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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 6:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
"KNOCK KNOCK!"
"Who's there?"
"SLEEPER!"
"Sleeper who?"
"Sleeper is the move I'll put her in...AT THE GANG BANG!!!"




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 6:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Alkey, are you gonna do that at the next "bang party"?


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 6:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Only if there's "HAAAWWW, naked girls, HAAAWWW, porno!"




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 12-28-01 @ 7:01 AM
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 6:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

"HAAAWWW, naked girls, HAAAWWWW, porno!"
That got me so horny, "I wanted to do my cigarette lighter in the car on my way home".



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Ants, "my poopy hurts."




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

"my poopy hurts."
You had too much "buuuuuuttsex".



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
The Sleeper
Being a Minor is a Threat
to my Social Life
PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Alkey, when you give Ants a hummer, give it a little bite.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 12-28-2001 @ 7:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Alkey, when you give Ants a hummer, give it a little bite.


So, should I pretend it's a "chyyyuuuclate cyyyuuuvered pyyyyenis from Gyyyyuudyyyiiiiva?"





I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Alkey, You Whore


Our Flag always stands.
God Bless The USA.
RonRon5477
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Let me guess. While in London, you guys like to suck on fags, right?


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-28-2001 @ 2:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
what are you, gay?


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
thursday Dec 27- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R0, Agency (R)...NBC: Friends (R), Schwarz, Grace (R), Shoot Me (R)... FOX: Nine Months...abc: Line, line, million...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Popstars 2, Me (R), Charmed (R)...SCIFI 9- FREAKED (great flick)
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 1:42 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
the big yellow ones the sun

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH
Pray for all the men and women who are fighting for our country
Keep Your Flags Flying High
God Bless America
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 2:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I am NOT a retard


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Sat. Dec 29- CBS: Touched Angel (R), District (R)...NBC: Midnight in Garden of Good and Evil...FOX: Cops, Cops, AMW...ABC: Wide World of Sports, NFL...WB: Taxi marathon...Don't blame me that TV sucks
"and I spent 14 years as a nuke"- CAPALERT Guy on Harry Potter- Reviews, Jesus Style
PostJunkalDrip
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
"The reason I take da zolof' is ta keep me from killin' yal!"

and I get all my zoloft from the "crack hotel" where I sleep naked, and "contract some form of communicable disease" because someone was probably in there playing "guess what's in my pants", but all it turned out to be was.. "a big c".

"Ok terrific".




IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 12-29-2001 @ 3:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Ants's brain fart/Seph's ninja/robot's creation
Wookie
posted on 12-29-2001 @ 5:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
You know, some say this board is dying, but
"where you gonna go? That's like saying you don't like Earth and you're leaving."



Wishing everyone a very Happy Holiday Season!

What the F is figgy pudding, anyway?!
RonRon5477
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 7:02 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Wow, from these posts, I can tell "that the O&A listeners are so quick and with it!"


Shane Falco in The Replacement on the last play of the game: "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever."
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477
Mojo the Monkey
posted on 12-31-2001 @ 5:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
I'm new to the board, but how can any of you quote O and A when I have "Britney Spears Virginty here people. Be Dialing."

Prey For Mojo
FN Moron
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posted on 01-06-2002 @ 7:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Look what I found on page 2 <<<<<<<<<----------That old gag!



Hoo Hoo... I Invented LYVING the virgingrrl!!!!



HsaWaknow
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Stealth Assault Force Codename: Thief Ex
posted on 01-08-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 01
::enters::

Howdy.....................faggots






Is that Japanese?
No, it's Wonka Wash spelled backwards.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
people seem to confuse Gaynard and I, but there's a good way to tell us apart. "I'm the funny one, he's the a-hole".


Your girl not putting out anymore? Your grandma's sore not going away?
Need to know how to get around those embarrassing problems?
Fret not, for there is a solution - Just Ask Dear Grumpy

Coming Soon to a debauchery near you!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Ah! hah hah, ho ho


"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursdy Jan 10- CBS: 8-10 Survivor Africa finale, 11- Gumble special...NBC: Friends (new), Will (R), Will (new), Shoot (new), ER(new)...FOX: 2 Hour of Family Guy (Repeats all)...HBO: Bedazzled....ABC: Figure Skating...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Angel (R), Charmed (R)...
Maynard
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

"I'm the funny one, he's the a-hole".

Am I supposed to deny that?




This message was edited by Maynard on 1-10-02 @ 2:52 PM
njstrawberry
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hoo Hoo Robin, I invented denying. Hoo Hoo



Proud founder of the K.G.B. - Kinky Gorgeous Bifemales
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:46 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
OUR MESSAGE BOARD IS A MENTALLY CHALLENGED MESSAGE BOARD!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.


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