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Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
IGM, you've been a cocksmoker since you first signed on.

With that last comment, you've confirmed for all to see that you should have been aborted.

I sincerely hope that I Grooms Myself, will serve as an object lesson to any newbies and/or lurkers that see this thread. Many of us "regulars" are going out of our way to police this mental midget, in an effort to keep Froy's post from being defiled and yet he does not care.

We welcome new members. We want people to join in and have fun. But, please find someone to help you understand that there is a time and place for fun and games. The sooner you learn that, the sooner that you will be on your way to "getting it".

Sorry, I had to say something.


Mentor to Snakebite (Graduate)


Today is World Girl Scouts Day (1912)
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
IGM i gave you more chances than anyone else would have you now have strike 2 do you wanna continue this? next wise ass comment and your ass is banned go ahead. Because it's not just about what you are doing here you refuse to be adopted and you will probably continue to do this and cause more trouble in the future. Your choice will you be adopted and shut up or are you gonna take a called strike 3? Then i will erase all of your inane posts and we can get back to business as usual


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-12-01 @ 12:58 PM
I grooms myself
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
ya see IGM understands what is being said. but if certain people would have said it nicely instead of attacking then I wouldnt have retaliated. but no the majority of people have sticks surgically implanted in their ass

spitfire421
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
and once again, if you don't fucking like it, just turn the fucking computer off....no one's keeping you here you fucking tool

we can try to help, but this is not the place for nicey-nice if you are being a dick to begin with





This message was edited by spitfire421 on 3-12-01 @ 1:10 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
First off Oy Vey stop instigating please , if you have nothing constructive to say please this is not the time.

IGM i am not fighting with you i am trying to explain things to you. But i want an answer now. Will you get adopted and stop this, or not?

If you get adopted i will clean out this thread and we can all go on. If not i'll just ban you and still clean out this thread.

Freedom of speech yeah but there are still rules to be followed. You cant stand in the streets and scream racial slurs or say your gonna kill the president without being arrested. You can do it but you will be punsihed, same here. Without rules there would be choas and we will not have that here.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I am gladly offering my services as an adoptor if you would like help on the boards.
I have been given the okay by Froy to be an adoptor so if you are interested you can e-mail me at E-Mail Me or contact me through AIM at BrianReganFan.
Adoption helped me out a great deal and I hope I can do the same for one or two, TWO of you. :)




"What are you speaking? German Brian?
German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!"

Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock
oy vey
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Gonzo, with all due respect to your (and co-moderators) totalitarian ways:

Yes IGM is a tad out of line. (I may be testing the waters a bit myself here). But to go and "clean out" this thread amounts to no less than what the Taliban have just done do the statues of Buddha in Afghanistan.

IGM has a point. You may not agree with what he says or the forum in which he has done it, but to delete him from the history books is tantamount to altering history to suit your own preferences.

Make him an example if you will. But for posterities sake, do not delete any messages! The integrety of this board would be at stake.

Of course I could be wrong...

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Bottom line IGM i want to see you adopted by the end of the day if not i will ban you because you have insulted far too many people and your acting like an asshole.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

I grooms myself
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
obviously its not cared what i say. so this is the last msg if it gets erased like the last one then so be it.

all i was trying to say gonzo is, if people would have said it nicely and not attacked i wouldnt have attacked back. maybe the joke was in poor taste but so was the attackin and i dont tolerate it from ANYONE..

its just how it is

FDA
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
IGM, As an new adoptee I feel i should start making some type of effort in posting. with that in mind here ya go..

IGM, what you said was this
quote:

IGM is now taking applications for people to adopt him, please stand in a single file.


and cgj replied with

quote:

IGM, I don't think you get it, you don't wait for someone to contact you so you can be adopted. You must contact one of your peers and ask to be adopted. I like the new guidelines Froy...but why frumpy? how the hell can he help these newbies...lmao


Now maybe you dont know what LMAO means so i could see you taking that as an attack (LMAO means Laugh My Ass Off) however what he said wasnt an attack it was just mearly showing everyone that this adoption program is to be taken seriously. We all are here for a purpose (to b.s. about the ONA show) It's not a meet and great. You will prob. not get laid from this show. (heh) So instead of causing alot of people troubble and making it look like all "newbies" are assholes. Just chill. Dont reply. and let the tread die. It's simple. I know you might find it hard since we are ALL behind keyboards and acting like a bad ass is alot easier when you do not confront the person.

Joke or not it's a senstivie subject with everyone and you should treat it with kid gloves.

Proud to be a part of the Grumpy Family
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Good idea.

Ventriliquist Detective
capnfudge@opieanthony.com



This message was edited by Cap'n Fudge on 3-12-01 @ 1:30 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Oy Vey i am not mao tse tung i am not joseph stalin. And you are not the dalahi lama either i will not bash you if you think that's what moderators do. Mod's may be looked upon as dictators of the board but we are here to enforce the rules. We spend a lot of time on this board making sure the rules were followed. And by cleaning out what i meant was all of IGM's one word replies of "blow me" and "you're a twat". I was gonna leave his main argument as you can see i did. He is not a tad out of line he is way out of line.

