The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - OA.com Live Read


Displaying 1-13 of 13 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: OA.com Live Read
Arthur Dent
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
If OA.com was an advertiser on the show, what would a Lisa Orban live read sound like?



"When I was born I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half." - Gracie Allen

A much wittier reply came to mind immediately after I clicked the 'Send' button.
Arpikarhu
Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass.
Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony.
I enjoy C&BT
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
it would sound like this:"







Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!!


AIM- Arpikarhu

RonRon5477
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Ack Ack Ack. Ack Ack!!


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://ronron5477.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
Kid Afrika
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
will your thread ideas continue to get exponentially worse? or is this just a downward trend that you will recover from?


And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is K1d when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Faceman says I'm an "a-hold".


Noellevious
Teh cute.
Look at that. You could bounce quarters off of it. Incredible.
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

will your thread ideas continue to get exponentially worse?



Well, yeah.



One Nation...Indivisible.

Heaven is missing angels - NYPD & FDNY...Thank you.

"The first Jewish guy I ever really loved was Christ.
And then came Lewis Black."





This message was edited by Noellevious on 11-1-01 @ 4:48 PM
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 11-01-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

will your thread ideas continue to get exponentially worse? or is this just a downward trend that you will recover from?

::cough cough:: The Anti-Thread ::cough cough::


Zen and the Art of Message Board Posting




This message was edited by danked on 11-1-01 @ 5:18 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-01-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
It would sound something like this....

Opie: "Anthony, OpieAnthony.com"
Anthony: "Ah yes I LOVE OA.com, doesn't everybody? Who doesn't love the Froy?"
Opie: "I don't. I like Wackbag"


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
FoundryMusicJeff
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 2:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ouch, Matt.

Chief Engineer of the Starship Foundry. (NCC 1841-A)

Visit FoundryMusic & Chat
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Froy, you left out "and it improves your sex life".



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 11-02-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Ouch, Matt.



Sometimes the truth hurts.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Froy wrote:

Sometimes the truth hurts.


Opie: Froy, do you think I care about your messageboard?



Funny how ev'rything was roses
When we held on to the guns

Write To Me Here

AIM: SmarterChild



IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Ok Terrific. Do you like the Opie and Anthony show on WNEW 102.7 FM? Would you like to discuss the antics of the wily Opie and hysterical Anthony, Stairwell Stinky and muscle-man Rick? Well then click your browser over to the Opieanthony.com and discuss the show with other tools. Don't be a deek and go to Opieanthony.com where you can discuss such people as Jim Norton daily and if not, you can go slip in a puddle of AIDS.



Friday November 2-CBS: King of Queens, Ellen, That's Life...NBC: Providence, Dateline, Law and Order: SVU...FOX: Dark Angel, Pasadena....ABC: America.01(??), Thieves...UPN:The Net Smackdown...WB: Sitcoms...SCI:FI- 9- CHERRY FALLS W/ JAY...opening Monsters Inc, Domestic Disturbance, Man Who Wasn't There, Toxic Avenger 4...
Film Report: Don't Say a Word 2/4... 13 Ghosts 1.5/4... The Man Who Wasn't There 3.5/4...Mullholland Drive 4/4
FN Moron
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 11-02-2001 @ 7:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sometimes the truth hurts.

it's ok Froy... don't lose Faith...



More Teen Testimonial:I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal. - JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA






Displaying 1-13 of 13 messages in this thread.