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Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Check out Comedy Central Lynch is on...Lynch was on now there are some unfunny comics on



Stinky, who most certainly does not rule - J.Norton

Wanna buy a dryer, door?




This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 2-22-02 @ 10:14 PM
TheJays
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Proud To Be An American
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
AHHH< dude, thanks. Lynch rules, Ive been wanting to catch this for a while.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
ewwfahh's beer
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Yeah, I must say, STEVE Lynch does rule!

STEVE is his first name, right?

Give me more beer
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00

Steven or Stephen yea..



Stinky, who most certainly does not rule - J.Norton

Wanna buy a dryer, door?
ewwfahh's beer
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:15 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Yeah, I thought his first name was STEVE, wasn't sure though, thanks.

Give me more beer
zootybang
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Wanna buy a dryer, door?


So, you're asking the door if it wants to buy a dryer?


God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole.

If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

Decoy
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

now there are some unfunny comics on



That Premium Blend show never really has anyone funny on it.

Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00

It's a Vos joke, give me some leniency...I changed it...I'm a dick



Stinky, who most certainly does not rule - J.Norton

Wanna buy a dryer? Door.
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
this seasons premium blend has Vos and Norton



I Will Be Your Dixie Chicken
If You'll Be My Tennessee Lamb
We Can Walk Together
Down In Dixie Land


Decoy
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 11:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Good point. I saw Norton's but I missed Vos.

Roid Rage
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
For those who missed it, Lynch's will be on again today (Saturday) at 6:30PM.

barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

It's a Vos joke, give me some leniency...I changed it...I'm a dick
But, it's still wrong. And, your sig indicates that you're a member of a fraternity... What the F community college is taking people that don't know how to work a period?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 5:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

But, it's still wrong. And, your sig indicates that you're a member of a fraternity... What the F community college is taking people that don't know how to work a period?


You stupid fuck tell me you are kidding..You're a real detective there asshole. Why I'm bothering responding to you I'm not sure but you are a dumb fuck my friend. Can you read that dipshit?



Stinky, who most certainly does not rule - J.Norton

Wanna buy a dryer? Door.


This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 2-23-02 @ 5:08 PM
WhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 6:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
its on again right now



I Will Be Your Dixie Chicken
If You'll Be My Tennessee Lamb
We Can Walk Together
Down In Dixie Land


AmericanPsycho
posted on 02-23-2002 @ 7:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
WhackBag, Patrice O'neal, one of my favorite Vos-rippers, was on today.


AmericanPsycho






SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 02-23-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

You stupid fuck tell me you are kidding..


UH OH! HE showed US he can use them periods real good. Yeeehaw! To quote Jeff K," it looks like somebody haxored you and stole all your punctuation."



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barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

You stupid fuck tell me you are kidding.
Well, actually, no. I'm not kidding. It is still wrong. You don't know how to use punctuation properly and, I'm the stupid one? By the way, the line I quoted is missing a comma.
quote:

You're a real detective there asshole.

Again, no. I'm not a "real detective". Do you really think it would take a detective to find the errors in your posts? They're quite obvious and, any average 4th grader could point them out for you. This quote is also missing a comma.
quote:

Why I'm bothering responding to you I'm not sure but you are a dumb fuck my friend.
What's the most quoted rule of this message board? Anyone? Anyone? Yes. That's it. "Think before you post." So, if you don't know why you're responding, you should NOT be responding. Again, I'm the "dumb fuck"? And, I'm quite sure that I am not "your friend".

I do, however, know exactly why you responded. You think you're the shit. You're not gonna let a "dumb fuck" tell you you're wrong. You wanted to prove how much smarter you are. Well, you sure showed me.

One more time... You forgot a comma in that one too.
quote:

Can you read that dipshit?
Yes. I can read that. I'm only guessing you meant to say: "Can you read that, dipshit?"

As if to say "can you read that" to someone named "dipshit. And, not asking me if I can read the "dipshit". Which is actually what you wrote but, I think you meant it the other way. Please correct me if I'm wrong on this.

How ironic is it that the very error that triggered this volley of whittism would have made that last quote correct. Had you only listened when you were corrected the first time.

