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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 8:55 PM      
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OK I was thinking about the history of the guys since syndication kicked back in the summer. It then (for some odd reason) triggered the conversation they had about a possible new CD. That makes me think, what are your favorite bits since syndication?

A few that pop into my mind are:
Tom Brokenjaw getting ghetto.
The WAAF showdown
Sports Curse.


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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
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Dying Don West is totally up there

I need to think of bits that have happened since syndication.

* Was the post-daughter death of Ronald Regan after Syndication?
* Anything Tyson, OJ SImpson
* Anything Breuer
* Neil Diamond sings forbidden songs

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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 9:05 PM      
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Neil Diamond (classic)
Deaf Limbaugh
Tom Brokenjaw reporting on anthrax at NBC

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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 9:20 PM      
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quote:

* Neil Diamond sings forbidden songs



That is a definite.

The kid who was threatening to kill himself, saying he was taking pills and shit because he was breaking up with his girlfriend. Then he had to go outside and the first person who saw him would get tickets to a concert. The cops came..etc... That was classic radio.

Let's not forget about the OJ pranks from the guy in Sacremento. Those are classic.

Has-been corner with Shirley from "Laverne and Shirley". That was classic Opie and Anthony cringe radio at it's best.

And the line below from Norton v

Norton: Patty has the sex appeal of Brundlefly.

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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 9:22 PM      
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here's arguably the first classic post-syndication bit that hasn't been played in ages but I just remebered it- O&A totally give up and become total Howard Stern rip-offs.



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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 9:31 PM      
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quote:

Tom Brokenjaw getting ghetto.

That is the topper for me. And also Norton becoming a bigger part of the show (I know not a bit) but you have to love his sick humor.


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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 10:02 PM      
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quote:

O&A totally give up and become total Howard Stern rip-offs.


That was hysterical, I laughed my ass off just because they were ragging on the whole whack pack

Don West always funny

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posted on 10-26-2001 @ 11:45 PM      
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* Jay VS. Dice post Conan (Jay to be on Politically Incorrect 10/31)
* Dice pitches the radiothong
* And anytime a bit requires constant playing of songs (like when they were talking about step fathers), it's classic



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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
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The first time the Stoners called in was classic. Also, Don West taking over for Miss Cleo's Psychic Friends Network, "Call me now". Anything Brokaw, but especially the anthrax bit.


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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:57 AM      
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Even though it just happened, the progeria kid kills me. Also, Brueur's gay massage story.

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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
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All the above,but one early syndicated show was making fun of black names and one was called "insephalitus" (sp) I can't remember much about it as my stupid ass wouldn't stop laughing over top of it.The CD would be too damn big,it'd need to be a set!Oh,and lets not forget guessin age via taint!!
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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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Even though it wasnt a typical "bit", the Dice vs Mohr thing was classic. Also, the WAAF thing against douchebag Rocko was good too, and the anthrax bit with Brokaw was great too.

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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
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The Ozzy Osbourne interview & gags. Tell me that for the rest of your life you aren't going to say helicopter like him.


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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
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quote:

The Ozzy Osbourne interview & gags. Tell me that for the rest of your life you aren't going to say helicopter like him.


Whenever I start to mumble, i always end it by saying helicopter in a british accent. That was so god damn funny

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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Im still waiting on the MOST OFFENSIVE SONG CONTEST 2 but with the situation in the city right now Im sure that wont happen for awhile...the "Had the time of my life" retard song is my favorite thing since syndication.
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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 6:44 PM      
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If You think about it they havne't come out with a CD ever in NEw York so if they want they have plenty of material for a 'Syndication NOW?' and a 'NOW Syndication' CD collection. They can have numerous CD set of show bits, celebrity interviews (eg Ozzy) , in house celebrities (Norton, Breuer, etc.), show events (e.g. Sex for Sam).



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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 6:54 PM      
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I gotta say Dice's "Telethong" probably made me laugh the hardest post-syndication.



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posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
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The Ozzy/Ant/Rush Limbaugh bit had me LOL most recently...

Don't forget the latest Brokaw (beep) bit, as well as Earl's fight with Mark, as well as the "Angry Young Earl" song.



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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 6:38 PM      
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*Anthony as a few CBS-FM deejays.
* Miss Cleo's Psychic Friends Network
*Anytime the Jamaican pilots ("We're dying!") show up.
*The "When your g/f goes to the Caribbean" discusson.
*"Ants in my Pants"

That's enough for me. :-)


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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 7:08 PM      
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quote:

Tell me that for the rest of your life you aren't going to say helicopter like him.


This is too true...saying "Hel-ee-coptah" it will never be the same! Also, when he was saying "This is Opie Osbourne"

quote:

Neil Diamond (classic)


I've always hated Neil Diamond and these bits can get me laughing like a hyena.

quote:

Tom Brokenjaw reporting on anthrax at NBC


Anything with Tom Brokenjaw always makes me laugh, but I laughed so hard at the anthrax bit that my cheeks hurt.


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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 7:56 PM      
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I think they should release Cringe as it was to be released. There's too much there to let fall to the way side.

The CD only went up to last October, so since then theres been more thn enough for a second CD plus whatever else they write and record.




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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 8:24 PM      
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I think it needs to have a good amount of singing reatards.
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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 8:33 PM      
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Anything that has to do with Brokaw, Tyson, or ripping on Stern.




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posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:08 PM      
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I think when they were talking about the Titanic slide was funny. They should put the stalker patty apology ant letter or when she pissed her self. Maybe something from the VMA's.


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posted on 10-31-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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