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Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
hey joe, is there a bar 9 meeting this tues?? you had said that it's everyother, which would make this tues an "on" week. i was just wondering.

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
from what i've heard, yes there is. unless this is some cruel joke to drag me into the city thinking i'd be meeting everybody to hang out, but instead no one from the board will be there and i'll end up showing up and introducing myself to everyone there in the hope that some stranger will recognize the name "Danked" but no one will so i'll wander back to the PATH station broken-hearted to wallow in the cruel joke that is me. hope to see you there, buddy.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
windowlck
posted on 02-10-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I think Joe was planning for Monday to start the offcial Bar 9 Whore thread...


AIM me
You have a MULE????




This message was edited by windowlck on 2-10-02 @ 11:18 PM
sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 1:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
uHmm its monday now ... but i dono im not a GoEr if theres no brothEr joE a singinG ! :D BUzy weeK only got time for my gigs lol ! makes my weeK much beeter ! :D


Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I'm sooooo there if brother joe actually learned the lyrics to pink floyd songs and if he does his king shit impression.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 8:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
there better be some fucking bar 9 this week dammit!!!

where are u joe?!??!

WHATEVER BEN

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I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-11-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Yes there is a bar 9 this week.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 2:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Yes there is a bar 9 this week.

how are you privileged to such info froy??
oh yeah, i guess i'll be seeing eveyone on tues!!!

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-11-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

how are you privileged to such info froy??



Let's just say I've got connections...


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

how are you privileged to such info froy??
oh yeah, i guess i'll be seeing eveyone on tues!!!



He's close to Liberace.







Here's a tip that will save you alot of grief and time...

Don't believe in and depend on anyone but yourself.
brother joe
I write the songs that make the whole world sing....
...the Patty Duke Theme
I got the Clap from AMY!
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Let's just say I've got connections...


should have read:

Let's just say I've got connections...and Joe tells me stuff 'cause I'm a smartass!!:)



Only Kettel one martinis...and the swoosh is on my SWEAT-shirt...still giving the people what they want.
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Joe tells me stuff 'cause I'm a smartass!!



Oh, do I have a surprise for you...


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-11-2002 @ 4:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Oh, do I have a surprise for you...

will you guys please get a room?!?

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Oh, do I have a surprise for you...



Wow I can not even begin to say how latently homosexual that was. Coming from me that is pretty bad actually.

Also when you have these private messages couldn't you save yourself the reply time and just tell him when you talk to 'Joe on the phone'?

I wanna see Joe and Froy make out on stage. Maybe then he'll be able to get some bass in his voice for 'Born To Run'.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.




This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-12-02 @ 5:02 PM
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
well i guess i'm the first. all i have to say is that "cunt" is one of the greatest songs ever. contrary to whatever that stupid cock tease says. i'll see most of you on sat!

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
i swear i'll come to a future one




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Wednesday 2/13: CBS: 60 Minutes 2, Guilty Hearts...NBC: Olympics...FOX: 80s, Life, Bernie, Titus...ABC: ife, Jim, Carey, Job...UPN: Enterprise, SU2...WB: Dawson, Glory Days...AMC: 945- Blow Out...
I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
wow im the first one to reply yet again, do i get a cookie? **edit** shows how much i read the whole thread before i post**edit**

im so fucking tired and im not gonna list everyone until i get more awake, i did have a great time though, sorry i had to leave early i do want to come to another one though so its the price i have to pay

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 2-13-02 @ 9:17 AM
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
shani said: Posted on: 2-13-02 @ 2:11 AM
quote:

well i guess i'm the first.



amy said: Posted on: 2-13-02 @ 8:03 AM
quote:

wow im the first one to reply yet again, do i get a cookie?

no amy, i get the cookie, ;)

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:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 2-13-02 @ 9:05 AM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
damn sorry im not really awake just yet, you get the cookie, my bad

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Sorry I wasn't there this week guys and girls, had alot of stuff going on this week, plus i pulled a muscle in my back at school yesterday. I will be there in 2 weeks though!! Oh Mikey and Gmann I don't want any lip about the fight, i had a valid injury :P


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

plus i pulled a muscle in my back at school yesterday


SCHOOL she says
we all know what she was REALLY doing, dont we?
;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GrkqtOandAfan
Claim staked by FTL.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
please....I wish my story was better than "I was getting a 50lb mixer off a shelf over my head and pulled something in my upper back"
trust me I would love to have been able to say "So we were going at it for hours and my legs were over his shoulders....and I pulled something in my upper back"


No one looked...as I walked by
Just an invitation would have been just fine
Said no to him...again and again
First he took my heart...then he ran

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

"I was getting a 50lb mixer off a shelf over my head and pulled something in my upper back"


werent there any men around that could lift that shit for you, you shouldnt have to do it
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ok im ready for names

FTL- i hope the ride home was as good for you as it was for me, thanks.

Uncle Gonzo- dont worry he didnt lay a HAND on me

Yellow Diciplin- im so fucking sorry i left you all alone on the couch, im SHY dammit :( forgive me

Danked- hehe boiling what? i still want you as my new sig pic

Sleeper- great to see ya come out, that better have been water young man :p

Brain- did ya see?? i added you, quit your whinin bitch

Ants- its not all about you all the time, just most of the time. you and alkey looked so cute together

Alkey- if i was actually expecting a kiss i wouldnt have been all weird about it, next time tell me--I LOVE THE BOXERS

Rape- this weekend i promise its coming with me to my dads house, i promise

CRX- thanks for saying bye :p

Crack- YA FAAAAAG!



WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 11:35 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:


plus i pulled a muscle in my back at school yesterday



Shouldn't you be doing an FU to your pulled muscle?

Froy is an elitist prick who doesn't sing no more

The bar 9 turn out gets better and better every week, like the jewish poulation in a concentartion camp.




I'm Deep Inside Your Children.
They Will Betray You In MY Name.


YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
I just want to apologize to everyone for talking their ears off. I know I was annoying but hey that's just me. I'm a talkitive motherfucker.







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