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Kingpin02
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
So, what does everyone think of this? The owners of the place have got to be the most retarded people in the world. It really Sucks to be Them, because now they have the government up their ass.

Dumbasses. Huh huh huh.


http://www.msnbc.com/news/709182.asp


It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
OAAWITE
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Is this thread about a concert or something? I've never heard of them. What do they sing? I didn't check the link becuase it wasn't linked.


Confirmed kills: FoundryMusicJeff
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 1:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
The Dead bodies at the Crematorium. So, what does everyone think of this?

I wish you were one of them.

But actually, I think it is sick and hilarious at the same time. I mean, it sucks to be the families having to claim 15 year old bodies, but the whole idea that they got away with it for so long is amazing.


"Choices always were a problem for you. What you need is someone strong to guide you. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow, what you need is someone strong to use you.. like me, like me. If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me .Don't judge or question.You are broken now, but faith can heal you. Just do everything I tell you to do. Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow. Let me lay my holy hand upon you. My Gods will becomes me. When he speaks out, he speaks through me. He has needs like I do. We both want to rape you. Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies." - Tool
The Rules of Being Steve: 1) Be Desireless 2) Be Excellent 3) Be Gone - The Tao of Steve

This message was edited by Norton's Victim on 2-19-02 @ 1:37 PM
Kingpin02
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
This may sound kinda morbid, but I wonder if any of the families accidentaly spilled the urns that were supposed to contain the ashes their dearly departed loved ones.

If they spilled it on a carpet, would they use a vacuum cleaner to pick up the ashes? Even then, how would they feel about the fact that they couldn't get all the ashes back in the urn? Would their vacuum cleaner or carpet suddenly become more important to them, being that their dead family member is now a part of it?



It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.
Donny
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Would their vacuum cleaner or carpet suddenly become more important to them, being that their dead family member is now a part of it?


They could just take the vacuum bag out and pack it back into their urn. On the other hand, can you imagine the shock finding out you've been worshipping a jar of cremated canteloupe rinds and chicken bones instead of Uncle Eddy? This guy's got a sense of humour - go light on his sentence I say.
Kingpin02
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
It makes me think of that SUV commercial where the urn got spilled in the back seat. I wonder if they threw that Dust Buster off the peak too.

It's all a conspiracy!!

It's always good to be a part of something you wouldn't normally have anything to do with.

Individuality is bullshit. You won't get anywhere in the world unless you give in to what everyone else wants at some point.

This message was edited by Kingpin02 on 2-19-02 @ 2:53 PM
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
My favorite pasttime is taking my dead relatives ashes and doing lines with them. When I run out I use my pets' until someone else croaks.

NORTON IS GOD
Donny
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
My favorite pasttime is taking my dead relatives ashes and doing lines with them.


I hadn't thought of that. Does it work?

Why don't these fools realize - the bastard's dead! God rest his/her soul. Cremate/bury the fucker and get on with your pathetic lives. Placing a fucking urn that costs thousands of dollars with ashes in your house. Right! For those people who say "that's the way he wanted it." Bull shit. What's he gonna do about it now?
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I wonder how long it will take Wes Craven to turn this into his next horror flick. I'm casting my vote for Norton as the crematorium owner.



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC		posted on 02-19-2002 @ 10:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:
I hadn't thought of that. Does it work?

If you snort enough of them, it's like they were never dead, man.

NORTON IS GOD



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