Now, I realize that people type pretty quickly and in a very casual way most of the time on this board. I'm not suggesting that that is wrong. But, if you're gonna be a dick when someone corrects you, at least get it right.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 10:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
See the whole point of me changing the post was to tool on myself and say, "You know what, he was correct about my question mark in the original post". So I then changed it and said "It's a Vos joke, give me some leniency...I changed it...I'm a dick".
So you see I added an answer to the original post acknowledging my mistake and saying yes I did make a question mark mistake. What I didn't understand was your follow up comment, clearly a wasted post, asking what community college has people that do not know how to use punctuation correctly. Well if you knew anything about colleges you'd more than likely see that most Community Colleges do not have Fraternities/Sororities since they are local. I guess it was your attempt to try to be the funny guy on the board for a post but it didn't really work.
Back to the original thought. If you are going to disagree with the content of what I have to write then do it, no problem. And just go ahead and double check people's posts before you add your comments because you ultimately look like the tool. You thought you saw me say to "Zootybang", that he was a dick. But I know that you read the post wrong and you now see I was tooling on myself. It's OK though, taking each part of my response apart to correct punctuation shows that you really do agree with me, you just have nothing to go on. Aright tough guy make sure you take each part of this post apart and show me where the commas and quotes are missing.
Also, why the anger towards Fraternities? Were you the fag kid who was always made fun of or ass handed to him on a daily basis? Please explain. Your jealousy and anger toward Fraternities must have some deeper roots. Bye Precious.




Stinky, who most certainly does not rule - J.Norton


This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 2-24-02 @ 10:57 AM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Well, I see you've finally wised up and removed the line from your sig all together. That's much better. Thank you.

btw... did you just call zooty a dick? Had I known that you felt that way, I'd have left you alone.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 3:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
It's a sad, sad day, when I open up a topic in GD and there is fight over puntuation. You are all fucking tools. Barch is my puctuation correct? Zooty, have I asked a question the wrong way? Oh please, oh please tell what I have done wrong, so I can fix my errors and I can be a part of the "I tell people how they use puctuation wrong" cool crowd. Holy Fuck, this sis a message board not a god damn english class. So the guy fucked up, you KNEW what he was trying to say, you all just wanted to be fuck nuts. Well guess what, your job is done. Yes I know I have miss spelled words, I am sure you tools will point that out as well. - Brokenjaw



*****NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!1*****

*****NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!*****





This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 2-24-02 @ 3:59 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Fuck Off Newbie



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Fuck Off Newbie




OUCH?



*****NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!1*****

*****NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!!!!*****

Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Barch. Why all the anger? We all realize you are the "King of All Punctuation". Commas, quotes, periods, no one surpasses your broad knowledge of the English language and all of its glory. God bless you for being there for all of us. No comment on the whole Fraternity deal?

quote:

Fuck Off Newbie

No.



Stinky, who most certainly does NOT rule - J.Norton


This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 2-24-02 @ 4:25 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 5:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

No comment on the whole Fraternity deal?
Actually, yes. If you must push this issue. I am well aware of the lack of fraternities on community college campuses, as I am sure everyone is. That's what makes it FUNNY. I was insinuating that whatever school you attend had a similar admission policy to that of a typical commutnity college. If you're breathing, you're in.

This has obviously gone on for far too long to be fun for anyone anymore. So, go ahead and make your jokes about my nit-picking your punctuation. The fact remains that you did it wrong TWICE. And, rather than take a third shot at it or, god forbid, look it up. You just removed it all together. So, problem solved.




Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Delta Sigma Phuk Ups
posted on 02-24-2002 @ 5:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
"King of all Punctuations", you did a great job on that last explanation of you being intimidated by Fraternities. I appreciate that. See, you're finally focusing on my posts, rather than my punctuation. A board veteran like yourself should realize it's the post that matters, then the punctuation.
See how you're the only one bitching about it?
So Barch, next time think ahead rather than waste posts and look like a jackass (makes you look like a newbie).

Barch is a good guy though.



Stinky, who most certainly does NOT rule - J.Norton
Wanna buy a dryer? Door.




This message was edited by Delta Sigma Phuk Ups on 2-24-02 @ 6:13 PM


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