, Paladin of Hatred Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones. | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jun. 01 | The big yellow one... is the sun. Thine In Honor, ~FallenAingL~ "But, for a certainty back then, we loved so many and yet hated so much, we hurt others and hurt ourselves. Yet, even then we ran like the wind, whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies..." -Schala 'Kid' Zeal | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | More Retards Singing But I think this one may be fake. Still funny as shit.  | ||||
| Squidward | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | The singing retards are the funniest thing i have ever heard. Hopefully, they'll keep playing them. I laughed my ass off. | ||||
| opak | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | God help me im goin to hell...and I dont even have a really cool job to remember while Satan is boning me up the ass... But damn that is some of the funniest shit :) | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:54 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | The "Tards" that sang the insect song made a whole Cd. I got it off of of Napster. All I can say is hours and hours of laughter. GO HERE! WWW.kidsofwidneyhigh.com! Cowboy Brown Ridin', Ridin', Ridin', with Cowboy Brown Ridin', Ridin', Ridin', with Cowboy Brown Hey everybody put on your boots, put on your ten gallon hat Let's go for a ride in the country side, with an urban aristocrat We'll saddle up our ponies, and ride up over the hill Jumpin over fences, looking for a thrill Ride like the wind, fast and wild (Chorus) There once was a girl out on the range, Whose wagon broke down with a flat Stranded alone, so far from home, just her and her kittycat Just when the sun going down, and she felt hungry and scared Out of the blue, rides Cowboy Brown And saved her from despair Howdy ma'am, I'm Cowboy Brown Would you like a ride? (Chorus) I need a walker to help me walk everywhere I go But I can get free if I close my eyes and dream of a rodeo Do you have your boots? Do you have your 10 gallon hat? Do you have your saddle? Do you have your horse? Let's all yell,"Yee haaa!" (Chorus) Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Facts About Life These are facts about life, life, life These are facts about life, life, life Tic-tac-toe, break my bones, nobody hears me all alone Nintendo, power, the future is now It's here to stay, for today,for the kids, it's fun to play Get in time, get in line, stereo stations blow my mind (Chorus) Gangs outside, run for your life! The park isn't safe without a gunor a knife Wrestling, slam, off the top rope Sirens, handcuffs, crooks withouthope (Chorus) Nagging parents tell us what to do When to go to bed, when to tieour shoes ? Don't do this! Don't do that!? Please don't hit us with a baseballbat (breakdown) (Chorus) Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Look Out Your Window Look out your window, and what do you see, I see love Look out your window, and what do you see, I see love I see people walking by, I see children playing ball I hear music from the cars, I hear laughter down the hall I see love, I see love There's someone cooking BBQ, there's a cat up in the tree Girls are dancing in the street, I wish they were dancing with me I see love, I see love, I see love, love, everybody needs some love Black people, white people, what do you see Korean, Mexican, whatdo you see Home girls in the house say "Hey!", home boys in the house say "Ho!" Look out your window now Home girls in the house say "Hey!", home boys in the house say "Ho!" Now everybody scream Look out your window, and what do you see, Look out your window, and what do you see We must join together in peace and try to live as one We can make it happen with courage, courage gets it done I see love, I see love, I see love, love, everybody needs some love Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Pretty Girls I see pretty girls everywhere I go Everywhere I go, everywhere I go. I see pretty girls everywhere I go Everywhere I go, everywhere I go. At the beach, at the mall, on the bus yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo! (Chorus) At the park, at my school, in my dreams yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo! Earings, lipstick, ponytail, hair hanging down They're laughing, talking, shopping, walking through town There is my dream by the soda machine I'm moving closer my heart'sbeating faster I opened my mouth but nothing came out She walked away and my heartsaid, "Ouch!" (Chorus) At the pool, at the store, on TV yeah, yeah, yeah, woo! (Breakdown) (Chorus) At the zoo, at the pool, in my dreams yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo! Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Christmas is the Time Snowballs of styrofoam, frosting sprayed on the windows Decorating plastic trees with funny little balls But there is a treasure deep down inside of you Waiting for the chance to set you free Christmas is the time to show your love Christmas is the time to show your love Give a little goodwill to people, sharing what you have Christmas is the time, to show your love Never getting what you want, from an angry Santa Claus Homeless people begging for money, with nowhere to go But there is a treasure deep down inside of you Waiting for the chance to set you free (Chorus) Family fights and phony smiles, people robbing other people Sending out Christmas cards to people you don't know But there is a treasure deep down inside of you Waiting for the chance to set you free (Chorus) Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Every Girl's My Girlfriend Dantell, Dantell, Dantell, Dantell Every girl's my girlfriend (Every girl's your girlfriend?) 