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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
NICE! I just saw Norton kill on Comedy Central's Premium Blend. He did the Aspen hooker bit. "$3000 DOLLARS!?" They left him for last, even though they named him second of four comedians on the opening thingy.

Sadly, I checked tvguide.com and it won't be on for at least another two weeks. I'll keep checking and I'll post to let you know ahead of time. If you want to play the home version, considering I probably will give up and/or forget in two minutes, it's listed as "Including: Craig Baldo. " No mention of the closer.



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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 8:03 PM      
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It was on last night too, and it is horrible!

Don't judge his act on what you see on this show, they absolutely butcher it.


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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
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I recorded that on my hard drive a while ago...i thought it was a great performance. Just too short. I gave it to Steve C. at Foundry. You can download it here.




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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

they absolutely butcher it


Hmm, that must explain the rushed "old lady in a wheelchair thing" he never actually said what was so funny about it. Didn't flow right. Oh well. You gotta be 18 to get into whatever comedy club he's playing, right? Any comedy club, I mean. Unless Regan is playing.



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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 9:02 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Norton was funny on Premium Blend, but i thought he was kinda held back by Comedy Central from going all the way to the extreme. He should've added a little more rape humor

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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 9:32 PM      
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When you are gonna be censored like that, a comedian like Norton can't fully shine. You truly need to see him live to experience the full effect of his humor. Otherwise it's just gonna be wasted by the PC police.



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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
Norton kicks anyone's ass even when he's censored. And he's hot in my book even if (like he says) he looks like "a chubby lesbian"



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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
it was good ol' oral roberts on the censor patrol.

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posted on 02-16-2002 @ 11:55 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

"a chubby lesbian"



I thought that he had the profile of a condum tip?

Thank you Av8er for the video. I missed the premium blend episode, and that was well worth the time to download. Norton is great, even while censored.




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posted on 02-17-2002 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You gotta be 18 to get into whatever comedy club he's playing, right?



It depends on where you go. You can always call in advance and make sure, or go with a group.


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posted on 02-17-2002 @ 1:44 PM      
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Pretty funny set, little short but still good, thanks for the vid Av8er.

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