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Philly Tool
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I have a 13 year old little baby sister, i practically raised the damn kid, she's always gonna be my baby sister. Secondly, she's a damn hoodrat, almost NEVER home. I think i'm going to have to get a list of her friends and start visiting the ones of the male persuasion (the 13-15 year old scumsucking lowlife assholes) and get a little info about my darling baby sister, i'm gonna go purchase a baseball bat some garbage bags in case i find out anything that doesn't rub me the right way, laters.

Turk Man
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
FUCK!! I WENT TO THE WRONG SCHOOL... ALL THE GIRLS WHEN I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WERE PRUDES!!!!
ONLY IN HIGH SCHOOL DID THEY TURN INTO HORNY DRUCKEN SLUTS.......

excuse me do you have a bandaid???? I scraped my knee
when i fell for you....
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:27 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
in middle school i didn't go to any parties or know any of this was going on. In college I don't even see any parties like this. God I suck.

And I can't even find this on HBO.com.

And look at it this way, the kids not invited to the party will be on TV in a couple of years when they take a few of them out with a shotgun




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Nana's Precious
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Believe it or not, I work in a Middle School (I guess it's like the fat
guy working in the candy store). Anyways, I hear the kids talking about
this shit everyday. Today a girl made a hummer reference and then she
made a motion as to be cleaning off her face. I was shocked...and
slightly turned on


so Enigma, where did you say you worked and what kind of candy do these girls like?


09-11-01 Never Forget, Never Forget

Bring back the Bitch......


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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
OK, after a bit of research here's what I learned. MIDDLE SCHOOL CONFESSIONS will be on HBO FAMILY (and only HBO FAMILY) late Monday/early Tuesday the 22nd at 12:55 am and Saturday January 26 at 10:15 pm




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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WhackBagKid
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posted on 01-16-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
can someone please encode this, and up it to the "imaginary ftp" , i dont get HBO Family

quote:

Secondly, she's a damn hoodrat


is she a white hoodrat, because then i would have to say that shes welcome to join the HLJC at any time

white hoodrats are incredible, my GOD



White Hoochies, Always Good


Dryblood
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I just get fucking cablevision that has the
regular HBO...i hope they show it there and i
dont get cut out of an all time broadcast....LOL

This shit is just insaine....son of a bitch i want
to be twelve!!!



TonySoprano
posted on 01-16-2002 @ 9:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
First of all, i want to say its great to be back after so long.

Second, if anyone finds out about a showing on regular HBO, post immedeiatly

Hey, Charcoal Briquette, shut the fuck up before you find yourself sleeping with the fishes.
Member of the Kingpin crime family.
JerseyTeabagger
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
One of the great moments from today's show was Anthony just saying to the erect-Norton, "Oh Goddamm, you don't you have to point to it, Norton."

I just wish there was a way to post here the "hot instant feedbacks" Ant mentioned in passing.

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DEFINITION: TEABAGGING- verb; (T-EE-BAHG-ING), 1. To dunk or dip one's testicles or
nutsack in an enemy's favorite beverage, or other property, such as a keyboard. 2. To lower ones ball sack onto a recipient's forehead or into their mouth. 3.
To dip a
Meatbus
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 4:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Anyways, I hear the kids talking about this shit everyday. Today a girl made a hummer reference and then she made a motion as to be cleaning off her face. I was shocked...and slightly turned on.
Shocked nothing. That was probably you she was wiping off her face. :)

When I was in middle school, a good day was when a girl looked at you over her new Trapper Keeper.




"Now listen Ralph, as long as we're neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton... Call me Eduardo."
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 6:25 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

so Enigma, where did you say you worked and what kind of candy do these girls like?


Any kind of candy that goes "pop".
quote:

Shocked nothing. That was probably you she was wiping off her face.

