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Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Damn, I'm sure when she reads this she'll bend over, drop her panties and let you fuck her in the ass.



One can only hope. And maybe, if people vote for her, she'll win the trip and TAKE ME!

NORTON IS GOD
craigy420
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Guys, Boston has had no reliable credit for this contest except for contestant 97. Lisa is definitely hot bro. No one has mentioned her yet. Boston needs to pick up the pace. The other chicks need to go back to the pound.

*~*BeckyDC*~*
Teh TWATWAFFLE Y's teh EGGROLL!!!
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
aww CRX :) u made me turn red n shit.. hehe thank you doll I appreciate it SO very much.









"I can't feel the way you want me to, I'll use you, abuse you, I'll use you, confuse you. I can't feel the way you want me to, It's just my POWER TOOL"

irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
That's right, take the advice of a girl named after a 16000 car. She must be smart if she's driving around in that ghetto mobile.

irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
That's right, take the advice of a girl named after a 16000 car. She must be smart if she's driving around in that ghetto mobile.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Oh yeah... you're gonna get lots of help with that show you're looking for.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

a 16000 car
i guess i'm not smart cos i have no idea what that means.



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

That's right, take the advice of a girl named after a 16000 car. She must be smart if she's driving around in that ghetto mobile.


If you had a fucking clue, you'd be dangerous.






I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 6:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
edited

This message was edited by irishcros on 2-22-02 @ 4:16 AM
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Are you honestly gonna tell me that you aren't gonna feel like shit when one of these better looking, younger, tighter women wins?

Uh, no dick....unlike you, I have a grip on reality and my whole life does not begin nor end with this contest...
quote:

Look, I don't know what kinda people participated in the best ass contest

The same type of people that are in this contest.
Now go back to your room, find your microscope and resume looking for that microorganism you call your dick...then suck it!



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:30 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Now go back to your room, find your microscope and resume looking for that microorganism you call your dick...then suck it!


Can I borrow that line?
That was good.







I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
irishcros
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 7:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Wow I'm hurt. What'd the grandkids go to bed?

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 8:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Can I borrow that line?
That was good.


Be my guest...I'm glad you liked it.

Now, on another note...
To the useless douchebag-yeah, you- irishcroseyedmotherfuckerwhocansuckhisownmaggotsizedcock...at least someone would want to have sex with my offspring to be able to give me grandchildren one day....you are just the kind of lurking kid toucher I will protect them from.
God, it must be so hard to be a pathetic loser.
...Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!!!!



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
JDemon
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Hmm...from what I know, i think that number #79 shall win...we will see. Her personality is about the size of a chick pea though...but really, we arent all judging on personality here. I hope frenchy dies of AIDS, if i ever met that french bastard i would kill him, he sounds like a struggling infant immigrant trying to cook rat soup over a sewer.





I hope you die.
J-Bone
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 9:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
My bad, I should've posted this here. Anyone know contestant # 58- Megan? She is really friggin' cute! If anyone knows her, tell her to e-mail my ass! And Megan, if you're reading this, e-mail my ass!!!

J-Bone

J-Bone
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
By the way, I'm just saying that she is hot. I don't really expect her to e-mail me! (There appeared to be some confusion when I posted this on the General Discussion Forum by accident, friggin' idiots don't know I was joking!)

OAAWITE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
so then what you're saying is that if she did happen to read this messageboard, you would not welcome her email? Finally, dead baby?


J-Bone
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 12:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Hecks yeah I'd welcome her e-mail, but I certainly wouldn't expect it. Why? Is this her (#58)? Just playin'. PEACE OUT!!!

F the S out of her A
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 12:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
I just wanted to post that I made a Pyrrich vote for #55. I love her ass. Lisa from Boston (97, I think) and Stephanie (37) will run away with this cuntest, er, contest.

Sure, #55 wasn't as young as the others, but she was beautiful to me. If she's out there, send her my spunk.. er, appreciation.

Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system
uoykcuf
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:31 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Okay fuck it.. I can post it here.. I just have to say that Robin #57 looks like a dude too if you look closely enough (dare we get that fucking close) you can see the shadow of an adams apple.. and someone else said Betsy # 88 is a dude too.. what the fu'??
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
Pretty cool new feature. Uppin so people will notice and stop posting new threads.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
do you honestly think making it blue will change anything?




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FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 5:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
MAYBE. It's worth a frickin' shot. A lot of people have said it really stands out.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
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"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


irishcros
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 7:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Yea, it was pretty smart of me to make it blue. I don't know where I come up with this stuff. Some sort of divine transmission I suppose.

J-Bone, I just talked to Megan. She says you sound hot and to keep checking your e-mail. Make sure you don't leave your computer because she hates waiting.

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posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Some more comments from people who don't listen to O&A. Some amusing stuff.

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