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Rookie
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Stature of an Oompa Loompa!
JBA's Stalker.
Post Whore One Week, Fart In The Wind The Next
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome Unsurly Deek.

People, one of the most important things to remember is to USE YOUR BRAIN.

Post on topic and try to contribute with your thoughts/ideas, etc. Have some fun, but use your head. It will make your stay here a pleasant one.

And READ THE FAQ!!!! Froy did a GREAT job with it.




What you gonna do
Time's caught up with you
Now you wait your turn
You know there's no return

Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
When I first started out here, I guess I considered myself a lurker. I wouldn't post all that much. Basically I spent alot of time reading and learning. But I must say that will some help from Fez and Rookie, I fit in here alot better now and I "get it". So to all you newbies, give it time and just think about what you say before you say it. And if any of you have questions or what have you, just look up my profile for my email address or AIM name. I'm more than happy to help.


I need a napskee
Check out my other sigs:
Visit this Website
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli-
"Whats a SIG PIC and how do I get one?" Jesus you gotta love utter stupidity.
Unsurly Deek
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Thanks, Rookie... I'll do my best.

"I like my steak Unsurly"
-- Opie
Silent CART Fan
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
ughhhhhhhh
doody



Thanx CC from CT

CART
Taco Bell
sim racing
Hockey
MetallicA
New York Rangers, Yankees, Knicks, Giants, Metrostars, Hitmen
DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
let me ask you this when is a newbie no longer a newbie???

"you, your very good you, I'm gonna be seeing alot of you"
Rog2K
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
when you "get it".

I just recently developed red sores on my wang, so now I know I "got it."


"He's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost
And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs from his cross
And he likes to be known as the Angry Young Man"
Unsurly Deek
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I think it's after 200 posts... correct?

"I like my steak Unsurly"
-- Opie
Rommel
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
think - say it - tell me what you just said....in other words READ-REVIEW-RECITE

in the immortal words of the monarch:

"Think Before You Write"



Jeder oder Keiner, Alles oder Nichts
DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
you may be right i think i heard Ant say something to that affect on the air..

"you, your very good you, I'm gonna be seeing alot of you"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Post count is irrelevent, I know people with 500 posts who still are newbies, because they still don't understand how the board works. Once you are productive member who understands the rules and knows how to conduct yourself, then you are no longer a newbie.


~Matt/Froy from Jersey
The Hell Hole

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

Also providing total immunity to Fayth
Turtleneck
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Oh Boy, here we go, -----> still trying to get it............ LOL

Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Word up Froy
Listen to what the man says, newbie is a state of mind...

Actually, the best way to tell if you are a newbie or not is by your status. This may be an outrageous assumption here, but when you get something other than "Please fill my mouth with feces" you might not be a newbie anymore.
Statuses, (or what ever the plural of status is...stati??) are gifts for those who have a brain and can prove it. So if you want to know what, in my opinion (which means crapola) "getting it" is...it's acting somewhat mature and reasonably intellegent



newbieless
AOL IM: Gamma1173

This message was edited by Doc Smith on 3-9-01 @ 12:33 PM
Unsurly Deek
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
Got it... Didn't mean to spread mis-information. Thought I heard that on the air.

"I like my steak Unsurly"
-- Opie
Jon Benet Norton
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
GTA3 Criminal Activity Specialist
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Another tid-bit of advice:
Do NOT under any circumstances ask a mod or any other higher up to change your status. You will not like the outcome. A status change is a priveledge or a gift of sorts.


I need a napskee
Check out my other sigs:
Visit this Website
"The saddest thing in life is wasted talent" -Machiavelli-
"Whats a SIG PIC and how do I get one?" Jesus you gotta love utter stupidity.

This message was edited by Jon Benet Norton on 3-9-01 @ 12:47 PM
Rog2K
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Froy, does contributing to the "board fund" count as being a productive member?


"He's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost
And he struggles and bleeds as he hangs from his cross
And he likes to be known as the Angry Young Man"
Gustave
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I'm pretty new and I was nervous during some of my first posts. It takes a lot to offend me so I have no problem if some one wants to give me unfriendly feedback. Oh yah, what's it supposed to mean when someone says "DILLON!!!" to you? Is it supposed to be an insult? I think it's pretty funny.


I had something profound to say but I forgot...
Sloatsburgh
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
When I was adopted by DB, he asked me if I wanted My Status changed. I said no, that I hadn't fully developed a personality on the board, that I wasn't recognized. I guess that I started to "get it".
The most important thing I can say is, if you're going to say something, let it be something that other people can find useful. Back in January, guys were running up 300 posts in 48 hrs. They were mostly "Dillons". I believe that around that moment that post counts stopped mattering, but that is a topic I am not an expert in so do not trust my statement.
I also had heard on O&A about 500th post congratulations. But think about it, what's more valuable, someone just responding to every message, searching for someone to screw up, or someone who has expertise in certain areas and adds useful information to the board.

I believe that it's the latter, try and be the latter.





"I use you for good board
I'm not your friend"


Guided by Dryblood.
Unsurly Deek
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
You can definitley file "Dillon" under "unfriendly feedback" - haha

"I like my steak Unsurly"
-- Opie
ArchKain
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:05 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I guess I'll start posting then.

