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Arthur Dent
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
With all these stories coming in from callers, there have to be a few good ones here.



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FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thank God no. If I every find a corpse, I think I would die too.

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DrDirty
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Here's a good dead body story...

I was working for a Telemarketing company in New Brunswick. This place was DIRTY and nasty. Half the callers were heroin junkies (now that dont make them a bad person) and there were always drug deals going down in the lobby.
Well the call center was on the 4'th floor and the 5'th floor was vacant. We would have the callers take out the trash for us, and well instead of throwing it out, they would just throw it up there!
one day everyone noticed a REAL stink up in there. It was BAD... Someone said they saw people putting trash in there. well eventually we went up there to see what the fuck the smell was... It was a dead junkie.. and by the looks of what was left of him he was there a Loooooooooong time! It was sick...



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white shorts
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
one day my grandpa was fishing at like 6 in the morning. he thought he cought a huge fish, but when he reeled it in, it was this teenage girl that lived in his neighborhood. he was really freaked out. it turns out that this girl was swimming in the lake the night before and got tangled somehow and drowned.


FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Thank God no. If I every find a corpse, I think I would die too.

I can't spell. Let me try this again. Thank God no. If I ever find a corpse, I think I would die too.

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white shorts
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hey doug, you could've just used the edit button. :)


Nikita
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 5:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
my dad found one..in a parked car..guy blew himself away. I personally would still be in counseling if I had been the one to find him.

attila
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 5:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
The guy who lived above me died and bled through my ceiling. I went out for the day and came home and found a huge pool of blood on my carpet.What's even worse is that me and another neighbor (who is a nurse) went in through his window to check on him and found his black&blue and bloated body. I'll need therapy for the rest of my life.

Silvio Dante
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 6:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
How convenient that you are all find bodies? The one about the grandpa fishing really makes me suspicious.

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Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
here's a good cop dead body story we responded to a call of shot as fired when we arrived we found an old lady laying in bed with the top of here head blown the cielling fan and a bible by the bed with brain matter splattered on it.turns out her duaghter and her boyfriend killed her so they could take over her apartment.

DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 8:44 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I saw Imus on the stree... oh wait he is still alive sorry!!

"you, your very good you, I'm gonna be seeing alot of you"
Sephiroth
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 8:45 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I once had to do community service to be eligible for Catholic Confirmation, so i decided to deliver Hot meals to senior citizens via a program my school was offering. After going once a week for 5 weeks, i walked in one day and it was obvious right away that she was dead due to the overwheliming stench of death. But being the stupid 8th grader i was, i HAD to see the body. So i walk into the bedroom ,and she is sprawled out on the bed, dead and bloated. The worst part? Maggots were starting to hatch around her head. Naturally, i wretch all over the floor and call the cops. They say she had to be dead at least 5 days. Oh, and by the time i find her, she has already "Popped".



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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 3-8-01 @ 8:51 PM
windowlck
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 11:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Not quite finding a corpse but, on memorial day last year i watched a 250lbs eldery asian man get plowed by a car infront of the mobile station in Fort Lee NJ on Rt 9w, next to the CNBC studio

knock411
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
That has to be the scariest thing in the world to find. Eeewwwwww the tought of it.

Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 03-08-2001 @ 11:55 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I have nevery found a corpse but I could name a few people that I would like end up as one.


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Mr. Brownstone
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:40 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
A couple of summers ago I was riding my bike along the Sheepshead Bay creek (in Brooklyn)on the way back from school looking at the water when this body floating along drifted across my field of vision. It took me a couple of seconds to compute what I just saw, then I freaked out and chased down a cop car to report it. Turns out some old geezer just fell in the creek and drowned and I happened to be the first one to see him. I work in a hospital and see old people die all the time, but finding one on the outside freaked me out.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:53 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
i found corpse he's in ot playing his fuck you game. I didnt know he was that important to you guys.

wheres my mac and cheese butter cheeks?


Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all
& gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Sephiroth
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

i found corpse he's in ot playing his fuck you game. I didnt know he was that important to you guys.



Dammit Gonzo,Jon Benet Norton was right, you ARE a thread killer!! LMFAO j/k



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This message was edited by Sephiroth on 3-9-01 @ 8:44 AM
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

i found corpse he's in ot playing his fuck you game.


Damn, ya got me...hey I got some twists with cheddar I'm making for dinner tonight hammer...



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DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
i didnt think any asian could actually weigh 250

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Sarcastro
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Since noone else has said so, welcome back Arthur. How was Uranus?(Or wherever the hell you said you were going?)

As for corpses, parts of one was dumped in a garbage bag in a field half a mile from my house. Didnt actually see it though..



This message was edited by Sarcastro on 3-9-01 @ 11:35 PM
grapesnowcone
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:18 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Being a paramedic, I'v found quite a few in the past 10 years. The worst was a guy who lived on his own. Neighbors called 911 for a strange smell coming from house. After forcing entry, we found the guy dead and quite bloated. Was mid July and all windows were closed. You could smell it before opening door. Oh yeah the house was infested with flies( both dead and alive) And maggots. Had to throw out uniform 'cause I couldn't get smell out!!

Spunk Bubbles
posted on 03-13-2001 @ 9:50 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
When I was younger, I found a hand on the beach. It was quite disturbing.




This message was edited by Spunk Bubbles on 3-13-01 @ 9:53 AM



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