4x I know this boy named Dantell, I always see him walking by I'd like to stop and talk with him but I get nervous, I get shy One day I will talk to him and tell him how I feel And hopefully he'll talk to me and say our love is real (Chorus) He rides the bus to get to school, he gives a girl his seat She says thanks and pushes by while he turns up the heat The smell of perfume, long black hair, makes him feel alive "Hello", he says, "I'm Danetell" and he begins to jive. (Chorus) It's hard to be so popular They think I'm cute, the say I'm fine But when I'm with just one girl (I can't help it) Other girls are on my mind (Chorus) Sandra, Sarah, Cindy, Sue are sensitive and sweet Shana, Cheryl, Shel, Shantell are shy when we meet Keisha, Carla, Coco, Kim are careing and they're kind Dorothy, Della, Doris, Dee are down and devine (Chrous) Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Let's Get Busy Let's get busy, let's get busy Let's get busy, let's get busy Let's get hot, lets get hot Let's be cool, let's be cool Let's get crooked, let's get crazy Get it together, let's get busy I'm feelin good, let's have a party I'm on the phone, callin' my homies Come have some fun, we'll be jammin' Bring some food, but don't bring beer now Bring your pajamas, and your boom box We'll rock the house, and dance our socks off (Chorus/ Clap) I'm havin' fun, eatin' pizza I see my boyfriend, I see my girlfriend Let's get up, and start dancin' Make some noise, turn up the music Let's not stop, until we drop Let's keep goin', til the break of dawn (Chorus/ Clap) I've got some tapes, let's get rockin' MC Hammer, the Chili Peppers Lollapalooza, El Grupo Niche Let's have a blast, go barefootin' We're gettin' loose, we're gettin' funky We're feelin' fresh, We love to party (Chorus 2x/ Clap) Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Doctor, Doctor Please don't hurt me Doctor, Doctor, please don't hurt me Please don't hurt me Doctor, Doctor, please don't hurt me Please don't hurt me Doctor, Doctor, please don't hurt me Please don't hurt me Doctor, Doctor, please don't hurt me Shots, needles, try and draw my blood X-rays, CAT scans, my doctor is a dud I get scared and I get dizzy, when the doctors hands get busy Will I faint, will I pass out, I can't stand it so I shout... (Chorus) Calling Dr. Goodhope, will you please come quick Your patients aren't feeling well, they are very sick They're turning into zombies, some are turning green This is the scariest movie that I've ever seen (Chorus) I woke up in the middle of the night my heart was barely beating My head was hot, my pulse was slow, and I had trouble breathing I called the doctor, "Help me please, I putting out a warning!" All he said was, "Take two aspirin and call me in the morning." (Chorus) It's not fun to joke around and play with people's lives You keep secrets to yourself and then pull out the knives Listen here, doctor dear, remember while you're scheming The day will come when you'll be on that cold table screaming (Chorus 2x) Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Respect What you want, baby we got it What you need, you know we got it All we're asking for is a little respect What's up, what's up, respect! What's up, what's up, what's up, respect! Don't ignore us, when you walk by We're not that different, and that's no lie All we're asking for is a little respect What's up, what's up, respect! What's up, what's up, what's up, respect! Please don't tease us, and treat us like dirt You don't know how much it hurts All we're asking for is a little respect What's up, what's up, respect! What's up, what's up, what's up, respect! (Solo) You stop and stare, and that's not cool We have feelings, just like you All we're asking for is a little respect What's up, what's up, respect! What's up, what's up, what's up, respect! R-E-S-P-E-C-T, we'll be brave whatever you do R-E-S-P-E-C-T, better watch out, it could happen to you Don't dis us, don't dis us, ......... What's up, what's up, respect! What's up, what's up, what's up, respect!.... Back to Top All songs ©1999 Sossity Music Help Me To Find My Way Help me to find my way Help me to find my way home If I am lost or alone Help me to find my way home Sometimes it's hard to find a friend Strong as a tree that doesn't bend (Chorus) Afraid to ask for help from you Scared that my heart will break in two (Chorus) Do you really care for me, I do I will always be right here for you (Chorus 2x) "New Car" Key-C C C7(no third) F/C I've got a new car It's bright and shiny like a star I've got a new car in my garage F I shine it every day I shine the front, shine the back, C The sides and the bumper G I wash the windows, I vacuum the floors Amin F I wash the motor, I dry the doors C I've got a new car in my garage C I drive it every day, I go to the movies I see my friends they think it's groovy F I clean the dash, I wash the tires C I clean the radio, I really like the rear view mirror G It's got new seat covers as blue as the sky Amin F I look out the window and I wave bye-bye C I've got a new car in my garage HAHAHA! God, is this wrong to laugh at? | ||||
| Brundlefly | posted on 10-26-2001 @ 11:49 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | OK Terrific! Sick and twisted. Yet, it's very funny. Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.I <3 the Froy | ||||
| OAAWITE | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 2:40 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | WE LOVE YOU ROTTEN VINCENT PS. I love Anna's stomach | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 4:01 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | nice status RottenVinny... maybe you should ask a mod to change it... ;) GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| opak | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 4:11 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | [don west]It AINT gonna happen people. It aint gonna happen[/donwest] | ||||
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