Oy Vey let's say this for an example. You have a son and you have rules in your home. Your son disobeys a direct rule and you tell him that he was wrong yet he say's he is not. then he proceeds to disrespect you and he makes a stand. Now what do you do? just let him go on because you let him go that one time and he will continue to disobey you.

This board is a community where you can talk but there ARE RULES. he disobeyed not 1 mod but 2 and the boards owner. now what would you have me do?

Was i not fair? i have given him several chances to end this. But he will not get last word on board policy.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-12-01 @ 1:37 PM
I grooms myself
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Gonzo,

like i said. if thats how ya want to do it then ban me. but i will not hold back if attacked.. EVER. im not only talking about this whole mess, i mean in general. so if people are so anal about it then you might as well fire your ban gun now. makes no difference to IGM

Rog2K
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Not to mention the last statement to Froy was about Grumpy and had nothing to do with IGM....

"I like the new guidelines Froy...but why frumpy? how the hell can he help these newbies...lmao"


E-F-F-E-C-T!
A smooth operator operating correctly...



This message was edited by Rog2K on 3-12-01 @ 1:31 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Oy Vey i replied to you above so take it for what it is.

IGM bottom line you do have 2 strikes, i will NOT ban you. I don't use my ban gun like a child weilding a toy gun playing cowboys and indians. Banning is a last resort, if was some gung ho asshole i would have banned you on page 2 of this thread. I am trying to help believe it or not.

I am leaving it at this, enough of replying back and forth here in this post. I agree that you should not take shit, but next time take it to Fight Club if you have a problem with someone.

I suggest you get a mentor to adopt you and go on posting. No one is telling you to back away from someone bashing you but learn the rules first.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

I grooms myself
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:39 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
i have no prob with rules, but no where in the book does it say one can't have a sense of humor whether its in poor taste or not. next time i will think twice before inserting humor. but simple asking would have done it. this is my last msg

GonzoStyle
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
IGM do me a favor if you can IM me at OApoll on AIM if you have it so we can have a talk. No one said not to be funny. I dont think you got my point, the point was this.

You disobeyed a request by the administrator about not defiling this thread. Defiling meant posting anything a joke, a story anything that didnt have to do with adoption.

It's not that no one found it funny, the main beef that i had atleast was that you didnt follow the rules and continued to show lack of respect for those rules.

I know froy along with all the mods want people to post and have fun. But we also want you to follow the rules as well. Thats all go ahead to any topic and make jokes and have fun.

IM me if you want to talk about it, i hope i've made myself clear.


They are waiting to take us into the severed garden
Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful
comes death on a strange hour unannounced,
unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly
guest you've brought to bed
Death makes angels of us all and
gives us wings where we had shoulders
smooth as raven's claws
--Jim Morrison (An American Prayer)

Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
God damn, a guy goes to lunch and has to come back to this shit! Listen, I attacked you once IGM and told you if you have a problem, to take it to fight club, you didn't listen to that, then I try and be nicey nice with you and you continue to act out. Listen, we don't want to ban every friggin member of this board who fucks up once in a while, so do yourself a favor and get adopted and everything will be happy...yeah, right..everything will be better..let's put it that way...



"Think before you write" -
Froy

E-Mail Me
Metalfan
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Subject to the mods approval, I'd like to offer my services to help out the board, not bored, newbies. My e-mail and AIM are in my profile if I can help. Just don't be an idiot when you contact me, otherwise, I'll let the mods have you.

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I am now offering my services to the board, and am looking to adopt a newbie. I'm glad this program was brought back, i think it will help.

Anyone interested can either Email me or IM me, both are in my profile.


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Okay - stick a fork in me for the next 10 days. I got my two victims... I mean adoptees. ItsASickness is officially part of my family now. If he screws up, let me know.



Newest member of the Grumpy's: FDA

Accepting applications for adoption. Email or IM me.
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance,
baffle them with your bullshit!


Sparkey
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh, what the heck. In the spirit of all things great, I would like to offer to adopt a newbie!

What? What's that? My low post-count? My not-too-long-ago registration date? Um...

Oh, okay. Nevermind, then, I guess.

-Sparkey.



Ronreddog
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Sparkey
I know how to shoot asses, take it up the ass you name it. Please feel free to shove anything as far as you want up my ass. But never get in the way of Gonzo's Boot, or Njstrawberry's Watch.
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 2:03 PM
Hanger-On
Posts: 51
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh, what the heck. In the spirit of all things great, I would like to offer to adopt a newbie!

What? What's that? My low post-count? My not-too-long-ago registration date? Um...

Oh, okay. Nevermind, then, I guess.

-Sparkey.





Gonzo, I feel for you and all the mods. Another country heard from! I will NOT be adopting this one either!



GRRRRRR!
E-Mail Me
Corpsegrinderjunk
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
Thank you Sparky for being a complete and total dick, and defiling this thread after all the shit that just transpired..



"Think before you write" -
Froy

E-Mail Me
Just Jon
posted on 03-12-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Baby Nicole IMed me and is under my watch for the next 10 days or so. I'm willing to take on one more newbie in need of guidance. You may e-mail me or IM JonNeedsSN.

-----

E-mail: JustJon@opieanthony.com
Adoptee: Baby Nicole


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