If only she was a little bit older. Maybe I'll follow her to high school next year;)

GRABMYJUNK
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I missed the show, from what I hear though, the show was just like all the 12-15 year old girls I coach all I ever hear is how hot a guy is and sometimes as I am walking by I hear things like.. "so he wanted to have sex with me, but I told him I only would blow him". Gotta say, hearing that from a 13 year old almost made me pass out!

"Hey, don't laugh at me too hard! I might coach your child!!!"
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N
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
i didnt see it yet damiiT .. kerry saw it i must see it ..
However from what i heaR of this .. ** i am not reproducing .. unleSs i find a gooD italian man who can bring me his lil sperm to make me have BoiE ;) ..

Kingpin02
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 5:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
Hey. I'm 17, and I know some middle school girls of "questionable morals".

Coincidence? I think not.

I should be like "Hey, how's it going? Would you like to drink from my mule? You would? Well then, get to work."

______________________________
I'm only pretty sure
That I can't take anymore.

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
JerseyTeabagger
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 4:57 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
Speaking of "Where were they when I was their age?", in a somewhat related development that O and A would enjoy....


Four high school students in West Boca investigated for sex video

By Kevin Krause
Sun-Sentinel
Posted January 17 2002

The Olympic Heights High School students wrote up a contract for the 14-year-old star of their pornographic movie, had plans to charge other students to view it on a home computer and even considered submitting it for a contest.

But one month later, the four male students, ages 15 to 17, are under investigation for shooting the amateur video in a West Boca neighborhood’s recreation center bathroom in the middle of the day.
As of Thursday, no charges had been filed, but Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office officials said they are looking at charges of lewd and lascivious battery and sexual performance by a child.

“You can’t prevent a lot of what kids do. This one was really stupid. Anyone could have walked in,” said Robert W. Berry, president of the Lakes at Boca Raton homeowners association. The sprawling, upscale community is just west of the intersection of Yamato Road and U.S. 441.

The Sun-Sentinel is not identifying the students because of their ages and the nature of the crime.

Berry said the students got off the school bus in the recreation center parking lot on Dec. 13 and went directly into the outside men’ bathroom near the pool to shoot the video. All four live in the development, and one of them used his stepfather’s electronic key card to get inside, Berry said.

Three of the boys had sex with the girl, who did not live there, while the fourth boy, 15, filmed it with a video camera, Sheriff’s Office reports said.


<>

They might have won the contest, too.

SUN-SENTINEL STORY

This message was edited by JerseyTeabagger on 1-19-02 @ 5:04 AM
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 5:28 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Three of the boys had sex with the girl, who did not live there, while the fourth boy, 15, filmed it with a video camera


Fag! Why would someone film their friends banging and then not get in on the action? And to bring up a reoccurring phrase for this thread, "Where were girls like this when I was that age?"

IslesBaby00
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 12:57 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Im a G00D teen :)


IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-19-2002 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Why would someone film their friends banging and then not get in on the action?
Some people get turned on more by voyeurism than by actually doing the act..




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posted on 01-19-2002 @ 1:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Some people get turned on more by voyeurism than by actually doing the act..


or they just like to see their friends cocks




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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Im a G00D teen
BAH! Who needs YOU then?!



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FollowThisLogic
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 8:08 PM      
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You know, I watched that last night.... holy shit.... they may have sounded young on the radio but they LOOKED just SO MUCH YOUNGER....

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.Everyone else has a scrolling marquee in their sigs. I was beginning to feel left out."dream yourself awake" he calls
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posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

they may have sounded young on the radio but they LOOKED just SO MUCH YOUNGER....
[dice]So people tell me my girlfriend looks young, right? And I tell 'em, you should see how young she looks by contrast when she's got my old wrinkled yambag on her face! Ow![/dice]



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IslesBaby00
I'm so blonde, I think Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
posted on 01-22-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
I am a good teen in a naughty way ;)


Tequila
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posted on 01-23-2002 @ 7:16 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Fuck I missed it. Does anyone know when its on again?


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