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RonRon5477
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 9:36 AM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Did anyone watch that last night? I don't usually watch it but i was flipping around and stopped to watch this story:
quote:

Finger Transplant – Gaioz Jakeli lost his manhood and the ability to urinate because of cancer. In attempt to replace his manhood, Gaioz had his middle finger removed. The finger was attached to create a channel for conventional urination. Twelve days after the operation, the man was able to urinate normally, from what used to be his middle finger. His sex life has resumed as well.
:eek:Ripley's Show recap
When i watched it, after they cut off his penis, he suffered from deep depression. So attaching the finger, the doctor thought, might break him out of it. They also took extra skin from his forearm to expand the finger to help him urinate and stuff. But the surgery was considered to be life threatening (loss of blood, nerve ending crossing, etc..). It took one whole day to do the surgery (to attach blood vessals and nerve endings). It took a month an a half for a full recovery. Also, this surgery was done in Russia I think.
This would be a tough decision for me if I would go through with this surgery. I wold obviously go through with it though to cure the deep depression. But I am just curious about what the fucking thing looks like!! Anyone else have some comments about this? (Men: would you do this? Women: What would you say if you saw a finger as a penis? Fags: Would you still suck it?)
Here is a picture of his hands, after surgery, when he visited the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It is after the cat looking guy.



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This message was edited by RonRon5477 on 1-10-02 @ 12:30 PM
donotkidme
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
didn't catch it, but i saw pics of tiger man. now that's freaky.

so, ya think he's a plushie or a furry?




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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:36 PM      
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I would tell them to cut my arm off then do porn for the rest of my life.


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o&aswallow
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
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quote:

I would tell them to cut my arm off then do porn for the rest of my life.



Oh yea!!! Amputee sex is sooooooooooooooooooooo hot!......LOL



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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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deal with your shrinky dink and live with it.


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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
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quote:

deal with your shrinky dink and live with it


i assume you repeat that to yourself all day as part of your daily affirmation

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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 2:55 PM      
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quote:

i assume you repeat that to yourself all day as part of your daily affirmation
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggonit it's not that small


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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:14 PM      
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Will scientific wonders never fucking cease...

Have fun with your twig like penis as your middle finger... That's just fucking ridiculous. I have an idea, instead of replacing you cock, just shoot yourself in the fucking head... or get a fucking horse cock.



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donotkidme
posted on 01-10-2002 @ 3:21 PM      
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brings a whole new meaning to a guy fingering a chick doesn't it?




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posted on 01-10-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
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Why didn't they just grow him a dick on his forearm, like they did the Russian kid?


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