God help us all!!!!!!!!!!!

DILLON!


TFEC
Coming Soon!!! The Grand Opening of The Junkyard Bar & Grill!
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Thoughts to ponder.......

Do not become a dolphin raping twinkie eater!!!! This is someone who posts an amazing number of posts dedicated to "duhhh do you wanna new sig pic I saw yours and have somew really good ideas let me do it aww come on let me do it. Ialreday did it see see see?? I'm good let me do another oneduhhhh" and so on and so forth. This jack off was also banned but came back under another name which yours truley was the first to catch and let the rest of the board know!! Of course we tooled on him for a while longer using him as our little fuck toy(the board used to be quite an unfriendly place)untill he really fucked up bad, after which he was banned for life!!!

I started out just checking out the threads(mostly SU and enimies of the show) and when one of those radio edit faggits tried some shit I let 'em have it. As time went on and I became more comfortable with the goings on around here I went to different topics and made my posts RELAVENT!!! This would be one of the most important things to do!!!!

So my advice would be relax, take a look around find the topic that intrests you the most and just go from there.

This is a board about the funniest show on the planet, I have seen it evolve and become even more with topics about sports, music, off topic, south park and more!!! So in the words of Ahhnold

"Relax...you'll live longer!" Total Recall

If ya have any questions or would like some more advice you can e-mail or AIM me, just look in my profile, the info's there!!


FUCK 5 MINUTES!!! THE BOMBING STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE SYNDICATION UNDERGROUND!!!
LET'S GO DEVILS!!!!
LET'S GO GIANTS!!!!

This message was edited by TFEC on 3-9-01 @ 1:39 PM
Sephiroth
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Its good to know that the adoption program is restarting, it does go a long way in preventing the retarded posts we often get. Rookie gave the best advice, just chill, dont be fake and try to impress everybody all at once. Everybody gets tooled on, its part of being a member of this board. Asking a intelligent question, or reponding thoughtfully to a post will go alot farther than regurgitating some sound clip from the show. When you are more comfotable, it is much easier to post and to actively participate in a discussion. So until you are at ease, remember this, its just a messageboard, dont take anything said here to heart.



"why do you cry? You are nothing but a doll"-Sephiroth
"Hey, are you 'THE' white guys all the brothers talk about?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters


This message was edited by Sephiroth on 3-9-01 @ 1:54 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Contributing to the board fund always makes you look better


~Matt/Froy from Jersey
The Hell Hole

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.

Also providing total immunity to Fayth
Rog2K
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
nice....

PS: Did I tell you how much I love the shirt yet?


E-F-F-E-C-T!
A smooth operator operating correctly



This message was edited by Rog2K on 3-9-01 @ 2:11 PM
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I have to agree with Froy..
Contributing to the board fund definitely makes you more-gooder.. hell, I contributed and a week later I was a mod! LMAO!!
OK, here... my one overdeveloped piece of advice..
Posted for the first time on the new board... the "Form Letter":

The reason
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some new people get shat on is they don't take the time to learn about how the board works.
Normally, Someone would explain the problem first. Lately, however, every other new topic is from someone new on the board doing something they shouldn't, and if they had taken the time to look they would know. So people are rather short-tempered right now. I'm sorry, short-tempered-er, we're always short-tempered around here.

I'll try to explain a few things, as I'm sure the Mods are sick of doing it, and quite frankly, I understand why. Try to follow this..

#1
Before you start a new topic, make sure there isn't a thread already up for it.

#2
Post in the appropriate forum.

#3
Don't start a new topic that is pointless... such as a "This is my 1st/50th/100th post"

#4
Don't bitch about how the board is run. It's free, the people who maintain it don't get paid to do so, and they know what they're doing.

#5
If you get a new status, DON'T BITCH or whine about it. It will just get worse.

#6
Before you ask a stupid question, run a search to see if somebody else already asked. We don't hate newbies... I actually started off pretty good here. I nosed around, got a feel for the place, and found my niche, do the same.

#7
Most importantly, Remember I said they don't get paid? Good, now keep this in mind, never, NEVER piss off the mods!! Too few people appreciate their efforts and thus they can be rather volatile when people step on them, so don't! Remember, there are alot of stupid, assinine people that the Mods have to deal with, and when someone gets on their nerves alot that person is going to suffer.

Then again, since I'm not a Mod, you probably shouldn't listen to a single word I've said. I could be giving you false info just to get you in trouble :D

Welcome to Camp Nicey Nice, now take a number and go Fuck yourself! ;)
__________________________________________________

OK, please keep in mind 2 things..
1) I wasn't a Mod when wrote this...
2) This would normally be posted only after an on-air mention, when the board would be flooded with new members who believed every negative "Newbie bashing" comment about the place made on the show and were thus acting overly-tough..
But I think the advice is still pertinant.. so try to keep it in mind.



NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"It's hard to garble nawdle zous,
With all these marbles in my mouth"

E-Mail Me
oy vey
posted on 03-09-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
As a newbie, do I get extra credit for this sigpic?



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