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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:31 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
fag?

ba ba but... you've got a shaved vagina.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
HyBriD
I AM THE KILLER
FN Moron is an indian giver!!
I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE!
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill
My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally)
WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat!
Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE
I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER
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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:35 PM      
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dont you wish


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLA
Snoteater
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 12:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
Can we get back to talking about fucking the hot blond?



"Your Ego is a Muscle."
meegman
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
do they have spelling bees at your school anna? what the hell is concided? SACTOWN IS FULL OF RINGERS!!!

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
meegman is just jealous Anna, don't let him get you down. he could only HOPE to cast a glance on a gal as great as yourself




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Saturday 2/9: CBS: Touched by Angel (repeat), Touched by Angel (R), District (r)...NBC": Winter Olympics, no SNL...FOX: Cops, Cops (r), America's Most Wanted...ABC: GOldfinger...UPN: 48 Hours...WB: How Stella Got Her Groove back...USA: 830- Speed...SCIFI: 9- Still Know What YOU Did this Summer...HBO: Sweet November
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 5:57 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
I never realised before but, that Ikeaboy is pretty cute :D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01




"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

"Spoo" is "oops" spelled backwards. But it's more than just that. It was a powerful movement, a revolution if you will. It was truly ahead of its time. One man is responsible for this movement. This man had a vision. He created spoo with his bare hands and molded it into a force to be reckoned with. This man's name is IrishAlkey. Know him, appreciate his contributions to our society, for life as we know it would not be the same if it were not for him and his brilliant vision. Love the Alkey, embrace him with all your heart. Give the man his respect. Give him a hug. Lick his huge left ear. Rub his bald head. Long live the Alkey, and may God bless his soul.
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Cher (Alicia Silverstone) in Clueless, right?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 02-09-2002 @ 6:44 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Ants, no way in hell am I using that atrocity as a sig!





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
irishcros
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:03 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
"Hello, welcome to the board. Hopefully you'll stay after the contest is done.

Can we please use the Official Naughty Nightie thread for this?

Thanks..

I think I'll leave this one open for the men of the board to drool a bit. I must not be feeling like myself this morning."

Apparently ftl has never even spoke to a hot girl over the internet before. Way to stand by your beliefs in keeping this one open. GUESS MAYBE MY BIO IDEA WASN'T TOO BAD AFTER ALL, HUH?

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No, it was an awful idea, and this was an awful thread, but I thought this would turn into teh funney, which it did.

So go fuck yourself, chew toy.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
irishcros:
You gotta be effin kidding? did you read any of the replies in this thread? does this really look like a discussion of contestant bios?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 8:17 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i thought anna was irishcros, and what kind of a stupid name is that? did you forget an s at the end, or is it supposed to be something completely different?



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 9:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Hello all you Opie and ANthony listeners. I am Anna contestant #72 from SAcramento.

You are hot, Anna. But Amy's (#2) already got my vote.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

I want all of you vote for me because I have never been of a vacation.



At first this comment annoyed me, but I kinda respect the fact that she blatantly admitted only being here to whore herself out for votes. At least she's honest.

I still think your a whore and won't vote for you, but I appreciate your honesty.

irishcros
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
suck my cock, ftl.

and anna already has my vote. i asked for a little information on the contestants, and she was kind enough to oblige.

FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

suck my cock, ftl.

All that hostility and you wanna be FRIENDS now?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


OAAWITE
posted on 02-09-2002 @ 11:47 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
This has been noted Anna. Assuming this is actually you and not a representative from a PR firm that you have put on retainer, you have officially lost my support in this contest.

If you are actually 18, you look MUCH older, and therefore are probably a crack addict, and quite possibly a prostitute.

You also fail to follow instructions and refused to post your "Hi, I'm me" inane thread in the equally inane but confined to one space "***OFFICIAL NAUGHTY NIGHTY CONTEST THREAD***".

Forthcoming will be OAAWITE's "official" post in the "official" thread giving his "official" rankings on eacy of the contestants on a scale of 1-3. You were potentially a 1, but due to this whorish post lacking insight and intelligence, you have slipped to a 2, thus stripping yourself of any possibility of winning this contest.

As FTL mentioned, we hope you stay on the board longer than just for this thread. If you do, no ill-will is to be carried over from me. However, we all know that this isn't going to be the case as you will probably not ever post again or even read this board again.

So in closing, unfortunately this little stunt has cost you "official" support. However to show that I don't hold grudges, you're pretty hot. If you ever come to Boston can I do sex to you?


irishcros
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
Wow, oaa. You certainly seem to be a cocksucker.

Boodadude
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Wow, oaa. You certainly seem to be a cocksucker
full of insight aren't you. Heres my Bio Irish cros... left the last S off for savings hoo hoo. Heres my BIO #1 I love dolphin safe tuna, long walks on the beach, playing with my four kids, and I love men with short dicks E-mail me:)







This message was edited by Boodadude on 2-10-02 @ 3:04 AM
irishcros
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
And in addition to oaa, we have boodadude, who seems to be full of man-semen.

GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

First IrishCros said:
suck my cock, ftl.
then he continued by saying in another post:
Wow, oaa. You certainly seem to be a cocksucker.
and in another:
And in addition to oaa, we have boodadude, who seems to be full of man-semen.

Now for someone that likes to mention cocks, asking men to suck his, and semen quite alot...who is really the flaming fag here????(besides Ikea)


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

Boodadude
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 2:52 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

And in addition to oaa, we have boodadude, who seems to be full of man-semen.
I am, you interested? face again or something different?



This message was edited by Boodadude on 2-10-02 @ 2:58 AM
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 5:25 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
am i too late to say well said gr um oaawite :p



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
need me? try: crxgirl@opieanthony.com

This message was edited by crx girl on 2-10-02 @ 8:12 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 02-10-2002 @ 6:51 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I have buttons, pennants and collectable plates with OAAWITE's name on them. I'll be selling them in the lobby.





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.


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